The Tinder Thread

[MooseBreath]

Peachy.

I prefer a flan.

[Steve_Walsh5]

**** it I've caved, I'm aware there was no peer pressure here at all but I'm a sad young man with want of a vagina to call home.

My first match here raises 2 questions;

Yes yes yes, now we're talking.

She'd definitely shove a finger up your arris the mucky girl.

[StanSP]

Is it me or does she have a massive and disproportionate head? Not to mention the T-rex arms too.

[Steve_Walsh5]

Is it me or does she have a massive and disproportionate head? Not to mention the T-rex arms too.

She's got Jimmy Hills chin.

[Mike Oxlong]

Is it me or does she have a massive and disproportionate head? Not to mention the T-rex arms too.

I think it's you Stan. All I can see is a disproportionately small head, neck, arms and waist.

[Mike Oxlong]

She's got Jimmy Hills chin.

And with a Tinder there's a good chance you can get yourself a Rob Ford chin.

Edited 2 July 2014 by Mike Oxlong

[StanSP]

I think it's you Stan. All I can see is a disproportionately small head, neck, arms and waist.

[Des.]

I can't stop laughing at this thread

I'm still waiting for a bloody match to pop up...

[Unabomber]

I can't stop laughing at this thread

I'm still waiting for a bloody match to pop up...

Set your limit to 30 - 50 unlimited radius and like every old **** going pal. If you don't match up then delete the app and pretend it didn't happen.

[StanSP]

I can't stop laughing at this thread

I'm still waiting for a bloody match to pop up...

Keep going! One day, there'll be a FIFA/PES-video-loving girl who'll be just right for you

[Des.]

Keep going! One day, there'll be a FIFA/PES-video-loving girl who'll be just right for you

That makes me feel soo much better

You post a few football related things and all of a sudden its what defines you as a person

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

Set your limit to 30 - 50 unlimited radius and like every old **** going pal. If you don't match up then delete the app and pretend it didn't happen.

Or stick your photo to someone far better looking and put your interests to "listening", "caring" and "having someone spend my £500k p/a for me". Just make sure it's dark when you meet up, and wear a monacle or they won't believe the £500k bit.

[Finnegan]

**** it I've caved, I'm aware there was no peer pressure here at all but I'm a sad young man with want of a vagina to call home.

My first match here raises 2 questions;

If she's 27, you're 15 pal.

[StanSP]

That makes me feel soo much better

You post a few football related things and all of a sudden its what defines you as a person

Just messing

[Des.]

Just messing

I know my friend, the youtube channel has died a death anyway

But regardless this thing has yet to work for me, I am not the type to look for golden oldies & fake my picture haha

[Sharpe's Fox]

She looks like Lindsay Lohan. The one from 2014 not the hot 2006 model.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Is it me or does she have a massive and disproportionate head?

More to aim at, AMIRITE LADS

[Unabomber]

That Viki without the eyes is a nice broad all things considered.

[General Smuts]

Apparently my standards are higher than I expected. 0 matches and nothing out of Samie yet.

If I see one more duck face I'm calling a vet.

[General Smuts]

If this one gets me a match we're all off to Disneyland!

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

more pics plz

[Unabomber]

Nice, added on instagram.

[Steve_Walsh5]

Wonder how many of you perverts have started following Sophie on Instagram.....

Una straight the way.

Edited 2 July 2014 by Steve_Walsh5

[General Smuts]

more pics plz

I already clicked the green heart. It's lost forever now!

She has an instagram according to my photo though.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

\\\\\\\\\\ythis instagram account is a thing of beauty.