Rincewind Posted 25 December 2013 Posted 25 December 2013 The FoxTalkers Christmas Party It was the night before Christmas Not a sound was heard Except for the sound of Mods Discussing the Foxestalk message board. The subject was a Christmas party Which happened every year There was always panic among them As the dreaded day drew near. Who should they invite? Will there be fights a free for all. Finally they decided Sod it we’ll ask them all. It was to be fancy dress And would cause much fun They even hoped that a new fan Cyril the squirrel would come. At the mods headquarters They were getting prepared For what could be a complete disaster So they were also getting scared. In a long flowing Shirley Bassey dress Moosebreath waltzed through the door Moosebreath says I have finally come out I’ll wear dresses now for evermore. TPH came as Bob Dylan Trav La bleu was Elton John Fox82 was John Lennon Captain Pancake Face Red Rum. Mike Oxlong Father Christmas Bellend as a xmas pud Dangerous Tiger was Lenny The Lion Which everyone thought was very good. Lamby came as Nigel Pearson Which was a big surprise After five minutes he said I have work I’ll have to fly. The guests arrived one after the other Too many to name Dressed in all types of costume All willing to join the game. Jordon travelled from the USA With a mask of JFK Spielberg was played by 21st Century Fox The bloke in the kilt Orkney Fox Zingari was next and looked weird He said I am really an alien they do exist You are in my power now I have three eyes so do not resist. Mattp was a late arrival Dressed as a city gent He said i stopped to tie a shoelace And some tramp pissed on my face. The party went into the night. All full of Christmas Cheer Thank you all for coming says Webbo But next year someone bring some beer.
FoxesAreBlue Posted 25 December 2013 Posted 25 December 2013 Excellent stuff. Merry Christmas Rincey!!!
Guest MattP Posted 25 December 2013 Posted 25 December 2013 Merry xmas Ken, hope you have a lovely day.
MooseBreath Posted 25 December 2013 Posted 25 December 2013 Nice one kenbo, lovely that you're thinking of me in a dress on Xmas day... Have a good one
Vardinhio Posted 25 December 2013 Posted 25 December 2013 Happy Christmas Rince! ps...hope you got that book on horses you wanted.
ADK Posted 25 December 2013 Posted 25 December 2013 Merry Christmas. Unless you are a banker or a Tory.
Stadt Posted 25 December 2013 Posted 25 December 2013 Merry Christmas. Unless you are a banker or a Tory.Or have a house, or you're not a soldier.
Fox92 Posted 25 December 2013 Posted 25 December 2013 The FoxTalkers Christmas Party Foxy84 was John Lennon Everytime I go to a fancy dress party, someone dresses the same as me!
Mike Oxlong Posted 25 December 2013 Posted 25 December 2013 Great work Rincey. Hope you had a great day.
Harry - LCFC Posted 25 December 2013 Posted 25 December 2013 Nice one kenbo, lovely that you're thinking of me in a dress on Xmas day... Have a good one You made a Soundcloud account and spent an amount of your time editing so that you could mock him. Lets not start accusing him of being obsessed when you're no different really.
The Horse's Mouth Posted 25 December 2013 Posted 25 December 2013 My presence is my gift, Merry Christmas to me.
MooseBreath Posted 25 December 2013 Posted 25 December 2013 You made a Soundcloud account and spent an amount of your time editing so that you could mock him. Lets not start accusing him of being obsessed when you're no different really. Chill out harry mate, was just a light hearted little quip said with a smile and a decent dose of genuine Christmas goodwill You made a Soundcloud account and spent an amount of your time editing so that you could mock him. Lets not start accusing him of being obsessed when you're no different really. Chill out harry mate, was just a light hearted little quip said with a smile and a decent dose of genuine Christmas goodwill
lavrentis Posted 25 December 2013 Posted 25 December 2013 I don't know whether its because I hardly ever read poem's but thats actually quite good Ken, hope you had a good day
Harry - LCFC Posted 25 December 2013 Posted 25 December 2013 Chill out harry mate, was just a light hearted little quip said with a smile and a decent dose of genuine Christmas goodwill Oh I'm sure. How wrong I was to suspect there might be a little insult hidden in there. Won't make the same mistake again. Nice song btw
Rincewind Posted 25 December 2013 Author Posted 25 December 2013 Its OK Harry i saw nothing wrong in it.
The Year Of The Fox Posted 26 December 2013 Posted 26 December 2013 Haha I've only just seen this Ken. Quite enjoyed it too. Hope you had a good un
Rincewind Posted 26 December 2013 Author Posted 26 December 2013 Apologies if I omitted anyone who would have liked to be included or included anyone who would have liked to have been omitted. I can easily swap names around. Who wants to swap with Moosebreat?
Merging Cultures Posted 30 December 2013 Posted 30 December 2013 Apologies if I omitted anyone who would have liked to be included or included anyone who would have liked to have been omitted. I can easily swap names around. Who wants to swap with Moosebreat? Perhaps Mack... :-)
Orkneyfox Posted 1 January 2014 Posted 1 January 2014 I have indeed worn a kilt - once, and here is the pictorial proof, me and the mother of the groom at my daughters wedding (in Lichfield - I must have been the only man wearing a kilt withing 400 miles). Here in Orkney we go more for the Viking look, longships, swords, axes and helmets, chain mail and such like. Thanks for the mention, best wishes to you Ken, keep up those caring posts!
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 4 January 2014 Posted 4 January 2014 The FoxTalkers Christmas Party It was the night before Christmas Not a sound was heard Except for the sound of Mods Discussing the Foxestalk message board. The subject was a Christmas party Which happened every year There was always panic among them As the dreaded day drew near. Who should they invite? Will there be fights a free for all. Finally they decided Sod it we’ll ask them all. It was to be fancy dress And would cause much fun They even hoped that a new fan Cyril the squirrel would come. At the mods headquarters They were getting prepared For what could be a complete disaster So they were also getting scared. In a long flowing Shirley Bassey dress Moosebreath waltzed through the door Moosebreath says I have finally come out I’ll wear dresses now for evermore. TPH came as Bob Dylan Trav La bleu was Elton John Fox82 was John Lennon Captain Pancake Face Red Rum. Mike Oxlong Father Christmas Bellend as a xmas pud Dangerous Tiger was Lenny The Lion Which everyone thought was very good. Lamby came as Nigel Pearson Which was a big surprise After five minutes he said I have work I’ll have to fly. The guests arrived one after the other Too many to name Dressed in all types of costume All willing to join the game. Jordon travelled from the USA With a mask of JFK Spielberg was played by 21st Century Fox The bloke in the kilt Orkney Fox Zingari was next and looked weird He said I am really an alien they do exist You are in my power now I have three eyes so do not resist. Mattp was a late arrival Dressed as a city gent He said i stopped to tie a shoelace And some tramp pissed on my face. The party went into the night. All full of Christmas Cheer Thank you all for coming says Webbo But next year someone bring some beer. A Xmas classic, Ken.
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