Merging Cultures Posted 31 December 2015 Posted 31 December 2015 I thought he said white sticky stuff, splattered over his face....that's what tends to happen when I come to see himYou help him painting the ceiling?
Dr The Singh Posted 31 December 2015 Posted 31 December 2015 You help him painting the ceiling? Can't reach that far, he prefers it if I paint his face or sometimes his moobs
Merging Cultures Posted 31 December 2015 Posted 31 December 2015 Can't reach that far, he prefers it if I paint his face or sometimes his moobsCan you do a tiger or butterfly, or only a snowman?
Mike Oxlong Posted 31 December 2015 Posted 31 December 2015 I thought he said white sticky stuff, splattered over his face....that's what tends to happen when I come to see him You should've payed more attention on that plastering course.
Merging Cultures Posted 31 December 2015 Posted 31 December 2015 You should've payed more attention on that plastering course.I bet you can do the whole room.
Mike Oxlong Posted 31 December 2015 Posted 31 December 2015 I bet you can do the whole room. When I was a teenager.
Dr The Singh Posted 31 December 2015 Posted 31 December 2015 Can you do a tiger or butterfly, or only a snowman?I'm an artist, I do whatever suits the event.You should've payed more attention on that plastering course.I usually have to get plastered before the event
Countryfox Posted 31 December 2015 Author Posted 31 December 2015 When I was a teenager. Knew I should have called this thread "Jizz ... How much and how far ?"
StanSP Posted 31 December 2015 Posted 31 December 2015 Right next time I'm at the bar at half time I'll try that one on everyone who looks in my direction. Will report back on how it went from my hospital bed at the LRI. https://youtu.be/4R0jMmJ1OEU?t=12m26s
MPH Posted 31 December 2015 Posted 31 December 2015 how about this for a secret sign: " do you piss on tramps?" with which the answer has to be... " No, but I bet David Cameron does". Only an FT'er will know.....
Fox92 Posted 31 December 2015 Posted 31 December 2015 I'm the one in SK2 with the indie-type hair cut, moaning about something a lot of the time.
cambridgefox Posted 31 December 2015 Posted 31 December 2015 I'm the one in SK2 with the indie-type hair cut, moaning about something a lot of the time.im an older confident sort as you know so will always say hi to people if I know where they are.Met a few off here being a nosey bstard.
Fox92 Posted 31 December 2015 Posted 31 December 2015 im an older confident sort as you know so will always say hi to people if I know where they are.Met a few off here being a nosey bstard. Yeah, it was good meeting you at Norwich. Great away day that. Happy new year man!
cambridgefox Posted 31 December 2015 Posted 31 December 2015 Yes it was.Happy new year to you too.just had mine as I'm in Switzerland but will be back for Spurs away( league)
Carl the Llama Posted 1 January 2016 Posted 1 January 2016 My sign will be being inappropriately drunk. Apparently I have a hidden talent for it.
Rincewind Posted 1 January 2016 Posted 1 January 2016 My sign will be being inappropriately drunk. Apparently I have a hidden talent for it. Being inappropriately drunk is often only hidden to the one that is drunk. It is very noticeable to others.
Countryfox Posted 1 January 2016 Author Posted 1 January 2016 Being inappropriately drunk is often only hidden to the one that is drunk. It is very noticeable to others. Well I was very definitely inappropriately drunk last night and no one seemed to notice at all ......... probably due to the fact that they were all as pissed as farts. Still pretty inappropriately drunk now to be honest.
Guest Mee-9 Posted 1 January 2016 Posted 1 January 2016 I think you should whack your nob out, and shout 'I LOVE THE TINDER THREAD' as you're hurled into the back of a police van.
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