The Tinder Thread

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

THAT WAS THE JOKE DES YOU EEJIT

[Des.]

THAT WAS THE JOKE DES YOU EEJIT

Indeed it was

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

please use the worcester sauce line, make yersen a hero

[Des.]

please use the worcester sauce line, make yersen a hero

Haha I'll try and find a place for it

[Voll Blau]

Haha I'll try and find a place for it

 

Say "Do you live near the Severn? Because that's the number of seconds I lasted when I saw your pic."

[Des.]

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

here's one that i always find is just the right side of subtle and chock with innuendo to keep 'em hanging on for more:

 

"hello, i find you physically attractive and would like to have full on penetrative vaginal intercourse with you at some point in the imminent future." 

[Voll Blau]

here's one that i always find is just the right side of subtle and chock with innuendo to keep 'em hanging on for more:

 

"hello, i find you physically attractive and would like to have full on penetrative vaginal intercourse with you at some point in the imminent future." 

 

I can vouch for that. Works really well on chicks with mild autism.

[Steve_Guppy_Left_Foot]

Been talking to this bird literally all day about absolutely everything. It is love.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

pics

[Finnegan]

As a guy about to move in with his missus, who daren't even look at tinder for fear of his bollocks, I find it baffling how many of you are using this as an upgraded omegle.

Simo, Lovejoy, UB? Fair play. The rest of you? "We've been chatting all day about everything" jesus. Get meeting.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

As a guy about to move in with his missus, who daren't even look at tinder for fear of his bollocks, I find it baffling how many of you are using this as an upgraded omegle.

Simo, Lovejoy, UB? Fair play. The rest of you? "We've been chatting all day about everything" jesus. Get meeting.

 

Finally I've been bracketed with the lads

[Simo86]

As a guy about to move in with his missus, who daren't even look at tinder for fear of his bollocks, I find it baffling how many of you are using this as an upgraded omegle.

Simo, Lovejoy, UB? Fair play. The rest of you? "We've been chatting all day about everything" jesus. Get meeting.

Couldn't have put it better myself Finners. 

Ask for their number or at least an add on facebook if it's going well. If they don't play ball bin em 

[Rincewind]

I've not been on since I first logged on.

They will either be too old or too young.

I won't keep up with  the young ones and the older ones will be too motherly and fans of soaps and tearjerkers.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

forget tearjerkers, the only jerkers we want around here are knobjerkers RIGHT BOYS

[Simo86]

Whaaaaaaayyyyyy

[General Smuts]

#ladsville

 

Population Miquel

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Wartorn BaghLAD

[Strokes]

Is someone going to put up some smutty pics or do i have to find them myself?

[General Smuts]

No one wants pics of me Strokes. Have you not read the thread - this is my issue

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

No one wants pics of me Strokes. Have you not read the thread - this is my issue

 

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[DennisNedry]

Some great lines in this thread. I've handing out rep points like there's no tomorrow.

 

Distinct lack of pics, though.

[General Smuts]

Fine here's a smutty photo for the lads ...

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[StanSP]

Not sure if it's the pervy eyes, Tom Selleck moustache or the bumchin that's letting you down, Smuts, mate. 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

wot