foxfanazer Posted 20 March 2014 Posted 20 March 2014 Which feels better? (If your wife/girlfriend reads this forum don't answer this)
cityfanlee23 Posted 20 March 2014 Posted 20 March 2014 Which feels better? (If your wife/girlfriend reads this forum don't answer this) Unless you answer sex, In that case it's fine...... Sorry leicester but I wouldnt give up a lifetime of sex for success! Maybe for a season
kingcarr21 Posted 20 March 2014 Posted 20 March 2014 Having sex because leicester got 3 points. Knackered this season
indierich06 Posted 20 March 2014 Posted 20 March 2014 If three points feels better than sex, then you need a new girlfriend!
cityfanlee23 Posted 20 March 2014 Posted 20 March 2014 If three points feels better than sex, then you need a new girlfriend!
Steven Posted 20 March 2014 Posted 20 March 2014 Which feels better? (If your wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/husband reads this forum don't answer this) Sex as it lasts longer. Added extra for the women and gays on here.
foxfanazer Posted 20 March 2014 Author Posted 20 March 2014 If three points feels better than sex, then you need a new girlfriend! I didn't answer Sex as it lasts longer. Added extra for the women and gays on here. The women will definitely say 3 points
Buzzell Posted 20 March 2014 Posted 20 March 2014 I don't even know what sex feels like anymore. Since the wench has been pregnant, she's having none of it But if I had to choose between sex and 3 points, being in my position, it would have to be sex.
Beliall Posted 20 March 2014 Posted 20 March 2014 Used to be sex. Now its 3 points. Because I used to run through the league table to " distract " myself, but I only get as far as " leicester, top" and "splat".
Ric Flair Posted 20 March 2014 Posted 20 March 2014 If you don't have sex on saturday is your whole weekend ruined? If Leicester lose, is your whole weekend ruined? I think most will answer that Leicester's results make or break a weekend and therefore is far more important than spuffing yer beans up yer missus.
foxfanazer Posted 20 March 2014 Author Posted 20 March 2014 If you don't have sex on saturday is your whole weekend ruined? If Leicester lose, is your whole weekend ruined? I think most will answer that Leicester's results make or break a weekend and therefore is far more important than spuffing yer beans up yer missus.'Spuffing yer beans up yer missus' Is that a Shakespeare quote?
Captain... Posted 20 March 2014 Posted 20 March 2014 The question is difficult as you aren't comparing the same thing, one is a group feeling of elation an experience you can share with your friends and family and something you can rub in others faces, the other is 3 points...
Captain... Posted 20 March 2014 Posted 20 March 2014 Now if you asked: "If you had tickets for a game, would you miss the match for a shag?" This is a direct question and realistic scenario. Personally, I wouldn't but then I get plenty of sex and don't get to too many matches, and my missus may sulk at first, but would be frothing at the gash by the time I get back. Whereas if I was a season ticket holder and a virgin, I would choose the sex.
Tedders Posted 20 March 2014 Posted 20 March 2014 she knows what to do…. we win.. we have celebratory sex we loose … i get pity sex equally she is wise enough not to make me choose
Bob Weasel Fox Posted 20 March 2014 Posted 20 March 2014 Leicester to win is far more important (well I am over 40 )
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 20 March 2014 Posted 20 March 2014 3 points is something you can savour for a few days, it can make or break your week, whereas as soon as I leave a puddle of baby gravy in a woman I literally hate her immediately after. I'm going for 3 points and a wank
shade Posted 20 March 2014 Posted 20 March 2014 sex happens much much more often than three points, and when it does I don't walk around feeling excited for 24 hours+ after it. i still couldn't say three point though.
Mike Oxlong Posted 20 March 2014 Posted 20 March 2014 Too many variables to give a single answer. A night in the sack with Rachel Riley gets the nod over a scruffy 1-0 but a flamboyant 4-0 win takes it over a session with Vanessa Feltz on a waterbed.
Tedders Posted 20 March 2014 Posted 20 March 2014 Too many variables to give a single answer. A night in the sack with Rachel Riley gets the nod over a scruffy 1-0 but a flamboyant 4-0 win takes it over a session with Vanessa Feltz on a waterbed.
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 20 March 2014 Posted 20 March 2014 Too many variables to give a single answer. A night in the sack with Rachel Riley gets the nod over a scruffy 1-0 but a flamboyant 4-0 win takes it over a session with Vanessa Feltz on a waterbed. What if Vanessa had a really tidy box and Rachel's was all hairy and leaking cottage cheese due to infection?
Socks Posted 20 March 2014 Posted 20 March 2014 I'm touching 40 and have been in more holes than Tiger Woods so to me its 3 points all the way (this season)......
Uncle Monty Posted 20 March 2014 Posted 20 March 2014 Now if you asked: "If you had tickets for a game, would you miss the match for a shag?" This is a direct question and realistic scenario. Personally, I wouldn't but then I get plenty of sex and don't get to too many matches, and my missus may sulk at first, but would be frothing at the gash by the time I get back. Whereas if I was a season ticket holder and a virgin, I would choose the sex. Haha amazing.
foxfanazer Posted 20 March 2014 Author Posted 20 March 2014 This thread is everything I hoped it would be and more
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