The Tinder Thread

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Like Gareth Southgate in '96 - The whole of England is with you, Smuts.

[General Smuts]

I want this as bad as I wanted Bull Boy Shoes from Gareth Southgate in 1996

[ScouseFox]

every time i open tinder now it breaks but there is no new update. ruined. it keeps telling me i need to authorise it with facebook before i can start the app up but then it says i have already authorised it when i get to facebook and it continues on a loop forever. dunno what to do with my evening now.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

This thread would've benefited tremendously from some Scouse, as well.

I'm gonna have a furious bath tug tonight.

[General Smuts]

Shit i just swiped right someone born in 1992. I'm never passing a CRB check again.

[leicesterisme]

Hahaaa.

I'll throw this in.

Edited 2 July 2014 by leicesterisme

[SOCCERROO FOX]

Just had a match with an 18 yr old, hope she knows what she's in for

[SOCCERROO FOX]

Hahaaa.

I'll throw this in.

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I'm concerned you have your distance and age set out that far

[leicesterisme]

I'm concerned you have your distance and age set out that far

I was exploring

[ScouseFox]

This thread would've benefited tremendously from some Scouse, as well.

I'm gonna have a furious bath tug tonight.

It's very stressful I keep having to delete the app an I think that removes all my matches and likes so I'm gonna be lonely forever.

[SOCCERROO FOX]

It's very stressful I keep having to delete the app an I think that removes all my matches and likes so I'm gonna be lonely forever.

Delete your account, re-sign up with new pictures aka second chance draw

[Mike Oxlong]

Hahaaa.

I'll throw this in.

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That's me fukkin mum you piece of toss.

[General Smuts]

Oh **** I got a match. Not the Instagram model but she's still well out of my league. I was not prepared for this at 8:15 in the morning while taking a shit.

Do I mention I have a moustache and a beer gut now?

[Unabomber]

No the first thing you do is upload pics on here.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Here's how I'd open in this situation, Smuts (having done so before):

Dyou like Imagine Dragons? Well Imagine Dragon my balls across your face.

GAMECHANGER

[Samilktray]

Here's how I'd open in this situation, Smuts (having done so before):

Dyou like Imagine Dragons? Well Imagine Dragon my balls across your face.

GAMECHANGER

You are a vulgar little man

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Sent from my phone in my hands

[Samilktray]

Sent from my phone in my hands

You need Jesus

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Is your name Marouane?

Because I'd love to Chamakh dat ass.

[MooseBreath]

I see you're a Leicester fan.

I want to Phil your Gee.

You can be my Julian, I'll be your Joachim.

You can Wes my Morgan all night long.

[AKCJ]

Shit i just swiped right someone born in 1992. I'm never passing a CRB check again.

lol

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

Shit i just swiped right someone born in 1992. I'm never passing a CRB check again.

I had a blonde moment then and somehow calculated 12 years old

22? Fair game, swipe till you… errr… ejaculipe.

[Unabomber]

I'm desperate for a match with an ethnic chick.

I think I have made it, not 100% sure though as she could just be heavily made up. Her name is Whitney though what a head ****.

[Manwell Pablo]

Can't believe these posts . I'm shocked beyond all measure. Is this really what the world is coming too ?

FUKING YEAH BOY!

[Mike Oxlong]

Gotta be careful just going on looks lads. Just been in John Lewis looking for a bit of parfum for Mrs O. The tall,slim,leggy long haired blonde could sing baritone in a welsh male voice choir. So be wary of the mute tinder date coz as you excitedly slip your hand inside their knickers it just might be a pair of furry balls that you end up cupping!