teblin Posted 1 October 2014 Posted 1 October 2014 Knocky is currently dating NP's daughter, which is why he isn't around much at the moment. He got married last year didn't he?
Sir Fynwy Posted 1 October 2014 Posted 1 October 2014 He got married last year didn't he? He certainly had a wife when he lived next door to me, maybe she is buried under the patio?
muzzy1981 Posted 1 October 2014 Posted 1 October 2014 Just a suggestion, but out of respect for Pearson perhaps it would be nice if people didn't reference his daughter as much on here. I'm sure I will get ignored shot down etc. Having a daughter myself I know I wouldn't be a fan. Otherwise this is a funny thread.
TheUltimateWinner Posted 1 October 2014 Posted 1 October 2014 Fvcking wums. He has a wife you bellends.
theessexfox Posted 1 October 2014 Posted 1 October 2014 Why are people asking to know? You're the blessed ones, its scarred me for one. Dont; ask about it, trust me.
Dan Posted 1 October 2014 Posted 1 October 2014 I want Unrustled Jimmies but it was too many characters You need to keep it true to the name though and fill your team full of players who are hated, or play extremely defensive football.
Chug Laguna Posted 1 October 2014 Posted 1 October 2014 Just a suggestion, but out of respect for Pearson perhaps it would be nice if people didn't reference his daughter as much on here. I'm sure I will get ignored shot down etc. Having a daughter myself I know I wouldn't be a fan. Otherwise this is a funny thread. I have a daughter too and we've both just referenced them. Anybody else half responsible for unleashing a female into the world?
Stadt Posted 1 October 2014 Posted 1 October 2014 You need to keep it true to the name though and fill your team full of players who are hated, or play extremely defensive football. Mccormick Glen Johnson (harsh) Ferdinand Terry Cole Barton Busquets Cassano Rooney Diouf Suarez Some slightly dubious ones but it wouldn't be a bad side.
Chug Laguna Posted 1 October 2014 Posted 1 October 2014 Ferdinand in before, say, Pepe? I guess I underestimate the Ferdinand hate.
Buzzell Posted 1 October 2014 Posted 1 October 2014 He was not with pearsons daughter Was it Pearson's wife then?
Carl the Llama Posted 1 October 2014 Posted 1 October 2014 It was Pearson. The reason he's not in the team is because it's been a bit awkward between the two of them since. Never sleep with a colleague.
VLC86 Posted 1 October 2014 Posted 1 October 2014 Fvcking wums. He has a wife you bellends. Now I know people are on the wind up but that doesn't stop some. And if your stupid enough to either believe that Knocky fked Pearsons daughters horse as some have suggested then your really need to have a word. Shock horror he hasn't made an appearance since a) being crap in the cup and b) that article surfaced.
Buzzell Posted 1 October 2014 Posted 1 October 2014 Fvcking wums. He has a wife you bellends. Does it class as cheating if he shagged a horse?
TheUltimateWinner Posted 1 October 2014 Posted 1 October 2014 Does it class as cheating if he shagged a horse? Only if he calls her the next day.
GorlestonFox Posted 1 October 2014 Posted 1 October 2014 Personally I believe that RDL has been too much of a hit this season for him to get back in the team
DennisNedry Posted 1 October 2014 Posted 1 October 2014 I assume the previous two pages are just people having a laugh and that there really is no rumour regarding Knockaert?
Dan Posted 1 October 2014 Posted 1 October 2014 Mccormick Glen Johnson (harsh) Ferdinand Terry Cole Barton Busquets Cassano Rooney Diouf Suarez Some slightly dubious ones but it wouldn't be a bad side. I was thinking more... Karzenis Torosidis - Sokratis - Papadopoulous - Manolas - Holebas Salpingidis - Katsouranis - Tachtsidis - Fourtunis Samaras Imagine the rustling. Nailed on shit 1-0 wins.
Vardinhio Posted 1 October 2014 Posted 1 October 2014 NP headbutted him after he found out what was going on.
EnglishOxide Posted 2 October 2014 Posted 2 October 2014 I assume the previous two pages are just people having a laugh and that there really is no rumour regarding Knockaert? Pretty much. Funny to themselves and nobody else. Half don't realise that circulating such bollocks can have an affect on the team. RDL shouldn't have had to take to twitter the other month to laugh off some rumour of him sticking the nut on AK in training for example. Back on topic, I don't understand the hate for Knockaert. Sure he didn't have a great season last year, but it wasn't shit either. This season he has had only two chances to prove himself and I thought he was decent enough when he came on vs Everton. For me he signifys the start of our good second run under Pearson. Our best (only) flair player since Izzet before Mahrez came along. He will still have a part to play this season if he keeps his head down and works hard. I find it unbelievable that our fans can turn on a player so quickly on the back of a mistranslated interview.
MC Prussian Posted 2 October 2014 Posted 2 October 2014 He either got abducted by aliens or has just had a sex change - ready to be the first transgender football player. In all seriousness, I'd give the guy a break and acknowledge that we've done a pretty good job without him so far. By my logic, others have been preferred for the starting line-up and it's worked in Pearson's favour. Knockaert will be back for good. Everybody gets his chance. His will come once more when needed. Right now, we have a pretty impressive depth in squad, so it's only logical to rotate at a certain point. I think it's safe to say we have a healthy and positive competition for places which can only benefit us in the long run.
Rob1742 Posted 2 October 2014 Posted 2 October 2014 Knocky is fine and there are no issues with him whatsoever.
Stevosevic Posted 2 October 2014 Posted 2 October 2014 It's not hate, people like him, but people realise that this is the Premier League now - including Nige
Stadt Posted 2 October 2014 Posted 2 October 2014 I was thinking more... Karzenis Torosidis - Sokratis - Papadopoulous - Manolas - Holebas Salpingidis - Katsouranis - Tachtsidis - Fourtunis Samaras Imagine the rustling. Nailed on shit 1-0 wins. I might actually do that
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