The Year Of The Fox Posted 9 February 2014 Posted 9 February 2014 What are you getting for your better halves? I asked the missis what she wants for Valentine's Day. She said, 'I'll give you a clue- ex England goalkeeper' She thinks she's getting Flowers
purpleronnie Posted 9 February 2014 Posted 9 February 2014 What are you getting for your better halves? I asked the missis what she wants for Valentine's Day. She said, 'I'll give you a clue- ex England goalkeeper' She thinks she's getting Flowers She wants your seaman. Or did I miss the joke completey?
Lamby Posted 9 February 2014 Posted 9 February 2014 The best time to be single, even though it'll make me feel like shite.
Strokes Posted 9 February 2014 Posted 9 February 2014 What are you getting for your better halves? I asked the missis what she wants for Valentine's Day. She said, 'I'll give you a clue- ex England goalkeeper' She thinks she's getting Flowers walker, she wants a dog.
Trumpet Posted 9 February 2014 Posted 9 February 2014 Recently seperated. Going to try and avoid all of this bollocks.
Strokes Posted 9 February 2014 Posted 9 February 2014 What are you getting for your better halves? I asked the missis what she wants for Valentine's Day. She said, 'I'll give you a clue- ex England goalkeeper' She thinks she's getting Flowers you better hope its not Ben foster, or it might indicate she thinks you are a jaffa.
The Year Of The Fox Posted 9 February 2014 Author Posted 9 February 2014 The best time to be single, even though it'll make me feel like shite. isnt that contradictory?
Nalis Posted 9 February 2014 Posted 9 February 2014 The best time to be single, even though it'll make me feel like shite. Back in the single days, I actually found it one of the better nights to head out. You pretty much knew most of the girls out would be single. With regards to the OP, probably just flowers/chocolate and a card. Total Hallmark day in my opinion and regard it as a total waste of time. Still though, I'm not going to risk it getting nothing for the girlfriend!
Lamby Posted 9 February 2014 Posted 9 February 2014 Back in the single days, I actually found it one of the better nights to head out. You pretty much knew most of the girls out would be single. I gotta work that night, better than sitting on my arse moping about things like I'm doing now.
Strokes Posted 9 February 2014 Posted 9 February 2014 The best time to be single, even though it'll make me feel like shite.Lamby, full wallet = full scrotums
Guest kristianity77 Posted 9 February 2014 Posted 9 February 2014 Valentines day. Gotta love it. Time to show the old sock some love!
Rincewind Posted 9 February 2014 Posted 9 February 2014 A few years back I used to go out with a group and I sort of got paired with a girl. Anyway we got on well and one night one of these rose sellers came into the pub, it may have been Valentine, I bought one for her and she got the hump and walked off. i asked her what was wrong and she said our relationship was only platonic. Then I got the hump because only a couple of months earlier we had been closer. Anyway I saw her less and then she became pregnant by another bloke and her family disowned her because he was not full blooded English. I was unable to contact her to ask how she was but maybe I had a lucky escape.
StanSP Posted 9 February 2014 Posted 9 February 2014 Not keen on Valentine's Day. Why have a specific day to treat your partners? Shouldn't you do it where possible all year round?* Similar to my thinking on New Year's Resolutions - why wait til the first day of the year to really do something? If you believed so strongly in doing something new, you'd do it straight away. *before anyone says anything and thinks I'm boring or what not, I've had partners through Valentine's Day in previous years and felt the same!
Kitchandro Posted 9 February 2014 Posted 9 February 2014 What are you getting for your better halves? I asked the missis what she wants for Valentine's Day. She said, 'I'll give you a clue- ex England goalkeeper' She thinks she's getting Flowers Banks. She wants all your money. DUMP.
Nalis Posted 9 February 2014 Posted 9 February 2014 What are you getting for your better halves? I asked the missis what she wants for Valentine's Day. She said, 'I'll give you a clue- ex England goalkeeper' She thinks she's getting Flowers She's wants your Car,son.
Vacamion Posted 9 February 2014 Posted 9 February 2014 What are you getting for your better halves? I asked the missis what she wants for Valentine's Day. She said, 'I'll give you a clue- ex England goalkeeper' She thinks she's getting Flowers You could get her a Bonnett, I think....
StanSP Posted 9 February 2014 Posted 9 February 2014 What are you getting for your better halves? I asked the missis what she wants for Valentine's Day. She said, 'I'll give you a clue- ex England goalkeeper' She thinks she's getting Flowers I hope she doesn't think Bonetti is some kind of supercar...
Mark 'expert' Lawrenson Posted 9 February 2014 Posted 9 February 2014 Maybe a romantic weekend in Earl Shilton. Dear oh dear, it made me laugh, it's so bad. If you had a German girlfriend you could spend Valentines day in a BierKeller
Vacamion Posted 9 February 2014 Posted 9 February 2014 The best time to be single, even though it'll make me feel like shite. Here you are Lamby, this'll make you feel better:
DennisNedry Posted 9 February 2014 Posted 9 February 2014 Valentines Day is a Friday this year, might be worth hitting the clubs to find a girl as desperate as I am. Stranger things have happened
Lamby Posted 9 February 2014 Posted 9 February 2014 Here you are Lamby, this'll make you feel better: This is true yes.
Bayfox Posted 10 February 2014 Posted 10 February 2014 All inclusive holiday to zante in august. All booked and paid for so gonna stick it in her valentines card. Two birds with one stone and all that. 7 years wed in august. She puts up with a lot of shit normally lcfc related. We even got married on a friday to avoid the 1st day of the season. Then took about 30 of the wedding party to the game the next day!!
ScouseFox Posted 10 February 2014 Posted 10 February 2014 I'm working late that night. Nightmare. V Day is usually a shoe in to do a clean sweep of the Raz at 5 in the morn. Allllll the single ladies allll the single ladies
Strokes Posted 10 February 2014 Posted 10 February 2014 All booked and paid for so gonna stick it in her valentines cardIs that a euphemism?
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