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Whats your sneezing record?

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I get really bad allergies so its not uncommon for me to hit 10 or so, think one time I sneezed 15 times in a row!

Considering the amount of people who complain on here about hayfavers, are there any takers on 15??

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Can't claim to get anywhere near 10 mate, never mind 15! Maybe 4 or 5 max for me. Think you might be the Guiness world record holder with that!

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I remember, as a child, there was a rumour that 16 sneezes in a row would induce an orgasm.

Back in real life, I sometimes get sneezing fits, like this morning. Must have been double figures, easy

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I remember, as a child, there was a rumour that 16 sneezes in a row would induce an orgasm.

Back in real life, I sometimes get sneezing fits, like this morning. Must have been double figures, easy

It was eight in our school.

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I get plenty of sneezing fits so could probably match your 15 but I've never counted them.

 

Sneezing when taking a pee makes me stop peeing and having to wait a while to start again probably a mental response to stop me peeing all over the place.

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Don't know about sneezing records but, i once worked with a guy who farted for a timed 8 seconds once. He spent a week in preparation on a diet of beans and prunes, and it would have been longer if he hadn't burst out laughing!

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I have sneezing fits quite regularly, I must have equaled or beaten 15 once.

When I was a teenager my mum sneezed over 100 times in one day. Never witnessed anything like it lol

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If I pull a rogue nostril hair I can be sneezing for 10 minutes

Do it and film it, you'll be a YouTube sensation.

Posted

I have sneezing fits quite regularly, I must have equaled or beaten 15 once.

When I was a teenager my mum sneezed over 100 times in one day. Never witnessed anything like it lol

 

 Did you have to replace the couch?

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I remember, as a child, there was a rumour that 16 sneezes in a row would induce an orgasm.

Back in real life, I sometimes get sneezing fits, like this morning. Must have been double figures, easy

  I might start taking snuff

I like sneezing.

 So do I,if I could sneeze,shite and shoot my bolt all at once.Just wow,but very messy. 

If I pull a rogue nostril hair I can be sneezing for 10 minutes

oh yes,same here or the first extra strong mint.
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Sneezing whilst driving could be lethal.

Sneeze driving should be a criminal offence.

Strangely that is a legitimate excuse by law as it's an involuntary reflex. If ever you get stopped for a motoring mistake...use it.

A bee sting works too.

 

Additional; ejactulation is not a reasonable response...................apparently.........someone said......once...that I knew.

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Strangely that is a legitimate excuse by law as it's an involuntary reflex. If ever you get stopped for a motoring mistake...use it.

A bee sting works too.

 

Additional; ejactulation is not a reasonable response...................apparently.........someone said......once...that I knew.

So the Gillian Taylforth defence is a non starter then lol

Posted

Has anyone managed to sneeze and keep their eyes open at the same time?

No. I think it's impossible. Just like it is when you're in the sack with a woman who's the size of a small family car

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I get really bad allergies so its not uncommon for me to hit 10 or so, think one time I sneezed 15 times in a row!

Considering the amount of people who complain on here about hayfavers, are there any takers on 15??

I have hit double figures before. Out of curiosity what do you take for your allergies?

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Just Superdrug cetririzine hydrochloride, I have asthma too so generally if my asthma doesnt play up then my allergies arent too bad either.

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