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The Tinder Thread

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Guest MattP

I'm desperate for a match with an ethnic chick.

You're a good looking boy and live in Leicester, you should be pulling that off no problem already.

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**** it I've caved, I'm aware there was no peer pressure here at all but I'm a sad young man with want of a vagina to call home.

My first match here raises 2 questions;

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Right then, now this thread is getting interesting?

Can you imagine how many bars shes worked in and how many punters have had a tug over that?

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Got a few 18 years olds :nigel: I don't look at the age when swiping just the pic.

i matched with one or two that then have in their profile "i'm 17 not 18 it just doesn't let me put my proper age ha ha x" wtf go play with your dolls house you child

You're a good looking boy

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i matched with one or two that then have in their profile "i'm 17 not 18 it just doesn't let me put my proper age ha ha x" wtf go play with your dolls house you child

Yeah I've spotted a few of those rascals too. I saw the most interesting profile yet earlier though.

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Not that it sounds like you boys need any advice but if she puts up photos of her with a mate or group of mates, you can bet she's the ugly one of the group, steer clear.

gotta be in it to win it

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The unpursuables :

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maybe:

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And I will always love you:

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I cropped this profile too (yes you could see her tits, dirty bitch)

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I didn't match with Helen I just screenshotted her profile.

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Please tell me you went for Helen!!

Ka actually looks like the car.

Yeah of course I went for her.

Whitney is white.

Why are the others unpursuable? From what I've heard you are a good looking boy, you could pull them!

Because they are 18 and I want it going on up there as well as down there, they need to be as intelligent or slightly less intelligent than me.

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By the way, what photos are shown on Tinder? Is it only your profile pictures?

I'm a pretty ugly mofo so deceit is the only way.

You can choose what pics to upload from Facebook (this was the case last time I was on Tinder).

Unabomber, Whitney isn't ethnic lol.

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All you single lads need to get yourself out to Magaluf. 24 of you buy a girl a 3 euro bottle of Cava and you get a blowie.

Shot gun being first and i'll buy her an extra bottle if she sticks her finger up my date

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