The Tinder Thread

[Guest ttfn]

Fvcking hell man. Dying here

The only thing which can improve this thread is the inevitable, triumphant arrival of TBJS.

[StanSP]

The only thing which can improve this thread is the inevitable, triumphant arrival of TBJS.

 

He's probably had a go on everyone on Tinder anyway.

 

Men and women.

[Stadt]

Have a look at the reputation tab on TBJS' profile, howling.

[Steve_Walsh5]

I need a night out with Una & MTWG. If you two can pull sluts like this on the net, what are you like when you're out. You must have gash hovering round you all night.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

If only I was as confident in real life as I am on Tinder I'd be arrested for serial bigamy

[Unabomber]

Only milfs hover around me in real life, yet no chance with the milfs online. I'm desperate for a match with an ethnic chick.

[Buzzell]

Only milfs hover around me in real life, yet no chance with the milfs online. I'm desperate for a match with an ethnic chick.

Why the hell you on Tinder then bro!?

Edited 30 June 2014 by buzzer_b

[StanSP]

Only milfs hover around me in real life, yet no chance with the milfs online. I'm desperate for a match with an ethnic chick.

 

I know tons

[Buzzell]

I know tons

Hook a brother up!

[Unabomber]

Why the hell you on Tinder then bro!?

Someone my own age is the goal.

[StanSP]

Hook a brother up!

 

Don't you have someone already?! Dirty man!

[Buzzell]

Don't you have someone already?! Dirty man!

Not me man! Una!

[StanSP]

Ahhh! My bad. 

 

I'll introduce Una to the parents first.That'll go down well  

 

I won't mention the 'bomber' part. 

[SOCCERROO FOX]

Do a "Power Round" where you like absolutely everything and anything over the space of a minute; seperates the men from the boys

I even do the power rounds whilst driving, my theory is if they are mutters you can just block them when they come up as a match.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

STANDARDS MAN, STANDARDS?!

[Mike Oxlong]

I'll tell you what is a good line "You look exciting" gets them gushing.

 

In other news: nineteen, ferrari chassis, legs up to her arse.

 

That word "DONE" to the top left of the photo. Does that mean they're er, shop soiled ?

[Samilktray]

I'm seeing MTWG's true colours in this thread and I'm not sure his palette is to my taste.

[Vacamion]

My mate swears by sending them rhyming poetry as his opening line.

For anyone wishing to follow this method, the first stanza words or phrases you might need are:

Clock

Bucket

Lingering

Punt

To China

Plunge

Seen us

Croissant girth

Arabia

and

Vicars

[Beliall]

Croissant girth

[Des.]

wow this thread

my adventures on tinder have been no where near this eventful

Edited 30 June 2014 by LCFC Desire

[SOCCERROO FOX]

STANDARDS MAN, STANDARDS?!

 

They all look the same after 15 pints!

[chuck'em]

Absolutely howling at this thread.

My tinder adventures aren't going so well. I'm in rural Australia and there are so few girls I'm the area that I ran out of girls to judge.

[SOCCERROO FOX]

Absolutely howling at this thread.

My tinder adventures aren't going so well. I'm in rural Australia and there are so few girls I'm the area that I ran out of girls to judge.

Where are you mate?

Country girls are the best pure filthy

[chuck'em]

Where are you mate?

Country girls are the best pure filthy

Koondrook, on the VIC/NSW border. I've barely seen any girls here so I haven't managed to find out how dirty they can be.

[SOCCERROO FOX]

Koondrook, on the VIC/NSW border. I've barely seen any girls here so I haven't managed to find out how dirty they can be.

You need to get your self to Deniliquien for the Ute Muster or something mate