tom27111 Posted 16 October 2015 Posted 16 October 2015 OK, so as they do in Family Guy, list a dilemma and choose your outcome.... You can sleep with Taylor Swift 3 times, has to be in a month. As soon as the third time is done, you have your legs chopped off. Or... You have to be in a sexually active relationship with Wayne Rooney. For a year. He can spend his money on you but you're his bitch. It's also widely publicised in the press. So everyone knows about it. I'm learning how to use a wheelchair. Any others?
tom27111 Posted 16 October 2015 Author Posted 16 October 2015 Nope. But you can make your own dilemma!
Hollism Posted 16 October 2015 Posted 16 October 2015 Do I get robotic legs, or do I have to use some crappy second-hand wheelchair?
Captain... Posted 16 October 2015 Posted 16 October 2015 shag Taylor Swift twice. Keep legs. Nope you lose your legs at the end of the month anyway and miss out on a shag with Swifty. To be honest Taylor Swift doesn't really do it for me, and I reckon Rooney would want to have sex with me about as much as I would want to have sex with him, not very much, he would keep me around as obviously that is the legally binding terms of this contract, but any initial sexual curiosity would soon die, hopefully before the first penetrative act, as neither of us would really be into it. He would go back to Coleen/grannies and I would have my legs and access to his fortune. The only Caveat is that Ronney is not allowed to use his money to get a plastic surgeon to turn me into some weird sexy granny.
Samilktray Posted 16 October 2015 Posted 16 October 2015 Does anyone find Taylor Swift attractive enough to sacrifice there legs for 3 sexual acts?
Fox92 Posted 16 October 2015 Posted 16 October 2015 Does anyone find Taylor Swift attractive enough to sacrifice there legs for 3 sexual acts? She's no Karlie Kloss.
Fox92 Posted 16 October 2015 Posted 16 October 2015 I can't think of a woman I'd sacrifice my own legs for too sleep with. Like seriously for that you must have to really fancy them. I don't think this is such a dilemma. I mean, you're stuck in a burning building that's a dilemma.
Alf Bentley Posted 16 October 2015 Posted 16 October 2015 Sell the 3 shags with Taylor Swift to Rooney for an exorbitant price, walk off on my own legs and start spending his money as I choose. After 3 shags with Rooney, Swift would be gagging for me anyway. Edit: Of course, Rooney would lose his legs, but his footballing career is drawing to a close, anyway, so he could target the Paralympics.
Mike Oxlong Posted 16 October 2015 Posted 16 October 2015 I'd take Rooney and keep my legs. On current form he'd miss the target.
Vicki Vixen Posted 16 October 2015 Posted 16 October 2015 Do I get robotic legs, or do I have to use some crappy second-hand wheelchair? With the money you'd make selling your story to the tabloids and your sextape with Taylor all over the Internet, you could have your pick of the best robotic legs in the world.
Guest Posted 16 October 2015 Posted 16 October 2015 My Dilemma? Wear espadrilles on the beach on my walk into town for a drink this morning and get sand in them or not wear shoes and get cold feet?
Kitchandro Posted 16 October 2015 Posted 16 October 2015 Do I get anaesthetic for the leg chopping or is it like something out of the film Hostel? and define sexually active? How many times a month are we talking? This requires some deep thought.
Mike Oxlong Posted 16 October 2015 Posted 16 October 2015 This thread should really be in the General Spurt Forum
MPH Posted 16 October 2015 Posted 16 October 2015 I suppose with enough Viagra those three times can last very very long indeed.....
Captain... Posted 16 October 2015 Posted 16 October 2015 I suppose with enough Viagra those three times can last very very long indeed..... Depends how you count it, 3times for me or her?
MPH Posted 16 October 2015 Posted 16 October 2015 Depends how you count it, 3times for me or her? I would count the three as three 'sessions'
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