Haydos Posted 15 May 2014 Posted 15 May 2014 Personalised number plates. There's two dickhead cars next door with matching ones with their initials. I don't get it personally.
kingcarr21 Posted 15 May 2014 Posted 15 May 2014 Women who stand like this. Especially chavvy girls at bus stops. WHAT THE FVCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. STAND NORMAL
Merging Cultures Posted 15 May 2014 Posted 15 May 2014 Women who stand like this. Especially chavvy girls at bus stops. WHAT THE FVCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. STAND NORMAL Maybe they need the loo??
cambridgefox Posted 15 May 2014 Posted 15 May 2014 I'll check out the books. We've had two frogs in our kitchen. The first time we had one, my wife and I looked at each and mouthed 'snakes!' The main part of the garden is tidy, but behind the fence is an untouched area that the landlord wants to build on at some point. I am sure there are snakes there.I now think you are doomed.Should be fine mate.
Illusion35 Posted 15 May 2014 Posted 15 May 2014 Wasps. Pointless, noisy, irritating stripy tw@ts that I'm unreasonably terrified of! Can't think of any useful purpose for them whatsoever!
Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo Posted 15 May 2014 Posted 15 May 2014 Wasps. Pointless, noisy, irritating stripy tw@ts that I'm unreasonably terrified of! Can't think of any useful purpose for them whatsoever! Marmite. Bees make honey, wasps make Marmite
Illusion35 Posted 15 May 2014 Posted 15 May 2014 Marmite. Bees make honey, wasps make Marmite That figures, hate marmite almost as much as I hate wasps
bovril Posted 15 May 2014 Author Posted 15 May 2014 No, the liver, kidney & pickled beetroot were for school dinners, and the tripe at live-in grape-picking in France. Each to their own, I suppose. Someone else has cited Marmite, but toast/marmite is one of the greatest pleasures of my life these days. The memory of Belgrade station toilets still bring a chill to my skin. It was 1987 (not 84), and I was doing an Inter-Rail trip with a mate. We were arriving long-distance - from Zagreb, I think - and the train toilets had been out of order, so we were desperate by the time we got to Belgrade station. It was one of those old-style, hole-in-the-ground toilets, but clearly hadn't been cleaned for months. When I say that there was a 2-foot-high pile of faeces next to the hole, I'm not exaggerating....every colour, every consistency....I can still almost see and smell it now. It was also a hot day in summer, so there were plenty of flies... I've said enough! If the odour of Belgrade station toilet materialised in Room 101, within 5 seconds I'd be confessing to the Shergar horsenapping, the Kennedy shooting and the killing off of the dinosaurs! Brilliant! I have squatted in many a Balkan bog!
Stadt Posted 15 May 2014 Posted 15 May 2014 Women who stand like this. Especially chavvy girls at bus stops. WHAT THE FVCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. STAND NORMALLY People not using adverbs correct(ly)
bovril Posted 15 May 2014 Author Posted 15 May 2014 "Travellers" You mean Gypsies or the willy puller Australians you meet in hostels?
RonnieTodger Posted 15 May 2014 Posted 15 May 2014 You mean Gypsies or the willy puller Australians you meet in hostels? The first one
PAPA LAZAROU Posted 15 May 2014 Posted 15 May 2014 Stupid teenagers coming out of school. Walking five abreast across the pavement and thinking you are the one that is going to step into the road ( wrong ) or they walk straight out into the road even though they can see you coming along in your car and somehow expect you to stop for them ( wrong again ) They even manage to look as stupid as they dress. Ten minutes in room 101 with them and I'd opt for suicide.
kingcarr21 Posted 16 May 2014 Posted 16 May 2014 People not using adverbs correct(ly) give it 10 years you will also forget how to adverbs correctly
Jon the Hat Posted 16 May 2014 Posted 16 May 2014 People who drive 40 in a 60. Worse - the ones that then maintain 40 in a 30 and round roundabouts etc.
Fox42 Posted 16 May 2014 Posted 16 May 2014 Someone with balloons and a giant needle... Songs with the persistent C/C minor chord (that's the big one) example being Donna Summer - I Feel Love Spiders Wasps Anything that's surreal (linked to my fear of C chords via a music video) I'm such a sissy boy
Merging Cultures Posted 16 May 2014 Posted 16 May 2014 Songs with the persistent C/C minor chord (that's the big one) example being Donna Summer - I Feel Love That's a brilliant song. The key makes the singing somewhat ethereal and dream like, which is appropriate for the lyrics, and is in contrast to the driving beat of the keyboards.
cambridgefox Posted 16 May 2014 Posted 16 May 2014 That's a brilliant song. The key makes the singing somewhat ethereal and dream like, which is appropriate for the lyrics, and is in contrast to the driving beat of the keyboards.I bet you don't like Whitesnake!Everything ok today?
Merging Cultures Posted 16 May 2014 Posted 16 May 2014 I bet you don't like Whitesnake! Everything ok today? Not been bitten, yet. So good day. You?!
Unabomber Posted 16 May 2014 Posted 16 May 2014 Worse - the ones that then maintain 40 in a 30 and round roundabouts etc. Did you follow me home
Jimothy Posted 16 May 2014 Posted 16 May 2014 Did you follow me home If he did follow you, that means he must have driven at 40 too! :nuge:
Unabomber Posted 16 May 2014 Posted 16 May 2014 If he did follow you, that means he must have driven at 40 too! :nuge: The plot thickens.
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