purpleronnie Posted 15 December 2013 Posted 15 December 2013 There's bugger all on the telly Xmas day. You watch tv at christmas?
Webbo Posted 15 December 2013 Posted 15 December 2013 You watch tv at christmas? Sorry Mr Fezziwig, I'll go out wassailing instead.
The Year Of The Fox Posted 15 December 2013 Posted 15 December 2013 You watch tv at christmas? Am I the only one who watches the queens speech?
purpleronnie Posted 15 December 2013 Posted 15 December 2013 I watch it if I am tied down to a chair. You and your kinky games.
AndWhat? Posted 15 December 2013 Posted 15 December 2013 Going to be my first Christmas Day off in about 7 years due to my new job and I can't wait! Actually looking forward to it for once!
FoxesAreBlue Posted 15 December 2013 Posted 15 December 2013 Am I the only one who watches the queens speech? I do. God save her.
Ric Flair Posted 16 December 2013 Posted 16 December 2013 I have a fookin nightmare at my works doo, i've disgraced myself.
Strokes Posted 16 December 2013 Posted 16 December 2013 I have a fookin nightmare at my works doo, i've disgraced myself.Please tell, hopefully another epic.
BoneDog Posted 16 December 2013 Posted 16 December 2013 I have a fookin nightmare at my works doo, i've disgraced myself. Tell them you were possessed. Always gets me out of the shit.
Ric Flair Posted 16 December 2013 Posted 16 December 2013 Well i've passed my accountancy exam in the morning and instead of going straight to work i've gone and monkeyed a load of Tuborg and sambuca down me and then pitched up at 3pm just before our Xmas party was to start. I've gotten away with it and everyone was getting leathered but I was obviously so far in front of people that it really hit me about 8pm. We've moved on to the local boozer where i've had the barman in a playful headlock that he didn't like and i've tried to give some bird I work with a chicken burn. There's been some partial nudity, a table of drinks ko'd and me being escorted out. It doesn't end there, a few colleagues have come with me and we've gone the wetherspoons in Victoria station and i've gone behind the bar and done myself a pint. Straight out and thrown down the stairs. I daren't look anyone in the eye today, i'm the fcukin pits.
JonnyBoy Posted 16 December 2013 Posted 16 December 2013 Got eighty pints now in two barrels, and another 39 in bottles. ( one exploded ) . sounds like your having a christmas to remember..! ..... maybe not
Zingari Posted 16 December 2013 Posted 16 December 2013 Tell them you were possessed. Always gets me out of the shit. :xmaslaugh: I'm gonna remember that one for future use , it's just a pity you weren't around to give advice like this 40 odd years ago :xmasbiggrin:
goose2010 Posted 16 December 2013 Posted 16 December 2013 Well i've passed my accountancy exam in the morning and instead of going straight to work i've gone and monkeyed a load of Tuborg and sambuca down me and then pitched up at 3pm just before our Xmas party was to start. I've gotten away with it and everyone was getting leathered but I was obviously so far in front of people that it really hit me about 8pm. We've moved on to the local boozer where i've had the barman in a playful headlock that he didn't like and i've tried to give some bird I work with a chicken burn. There's been some partial nudity, a table of drinks ko'd and me being escorted out. It doesn't end there, a few colleagues have come with me and we've gone the wetherspoons in Victoria station and i've gone behind the bar and done myself a pint. Straight out and thrown down the stairs. I daren't look anyone in the eye today, i'm the fcukin pits. :xmaslaugh:
JonnyBoy Posted 16 December 2013 Posted 16 December 2013 whats always baffled me year after year is how people go abroad to somewhere hot to celebrate Christmas? i.e. Australia... might be some peoples cup of tea but I couldn't think of anything worse than sunbathing having a bbq on Christmas day!! For me its all about family, Christmas dinner, Christmas films and having the fire on (if its cold enough!) i can see why people would go to NY or something, my Dad and step mum went for Christmas shopping and they said it was amazing
Zingari Posted 16 December 2013 Posted 16 December 2013 Am I the only one who watches the queens speech? i do, but i don't listen to it t :xmassmile:
AyewJoking Posted 16 December 2013 Posted 16 December 2013 Not so many advent calendars sold this year, I reckon their days are numbered. sold out where i live and yes we have a poundland, 99p store and B&M on the high street!
AyewJoking Posted 16 December 2013 Posted 16 December 2013 whats always baffled me year after year is how people go abroad to somewhere hot to celebrate Christmas? i.e. Australia... might be some peoples cup of tea but I couldn't think of anything worse than sunbathing having a bbq on Christmas day!! For me its all about family, Christmas dinner, Christmas films and having the fire on (if its cold enough!) i can see why people would go to NY or something, my Dad and step mum went for Christmas shopping and they said it was amazing see what rising fuel prices have done to poor johnny? he's only allowed the fire on once a year!
Webbo Posted 16 December 2013 Posted 16 December 2013 sold out where i live and yes we have a poundland, 99p store and B&M on the high street! It was my very poor attempt at humour.
Alexikokopops Posted 17 December 2013 Posted 17 December 2013 Well i've passed my accountancy exam in the morning and instead of going straight to work i've gone and monkeyed a load of Tuborg and sambuca down me and then pitched up at 3pm just before our Xmas party was to start. I've gotten away with it and everyone was getting leathered but I was obviously so far in front of people that it really hit me about 8pm. We've moved on to the local boozer where i've had the barman in a playful headlock that he didn't like and i've tried to give some bird I work with a chicken burn. There's been some partial nudity, a table of drinks ko'd and me being escorted out. It doesn't end there, a few colleagues have come with me and we've gone the wetherspoons in Victoria station and i've gone behind the bar and done myself a pint. Straight out and thrown down the stairs. I daren't look anyone in the eye today, i'm the fcukin pits. My hero
Alf Bentley Posted 17 December 2013 Posted 17 December 2013 Well i've passed my accountancy exam in the morning and instead of going straight to work i've gone and monkeyed a load of Tuborg and sambuca down me and then pitched up at 3pm just before our Xmas party was to start. I've gotten away with it and everyone was getting leathered but I was obviously so far in front of people that it really hit me about 8pm. We've moved on to the local boozer where i've had the barman in a playful headlock that he didn't like and i've tried to give some bird I work with a chicken burn. There's been some partial nudity, a table of drinks ko'd and me being escorted out. It doesn't end there, a few colleagues have come with me and we've gone the wetherspoons in Victoria station and i've gone behind the bar and done myself a pint. Straight out and thrown down the stairs. I daren't look anyone in the eye today, i'm the fcukin pits. I used to think that I was a drunken disgrace, but then I encountered Mr. Flair and realised that I'm a model citizen and the epitome of responsible, conservative conduct. :xmaslaugh:
Stadt Posted 17 December 2013 Posted 17 December 2013 Ric, I genuinely think you should right a book.
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