Finnaldo Posted 7 November 2013 Posted 7 November 2013 Not a chance in hell, geezer. You are 100% a closet homosexual.
Guest Posted 7 November 2013 Posted 7 November 2013 First Christmas Day off since 2008, can't ****ing wait. Blimey! Even my work's not that harsh as rotas go. Enjoy it mate
Mark_w Posted 7 November 2013 Posted 7 November 2013 Not a chance in hell, geezer. Yet more evidence that heterosexuals shouldn't be allowed to mate.
Guest Col city fan Posted 7 November 2013 Posted 7 November 2013 I love Christmas, spending it at home as usual. Set up a boozing fund about August ready for Christmas currently £2000 in it so that's alcohol and going out paid for. Done most of my shopping already which is a relief, can't wait for 13th December now and fully able to enjoy my 23 days off. Blimey! Good effort!
Soar Fox Posted 7 November 2013 Posted 7 November 2013 Only mugs work Christmas Day - FACT I'll tell my sister that when she's looking after sick children on ward 27 at LRI.
Unabomber Posted 7 November 2013 Posted 7 November 2013 I'll tell my sister that when she's looking after sick children on ward 27 at LRI. I wouldn't mate it might upset her.
Soar Fox Posted 7 November 2013 Posted 7 November 2013 I wouldn't mate it might upset her. Working with poorly children everyday I doubt a stupid comment on the Internet would upset her.
Rincewind Posted 7 November 2013 Posted 7 November 2013 I've worked Xmas Day when doing security.Still did a xmas buffet type thing and even sneaked a bottle of ale on the site. Funny thing once i was transported to the site and a bottle rolled out of my bag in the van. The driver turned a blind eye though and said make sure you get rid of the bottles after.
The God Emperor Posted 7 November 2013 Posted 7 November 2013 dont even know what I've got off for Christmas yet. asked for the day after boxing day but everything's up in the air with proposed shift changes not being put in yet due to Union negotiations
Fox92 Posted 7 November 2013 Posted 7 November 2013 Only mugs work Christmas Day - FACT Pilots, air traffic controllers, nurses, doctors, surgeons, paramedics, firefighters, police force ? Not exactly mugs, more like live savers.
Rincewind Posted 7 November 2013 Posted 7 November 2013 When I worked it I did not mind. I would have been on my own anyway doing the same thing. At least I had double time for sitting on my backside all day.
Guest Col city fan Posted 7 November 2013 Posted 7 November 2013 I've worked Christmas Day for years. Not this year though. I'm not a mug for working Christmas Day, I actually quite enjoy it.
Guest MattP Posted 7 November 2013 Posted 7 November 2013 I've worked Xmas Day even sneaked a bottle of ale on the site. Funny thing once i was transported to the site and a bottle rolled out of my bag in the van. At least I had double time for sitting on my backside all day. I just can't understand how firms arent bashing your door down to get you on their workforce.
ScouseFox Posted 7 November 2013 Posted 7 November 2013 Pilots, air traffic controllers, nurses, doctors, surgeons, paramedics, firefighters, police force ? Not exactly mugs, more like live savers. And barmen and women. And taxi drivers. The real heroes.
Mark_w Posted 7 November 2013 Posted 7 November 2013 And barmen and women. And taxi drivers. The real heroes. Life savers.
Guest MattP Posted 7 November 2013 Posted 7 November 2013 And barmen and women. And taxi drivers. The real heroes. Men should only be behind bars in Prison. I can't stand being served by a bloke, tits sell pints.
Zingari Posted 7 November 2013 Posted 7 November 2013 Men should only be behind bars in Prison. I can't stand being served by a bloke, tits sell pints. It's what keeps me a regular in the pub
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 7 November 2013 Posted 7 November 2013 Men should only be behind bars in Prison. I can't stand being served by a bloke, tits sell pints. On the flipside - schlongs sell wine and scandalously priced cocktails. Swings and roundabouts.
Guest MattP Posted 7 November 2013 Posted 7 November 2013 On the flipside - schlongs sell wine and scandalously priced cocktails. That's why women should drink in coffee shops, wine bars and be waited on. No bar should be low enough to endanger anyone of being able to see a blokes schlong. They are designed so we can see the tits and nothing else, bitter is designed so the old boys get an even longer look when they have to put some effort in on the pulling it. The fridge is on the floor so if we want to check out the arse we can get one of the round to order a bottle. These are basic pub rules that have been passed on through generations. (aside from the bottles)
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 8 November 2013 Posted 8 November 2013 No doubt a few beers around the pool and too much food. Then an earlish night ready for the cricket on boxing day
absolutelegend Posted 8 November 2013 Posted 8 November 2013 off to my mrs' folks for christmas, then to nyc on the 28th. should be good.
Alexikokopops Posted 8 November 2013 Posted 8 November 2013 No doubt a few beers around the pool and too much food. Then an earlish night ready for the cricket on boxing day Yeeeeeeeeeeeees I'm excited about that! I might actually be flying on Christmas day, I haven't actually worked out when I'm heading over from Perth yet.
DennisNedry Posted 8 November 2013 Posted 8 November 2013 I love Christmas. I never understand why people want to go abroad on Christmas. Should be at home with the fire on, with the family, watching films you've seen 100s of times before.
Bayfox Posted 8 November 2013 Posted 8 November 2013 I had a phase of really hating christmas, once I was old enough to understand santa wasn't real and with my birthday at the start of Dec, I couldn't stand christmas, songs, trees, lights etc until my birthday had passed. Never allowed my family to put the tree up until after the 7th. However now I have kids, I look forward to 2 weeks off, sat playing with the new toys etc, having a few drinks and getting away from work. I do all the cooking christmas day, love, everything about christmas dinner, nice soup for starter, the turkey, roasts, brussels yes even brussels. Although after 2 weeks, i am sometimes glad to get back to work!!
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