VinceNoir Posted 20 March 2014 Posted 20 March 2014 Now if you asked: "If you had tickets for a game, would you miss the match for a shag?" This is a direct question and realistic scenario. Personally, I wouldn't but then I get plenty of sex and don't get to too many matches, and my missus may sulk at first, but would be frothing at the gash by the time I get back. Whereas if I was a season ticket holder and a virgin, I would choose the sex. Show-off
FoxDownSouth Posted 20 March 2014 Posted 20 March 2014 Ive been single all season, maybe i should never have sex again if it keeps Leicester winning
Raj Posted 20 March 2014 Posted 20 March 2014 if your married and over 40 you've probably forgotten what sex is...i will defo take the 3 points!!!!!
Mike Oxlong Posted 20 March 2014 Posted 20 March 2014 What if Vanessa had a really tidy box and Rachel's was all hairy and leaking cottage cheese due to infection?An infected Rachel still beats a manicured Vanessa.But Rachel won't be infected as she is without blemish ( the book of Oxlong Chapter 5 verse 14 )
foxfanazer Posted 20 March 2014 Author Posted 20 March 2014 Does sex with my right hand count?If you prefer that to 3 points then you need to question your support
kingcarr21 Posted 20 March 2014 Posted 20 March 2014 What if Vanessa had a really tidy box and Rachel's was all hairy and leaking cottage cheese due to infection? blue waffle
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 20 March 2014 Posted 20 March 2014 I'd climb aboard Lisa Riley's tuna canoe if it guaranteed a win at Blackburn. I don't know what it is it about good sex that always makes me need to have a crap after though
kingcarr21 Posted 20 March 2014 Posted 20 March 2014 I'd climb aboard Lisa Riley's tuna canoe if it guaranteed a win at Blackburn. I don't know what it is it about good sex that always makes me need to have a crap after though anymore names??
Hungry Hungry Fox Posted 20 March 2014 Posted 20 March 2014 If you prefer that to 3 points then you need to question your support I always have a wank after a win, then again after dinner and once more before bedtime
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 20 March 2014 Posted 20 March 2014 Perhaps someone dressed as blue waffle could be our new mascot in the prem. More interesting than a fox. A big blue burst pink sock
nickyboy Posted 20 March 2014 Posted 20 March 2014 sex happens much much more often than three points, and when it does I don't walk around feeling excited for 24 hours+ after it. i still couldn't say three point though. Not always true this season when your 30 with 3 kids! Haha, so for me have to say sex!! This year have been expected 3 points more or less weekly where sex is becoming like a Leicester win was the last few years! i.e. A very pleasant surprise
Zingari Posted 20 March 2014 Posted 20 March 2014 tough choice , but i think i'd give my hand a rest and take the 3 points
kingcarr21 Posted 20 March 2014 Posted 20 March 2014 Perhaps someone dressed as blue waffle could be our new mascot in the prem. More interesting than a fox. A big blue burst pink sock HAHA or have vicky vixen walking around the family stand with nasty blue waffle on show.
RobHawk Posted 20 March 2014 Posted 20 March 2014 Now if you asked: "If you had tickets for a game, would you miss the match for a shag?" This is a direct question and realistic scenario. Personally, I wouldn't but then I get plenty of sex and don't get to too many matches, and my missus may sulk at first, but would be frothing at the gash by the time I get back. Whereas if I was a season ticket holder and a virgin, I would choose the sex. With yourself doesn't count though Captain! Its like a penalty or Goal in the cup!
Dr The Singh Posted 20 March 2014 Posted 20 March 2014 If you don't have sex on saturday is your whole weekend ruined? If Leicester lose, is your whole weekend ruined? I think most will answer that Leicester's results make or break a weekend and therefore is far more important than spuffing yer beans up yer missus. THIS
Zingari Posted 20 March 2014 Posted 20 March 2014 Stop trying to make out like you get the choice Singhy
Dr The Singh Posted 20 March 2014 Posted 20 March 2014 Stop trying to make out like you get the choice Singhy So true.... I was wondering if Mrs Zingari would like a go with the Dr Singh!!
Zingari Posted 20 March 2014 Posted 20 March 2014 So true.... I was wondering if Mrs Zingari would like a go with the Dr Singh!! are you sure you're that desperate doc ? you might well turn gay after an experience like that !
Kitchandro Posted 20 March 2014 Posted 20 March 2014 Do you think the Thais asked Sven this before every match? Could explain something.
ozleicester Posted 21 March 2014 Posted 21 March 2014 Now if you asked: "If you had tickets for a game, would you miss the match for a shag?" This is a direct question and realistic scenario. Personally, I wouldn't but then I get plenty of sex and don't get to too many matches, and my missus may sulk at first, but would be frothing at the gash by the time I get back. Whereas if I was a season ticket holder and a virgin, I would choose the sex. Heres the problem you see...an even more realistic scenario is... You been out on a Saturday night, the better half has dressed up, danced and generally enjoyed things, its closing in on 11pm and you must decide.... Do i settle in the lounge chair with a cup of tea and listen to Stringer and Youngy talk about, hair, sandwiches and hats... or go an give the lovely mrs Oz the best 4 or 5 minutes of her life year month ..ok... day? Now, we dont often score in the first ten minutes... so... * oh and you lot listening on the stream... can you please not start chanting as i approach 4 minutes, it puts me right off!
foxfanazer Posted 21 March 2014 Author Posted 21 March 2014 Do you think the Thais asked Sven this before every match? Could explain something.
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