The Tinder Thread

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

the most incredible thing I've discovered about this thread is that buzzer_b has a mrs, he comes across as more desperately perverted than me and that is really saying something.

 

"come on mate, post the pics, just for a joke"

"mate where are the pics"

"PLEASE POST THE PICS"

[Unabomber]

POST THE ****ING PICS YOU ****

[Steve_Walsh5]

the most incredible thing I've discovered about this thread is that buzzer_b has a mrs, he comes across as more desperately perverted than me and that is really saying something.

"come on mate, post the pics, just for a joke"

"mate where are the pics"

"PLEASE POST THE PICS"

lol

[Stadt]

29!? More like 39

[Voll Blau]

29!? More like 39

 

Glad we've got your opening line nailed down fella.

[Stadt]

Glad we've got your opening line nailed down fella.

FILF, not in a good way either

[Steve_Walsh5]

FILF

Didn't realise you were interested in men Wokkie.

[Unabomber]

Didn't realise you were interested in men Wokkie.

I thought it was obvious?

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Wookie is definitely Male searching Male.

[Stadt]

I'm not even old enough to be on there

[Stadt]

Didn't realise you were interested in men Wokkie.

[Steve_Walsh5]

I'm not even old enough to be on there

That doesn't matter. Some of the boys jimmy saville touched weren't old enough but that didn't stop him.

Use a fake DOB and get searching for some men if that's what floats your boat.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I'm not even old enough to be on there

 

We'll find you the dreamboat you crave

[Unabomber]

Just got a match she's the one fellas

[StanSP]

Just got a match she's the one fellas

 

I hear wedding bells.

[Samilktray]

Loveday

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Loveday

 

On fire tonight aren't I

[SOCCERROO FOX]

MTWG

 

 

Fooking love some of my mates comments after chatting to a few birds on tinder

 

"I think she's the one"

"I feel a pure connection"

"I've not meet her yet but it could be love"

 

An hour later

 

"Why has she stopped replying"

"I'm gutted it feels worse than when i broke up with my ex (Was with his ex for 3 years)"

 

 

He caught up with a bird on Friday

 

"She was a bit of a peppermint pattie, but used to be even bigger"

"She hadn't had sex for 2 years"

"The kid was at the dads place, so was alright we had the place to our selves"

"I only had 4 drinks and feel like i've got a hangover, do you think she roofied me"

"It wasn't my best effort in the sack, i only lasted 4 maybe 5 pumps. I tried to continue on for her benifit but it was a bit of a big one with some screaming from me so i think she knew i had blown"

[Vardinhio]

Tinder is better than POF to be fair as you avoid the pointless messaging if one party is not interested. I've met a few birds off both just for some casual fun.....when in Rome....or Leicester.

 

Was talking to one girl earlier, seemed really sound. Unfortunately whilst a pretty face I went on to find that she was a pretty big girl having found her on facebook.

 

Like anything, essay writing, betting etc tinder is the same...if you don't don't do your full research including a facebook vet then you may be stung on a date. Anyone ever met up with a girl that looked completely different on a date? That would be awful!

Edited 29 June 2014 by archerm

[RonnieTodger]

Change your age range to between 30-45 Una. Let's see some proper women who will let you spunk on their feet.

 

!!! Nearly spat my drink out at that.

[Unabomber]

 

 

Edited 30 June 2014 by Unabomber

[Finnaldo]

Jesus Christ Una.

Rock out with your cock out is all I can say.

[Beliall]

Have a bang on that!

[Stadt]

Lauren(s)

Edited 30 June 2014 by Wookie

[StanSP]

Might have to not open this thread any more at work.

 

Just incase.

 

You never know what Unabomber could post a picture of next...