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Surely It Is Not The Bernie

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After putting in a winning bid of £1,149.50, Bernie said: “I’ve been a fan for over 50 years, and I’ve watched Alan Birchenall play for Leicester City throughout that time. 

“He’s a wonderful person to have as Club Ambassador, and all the work he does for charity, including his end of season runs, are brilliant. 

“It’s for a great cause that will help children across the country, so I’m really pleased with it. “Liam Moore’s generosity is fantastic as well – it’s great from him to donate his England shirt to charity, and I hope he goes on to earn a full cap in the future.” 

Read more at http://www.lcfc.com/news/article/moores-england-shirt-auction-success-2231691.aspx#FsAmCQxT2tGferob.99

 

What they mean is:

 

After putting in a winning bid of £1,149.50, Bernie said: "ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! AGH AGH AGH AGH AGH ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!! WE 'ATE NOTTINGHAM!!! WE 'ATE NOTTINGHAM!!!!! AGH AGH AGH AGH DERBEH!!! *spit* DAAARRRRRBEH!! *spit* AGH AGH AGH AGH!!"

 

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“I’ve been a fan for over 50 years, and I’ve watched Alan Birchenall play for Leicester City throughout that time.

“He’s a wonderful person to have as Club Ambassador, and all the work he does for charity, including his end of season runs, are brilliant"
 
 
“It’s for a great cause that will help children across the country, so I’m really pleased with it. “Liam Moore’s generosity is fantastic as well – it’s great from him to donate his England shirt to charity, and I hope he goes on to earn a full cap in the future.”
 

 

 
This is a massive lie. I've seen Bernie on many occasions and all I've heard him say is "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" :lei1:
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Over a grand on an England U21 shirt?

Nuts.

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There'll be a prize* for a photo of him wearing it to the next game.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(* not really)

 

He'll probably wear it every match for the next 10 years now

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He'll probably wear it every match for the next 10 years now

 

 

Except that he might get mistaken for a Florist fan, and he would slit his wrists sooner than do that.

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Where on earth does Bernie get the money from!?

 

He usually gets a couple hundred quid a night just going around the clubs and bars making celebrity appearances, much like this guy 

 

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Many years ago after a match at Filbert Street I spotted a couple of eager and then, (I assumed Bernie arrrhhhggggg'd into the microphone) increasingly bemused reporters trying to interview a fully Leicester City decorated Bernie along Burnmoor Street. Imagine my suprise when on the following Monday in the merc there was a little picture of Bernie with insightful and thought out comments on Leicester, Barcelona, Real Madrid and european football. The tone of his comments are similar to the time in this report, I say it's him.

Or the reporters didn't have a clue what he's on about and made it up.

Either way, nice one Bernie.

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Many years ago after a match at Filbert Street I spotted a couple of eager and then, (I assumed Bernie arrrhhhggggg'd into the microphone) increasingly bemused reporters trying to interview a fully Leicester City decorated Bernie along Burnmoor Street. Imagine my suprise when on the following Monday in the merc there was a little picture of Bernie with insightful and thought out comments on Leicester, Barcelona, Real Madrid and european football. The tone of his comments are similar to the time in this report, I say it's him.

Or the reporters didn't have a clue what he's on about and made it up.

Either way, nice one Bernie.

To be perfectly honest, I once served Bernie when I worked at Budgens years ago. I was surprised by how coherent he is before his daily gallon of whistle wettener, a bit mumbly but spoke in actual constructed sentences. I was also amazed how he's able to carry things, his fingers are ridiculously stumpy

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That is him. I'm sure he has a house in Quorn worth in excess of £250,000 he isn't short of money so i'm lead to believe.

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Don't know if any of you saw the drama-doc "Marvellous" on the Beeb last year. It was about Neil Baldwin, who was a guy with special needs, and a lifelong Stoke City fan [insert non-PC joke here] who Lou Macari made his kit-man when he was manager. There's a Guardian story about him here: http://www.theguardian.com/education/2010/mar/09/neil-baldwin-keele-university. It is actually a lovely story, and it made a great TV programme.

 

I got to wondering if someone should have a word with the powers that be about making a drama-doc on Bernie. Not that anyone would believe it.

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