The Tinder Thread

[Buzzell]

For once I'll be happy to let you guys be.

I'll let you disgraces to society continue perverting.

Cheers.

[DennisNedry]

I'd heard of Tinder, but never bothered with it assuming the few women on there would be absolute hounds.

 

This thread has changed my mind, let's get on it!!

[Unabomber]

50!!!!

I was thinking 45 at a push

I just went to the max 

[Stadt]

Says the boy who was masturbating whilst watching the gays over the road from him getting jiggy.

With Dion Dublin's nephew

[LCFC31]

This thread is hilarious!

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Anyway Unabomber, you took my advice yet and broadened your age range. Let's see some mature cougars.

 

When I was in Leeds I got matched with one who's twitter handle was @naughtymilf15 or something; the bio was just outrageous so I chanced my arm with a suitably filthy opening line, got instantly blocked.

 

Livid I was, I was searching for the female equivalent of a sugar daddy to finance my student living.

Edited 30 June 2014 by Miquel The Work Geordie

[kingfox]

Says the boy who was masturbating whilst watching the gays over the road from him getting jiggy.

 

Oh dear, if you didn't want me to stick around on this thread, then you shouldn't of replied to my post.

 

Now as I'm nice, I'll just have to reply...

 

I'm sure you've experimented with your sexuality from time to time 

 

With Dion Dublin's nephew

 

Nope it was with my Dad actually. 

[Stadt]

Nope it was with my Dad actually.

You masturbated with your dad?!

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

You pair are managing to make this thread shit, stop it now.

[Buzzell]

This thread has gone from hearing about Una ballin on Tinder to Kingfox announcing he's wanked with his Dad.

[FoxyPV]

This thread is great.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Getting things back on track, played Una; here's my personal best effort, that Manc one I went out with after sleeping in my own filth / vomit the previous evening...

 

 

 

[Unabomber]

Very nice. I'm getting a steady stream of matches the only issue being some of them are ones I thought I was binning.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Do a "Power Round" where you like absolutely everything and anything over the space of a minute; seperates the men from the boys

[Voll Blau]

My mate swears by sending them rhyming poetry as his opening line.

[Unabomber]

I'll tell you what is a good line "You look exciting" gets them gushing.

 

In other news: nineteen, ferrari chassis, legs up to her arse.

 

[Merging Cultures]

Do a "Power Round" where you like absolutely everything and anything over the space of a minute; seperates the men from the boys

And you have to go on a date with the first over to respond.

[Voll Blau]

kingfox looks like he's had a Pot Noodle and a wank mate.

[Merging Cultures]

I'll tell you what is a good line "You look exciting" gets them gushing.

In other news: nineteen, ferrari chassis, legs up to her arse.

I do hate it when their legs stop at the knees.

[Unabomber]

kingfox looks like he's had a Pot Noodle and a wank mate.

You know.

 

I do hate it when their legs stop at the knees.

You don't.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I refuse to make a definiteive opinion on a girl wearing shades

[Unabomber]

I just checked out her other pics, turns out she doesn't have eyes.

 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

tears

[StanSP]

I just checked out her other pics, turns out she doesn't have eyes.

 

 

Fvcking hell man. Dying here

[kingfox]

kingfox looks like he's had a Pot Noodle and a wank mate.

 

You are right to some extent. 

 

 

I just checked out her other pics, turns out she doesn't have eyes.

 

 

Well you've had a fookin shocker.