Jealous Leicester woman forces fiance to take lie detector test every time he leaves the house

[GLC]

 

To be fair, that's just a bad picture. Whether it's the light or the angle I don't know. This one's much better...

 

 

My parents have that wallpaper

[Danno]

Put the pill into their water supply.

[Bellend Sebastian]

She's lost some weight since we were going out, I barely recognised her

[The Year Of The Fox]

Not surprised really considering how good looking he is.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He reminds me of someone off little Britain

[Kitchandro]

He reminds me of someone off little Britain

 

So does she:

 

[stevelcfc]

Bet its really a double bluff, its really her getting a load of D every time he goes out.

[21st Century Fox]

Bet its really a double bluff, its really her getting a load of D every time he goes out.

 

If by D you mean Doughnuts.

[Bilo]

She must suck cock like a champ to bag somebody twelve years younger, even if he does look like the bastard child of Bobby Charlton and Smeagol.

[Unabomber]

His foot is about as big as his bloody forearm though tbf, looks like Gollum could be packing heat.

 

[Bellend Sebastian]

It's always sad when someone lets you go, but she was after more of a 'man's man' type so I'm pleased to see it's worked out for her

[Webbo]

It's always sad when someone lets you go, but she was after more of a 'man's man' type so I'm pleased to see it's worked out for her

As Dr Hook once said "When you're in love with a beautiful woman it's hard".

[peterborofox]

Think he would get squashed by her if he failed

[Bellend Sebastian]

As Dr Hook once said "When you're in love with a beautiful woman it's hard".

Tell me about it. I've learned to be strong though (mainly through wrestling that lass)

[Corky]

As Dr Hook once said "When you're in love with a beautiful woman it's hard".

 

And when you are with her it's not.

[Webbo]

And when you are with her it's not.

Come off it, she's visual viagra.

[Mack]

You just know he is on his PS3 pretending he is Sebastian Vettel with a full sports seat and replica F1 steering wheel for 18 hours a day, he nips out to get her xxxxxxl dirty doner kebab and she is scared he is doing the greasy lad behind the jump!

[cambridgefox]

He reminds me of someone off little Britain

no,it's the hairhttp://youtu.be/xbdxm8Ia0Wc

[Guest]

She must suck cock like a champ to bag somebody twelve years younger, even if he does look like the bastard child of Bobby Charlton and Smeagol.

funniest thing I've read on here in yonks

Also that bloke looks scared shitless. Good to see she took the lead off for the photo though

[Strokes]

The bit where it says steve 'loves her for who she is'. Is he refering to her being a trumper or a fooking mentalist?

[chuck'em]

His foot is about as big as his bloody forearm though tbf, looks like Gollum could be packing heat.

To be fair pretty much everyone's feet are the same length as their forearm.

[Unabomber]

To be fair pretty much everyone's feet are the same length as their forearm.

Got any studies to back that up? I just tried to bring my foot up to my forearm to compare but couldn't manage it.

[chuck'em]

Not off hand. I thought it was a well known fact. I'll have a look for something to back it up later if I get a chance.

[Unabomber]

Not off hand. I thought it was a well known fact. I'll have a look for something to back it up later if I get a chance.

I was only joking mate, please don't take the time to try and find studies to back it up.

[ScouseFox]

I just tried and it's true. Madness. 

[chuck'em]

I was only joking mate, please don't take the time to try and find studies to back it up.

Fair enough, saves me wasting my afternoon. I was quite surprised when I tried and realised it was true.