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Arsenal fans and their conspiracy theory

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Have Arsenal fans ever stopped to consider that the reason our players don't take forever to recover from injuries, is that they are all looked after properly and look after their bodies, unlike Arsenal players like WIlshere, who spends all his time drinking and smoking, then wonders why he's never fully fit.

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Isn't it just more likely that their own players are a reflection of the sad, whinging, excuse laden Arsehole Whinger? A bit like the fans as well.

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JESUS **** THOSE TWITTER PEOPLE lol

 

Amazing. Just amazing. 

 

When you start supporting Arsenal and Spurs, does it automatically means you lose half your brain cells? 

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It is funny though they thought this was their year with Chelsea and Man City fu**ing up and then little old Leicester gate crash the party!!

And by the way Gooners,Tottenham are a far better side than you now.

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Arsenal must have the worst record in the league for repetitive injuries and long recovery times. Their physios must be appalling. But would expect nothing less from the entitled establishment.

Or their players are spoilt brats and have no heart and stay out injured and on the treatment table rather than on the bench.  Much like Liverpool players. 

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The Internet is a dark, dark place that scours the world for levels of thick I didn't know could exist. Sadly for our country it didn't even have to get as far as the US, Islington is far enough apparently.

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I bet the true Arsenal fans, 40k + , think godsave us from maybe 200 plonkers..

That said, all our players could be extras in ' encounters of a 3rd kind', and they

were kidknapped by Aliens as kids.

Proof look at H.Kanes head developement since he left city, Kante could be in

an African version of the Hobbit, with superhuman Powers....LOTR even, searching for precious.

Then there have been the City visits to Holland, with its well known 'Cafes'

Let the Arsenal 'dipsticks' have their delusions, its bloody entertaining...!!

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I apologise, I thought you meant serious allegations made as opposed to random anecdotal observations on social media by ibitter glory hunters otherwise unaffiliated with the club and area.

There are, there are petitions to the fa, tweets to the fa, blogs alleging match fixing. It's all a bit ridiculous. You know how these things start, someone makes a jokey remark, someone sees it and repeats it, more people see it and repeat it, it goes on for weeks and the more people read it, the more they believe it's true. The FA of course, know the players are regularly tested and that it's all bs but at what point do you consider these things to have become serious?

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The Internet is a dark, dark place that scours the world for levels of thick I didn't know could exist. Sadly for our country it didn't even have to get as far as the US, Islington is far enough apparently.

I still blame the advent of Twitter - imagine a world in which personal opinion weighs in more than facts and is adored by hundreds of thousands, if not millions.

 

It's a very powerful tool - and a highly dangerous one, too.

 

I mean, adding input on a messageboard is already a sad story, but why bother being active on Twitter when all you do is just either rehash old stories or trying to make yourself look important?

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http://www.joe.co.uk/sport/arsenal-fans-conspiracy-theory-about-leicesters-title-charge-is-the-best-yet/45697

Arse fans think we're cheating.

We have less injuries than other teams because our science/medical team are given a very high priority.

Look after your teams health and fitness and you get less injuries.

Funny they quote only a handful of (foreign) Arsenal "fans", as if it were the general consensus amongst their fanbase.

Just another shallow online publication.

 

Also, I find it somewhat ironic they don't offer a commentary section. I wonder why...

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Everyone in the league Blood dopes. To the point where it becomes acceptable and therefore won't be controlled. If we are better at it than others then so be it! lol

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clearly arsenal fans haven't noticed that we actually have 15 players on the pitch at any thing, but we're so fast they only ever notice 11, oops I wasn't meant to let that one out. 

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Ajax fan on reddit

"Am I a sour **** for just not trusting this and thinking doping is heavily involved? Almost eveything leicester does is on strength and power, they dont seem to have any fatique and are injured very little and when they are they are back in no time..

Honestly wondering if I am the only one thinking like this."

So we've had:

Easy start to the season

Only played easy teams away

Bus parking

Luck

Now we're onto doping as the reason our players are doing well.

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Ajax fan on reddit

"Am I a sour **** for just not trusting this and thinking doping is heavily involved? Almost eveything leicester does is on strength and power, they dont seem to have any fatique and are injured very little and when they are they are back in no time..

Honestly wondering if I am the only one thinking like this."

So we've had:

Easy start to the season

Only played easy teams away

Bus parking

Luck

Now we're onto doping as the reason our players are doing well.

 

Give me that link so I can downvote that sh*t, ik ben teleurgesteld over zijn antwoord... sigh

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Ajax fan on reddit

"Am I a sour **** for just not trusting this and thinking doping is heavily involved? Almost eveything leicester does is on strength and power, they dont seem to have any fatique and are injured very little and when they are they are back in no time..

Honestly wondering if I am the only one thinking like this."

So we've had:

Easy start to the season

Only played easy teams away

Bus parking

Luck

Now we're onto doping as the reason our players are doing well.

I also wonder what Ajax fans need to worry about our current season - they have won the Eredivisie more often than any other club in the Netherlands.

In the worst case, they usually finish second behind Feyenoord or PSV. lol

I guess he's just bored.

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I also wonder what Ajax fans need to worry about our current season - they have won the Eredivisie more often than any other club in the Netherlands.

In the worst case, they usually finish second behind Feyenoord or PSV. lol

I guess he's just bored.

We'll have the last laugh when we get Milik from em

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Whose doped here..........We get on with the game. Now their rate of recovery after a knock on the field. Down and out in immense pain then up and chasing the ref encouraging a yellow card. Instant recovery. Should be investigated :)

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Ajax fan on reddit

"Am I a sour **** for just not trusting this and thinking doping is heavily involved? Almost eveything leicester does is on strength and power, they dont seem to have any fatique and are injured very little and when they are they are back in no time..

Honestly wondering if I am the only one thinking like this."

So we've had:

Easy start to the season

Only played easy teams away

Bus parking

Luck

Now we're onto doping as the reason our players are doing well.

Plus N'Golo has tiny springs in his studs developed by NASA. Riyad's gloves have electronic devises that interfere with goal line technology and Huth uses hypnotism on opposition goalies during corners and Vardy is actually an alien.

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Plus N'Golo has tiny springs in his studs developed by NASA. Riyad's gloves have electronic devises that interfere with goal line technology and Huth uses hypnotism on opposition goalies during corners and Vardy is actually an alien.

Interesting...very interesting...

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