Bayfox Posted 10 February 2014 Posted 10 February 2014 Is that a euphemism? Shit your banter is off kingfox proportions!!!! I meant the booking😛
Ozwin Posted 10 February 2014 Posted 10 February 2014 Was gonna be all soppy and get some jewelly or something but decided to get her a fun little gift instead because I'm a tight arse and I think she'll enjoy it more! Win win.
Bayfox Posted 10 February 2014 Posted 10 February 2014 Was gonna be all soppy and get some jewelly or something but decided to get her a fun little gift instead because I'm a tight arse and I think she'll enjoy it more! Win win. When you say fun little gift and she will enjoy it........ Why do I read you'll enjoy it!!!
Bob Weasel Fox Posted 10 February 2014 Posted 10 February 2014 What are you getting for your better halves? I asked the missis what she wants for Valentine's Day. She said, 'I'll give you a clue- ex England goalkeeper' She thinks she's getting Flowers She obviously wants some cheese?Oh no sorry that's Shilton . . . . .
Bayfox Posted 10 February 2014 Posted 10 February 2014 I hope she doesn't think Bonetti is some kind of supercar... She'll be gutted when she gets ian walkers crisps.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 10 February 2014 Posted 10 February 2014 What are you getting for your better halves? I asked the missis what she wants for Valentine's Day. She said, 'I'll give you a clue- ex England goalkeeper' She thinks she's getting Flowers She wants some (Robert) Green?
Guest seanfox778 Posted 10 February 2014 Posted 10 February 2014 It's my birthday so I'll be guaranteed a few cards just a shame they'll be from my mum & dad
ozleicester Posted 10 February 2014 Posted 10 February 2014 Hand her a (Billy) Rose by the light of the (Billy) Moon, play her a couple of romantic (George) Toone's and perhaps encourage a bit of (Jimmy) Rimmer.... with any luck she will make sure youve got the (Chris) Woods. From there you can (Ron) Springett on her, after a frantic few minutes leading to (Ted) Ditchburn you can soothe things with a splash of (David) Seaman. All done...just call over the (Tom) Waiters, order her a (Dick) Pym and you will be (George) Wright! Just make sure you get it in the right order or she might go (Arthur) Savage on you. * All of the above is subject to the missus being a female, if you are a (Leslie) Gay, then change the "hers" to "hims"
The Year Of The Fox Posted 10 February 2014 Author Posted 10 February 2014 Hand her a (Billy) Rose by the light of the (Billy) Moon, play her a couple of romantic (George) Toone's and perhaps encourage a bit of (Jimmy) Rimmer.... with any luck she will make sure youve got the (Chris) Woods. From there you can (Ron) Springett on her, after a frantic few minutes leading to (Ted) Ditchburn you can soothe things with a splash of (David) Seaman. All done...just call over the (Tom) Waiters, order her a (Dick) Pym and you will be (George) Wright! Just make sure you get it in the right order or she might go (Arthur) Savage on you. * All of the above is subject to the missus being a female, if you are a (Leslie) Gay, then change the "hers" to "hims" very good!
Bert Posted 10 February 2014 Posted 10 February 2014 Hate Valentines day. It's just a day where companies charge extra for everything on stuff that's over priced in the first place. I'm happy to get the card I do every year and that's enough for me. Like Stan says why do you need a special day to show your partner you love them? It's generally the drama queens that tend to make a big fuss out of this day anyway and it really is no different to any other day.
Captain... Posted 10 February 2014 Posted 10 February 2014 What are you getting for your better halves? I asked the missis what she wants for Valentine's Day. She said, 'I'll give you a clue- ex England goalkeeper' She thinks she's getting Flowers So she is going to be getting Butt-land?
Rincewind Posted 10 February 2014 Posted 10 February 2014 What are you getting for your better halves? I asked the missis what she wants for Valentine's Day. She said, 'I'll give you a clue- ex England goalkeeper' She thinks she's getting Flowers Or a Rose You have a choice here
Uncle Albert Posted 10 February 2014 Posted 10 February 2014 I gotta work that night, better than sitting on my arse moping about things like I'm doing now. Get a grip will you. Er my Valentines Day, will be spent in Leamington Spa common Court, with a bird who had a car accident and the bloke who crashed into her changing his plea and she has to give evidence.. To then travel back and have a quiet night in with her, order some food and watch shit films.
Merging Cultures Posted 10 February 2014 Posted 10 February 2014 Taking my wife out for dinner at the only restaurant in town. It wasn't even fully booked.
Vlad the Fox Posted 10 February 2014 Posted 10 February 2014 All inclusive holiday to zante in august. Two birds with one stone and all that. Ménage à trois? Lucky sod!
Zingari Posted 10 February 2014 Posted 10 February 2014 What are you getting for your better halves? I asked the missis what she wants for Valentine's Day. She said, 'I'll give you a clue- ex England goalkeeper' She thinks she's getting Flowers Does she want you to ( Jimmy) Rimmer ? sorry oz , just noticed you've done that one . stating the obvious , but is it your Hart ? ( heart ) not a male deer
Native Fox Posted 10 February 2014 Posted 10 February 2014 Missus has got something planned for us... I pleaded for a quiet night in, looks unlikely.
Dr The Singh Posted 10 February 2014 Posted 10 February 2014 Any women out there wanting a date for valentines, i'm available. PS - Expectations for me paying for anything should be nil.
absolutelegend Posted 10 February 2014 Posted 10 February 2014 my mrs is going away with her friends for the weekend, meaning that I don't have to do anything this year very happy indeed.
Zingari Posted 10 February 2014 Posted 10 February 2014 my mrs is going away with her friends for the weekend, meaning that I don't have to do anything this year very happy indeed. maybe you won't be doing anything , but some other bloke might be just joking
Buzzell Posted 10 February 2014 Posted 10 February 2014 my mrs is going away with her friends for the weekend, meaning that I don't have to do anything this year very happy indeed. Oh yeah, her 'friends' she says!
Dr The Singh Posted 10 February 2014 Posted 10 February 2014 Oh yeah, her 'friends' she says! :wink: I wish I was her friend!!!! I hear she is very affectionate and giving!!
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