Arsenal fans and their conspiracy theory

[Vlad the Fox]

I reckon some of these clubs are still using a cold wet sponge and a slap on the arse.

[Cornish Lair]

To be honest, I believe that the vast majority of gooners, now want Leicester to win the title, so they can get rid of Wenger. 

[Rocket-Ron]

This is what you call an instant recovery

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOh2xNpuSwQ

 

 

[biggs]

This is what you call an instant recovery

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOh2xNpuSwQ

 

so funny yet utterly disgraceful

[WesMorganGod]

Hey Arsenal fans.. maybe you want to consider the following:

 

1. We got knocked out early of the Capital One Cup.

2. We got knocked out early of the FA Cup.

3. We are not in the Champions league or Europa League, we have no European games.

 

You are still in the FA cup, you are in the Champions League, and you went a round further than us in the capital one cup.  

 

Maybe now you can understand why we are more fresh than you!!. we have played much less games than everyone, all the other top teams have played many more games than us, we are getting a big rest all the time, while you and others are having to constantly play. Even bottom placed Aston Villa has played more games than us as they went a round further in cup before getting knocked out.  Do you understand now???!! do you understand why we are more rested. Dummies. 

[Mistyblue]

Must be all the VODKA and CHARLY at VARDY'S PARTY✌

[Jordan]

I wonder what kind of doping Arsenal players are on seeing they haven't won the title in 10+ years.

They're not doping; they're just dopes.

[Jimothy]

[Chester Dontlie]

Plus N'Golo has tiny springs in his studs developed by NASA. Riyad's gloves have electronic devises that interfere with goal line technology and Huth uses hypnotism on opposition goalies during corners and Vardy is actually an alien.

 

Mate, Arsefans may be lurking on here, don't tell them the secrets!!!

[KFS]

Hey Arsenal fans.. maybe you want to consider the following:

1. We got knocked out early of the Capital One Cup.

2. We got knocked out early of the FA Cup.

3. We are not in the Champions league or Europa League, we have no European games.

You are still in the FA cup, you are in the Champions League, and you went a round further than us in the capital one cup.

Maybe now you can understand why we are more fresh than you!!. we have played much less games than everyone, all the other top teams have played many more games than us, we are getting a big rest all the time, while you and others are having to constantly play. Even bottom placed Aston Villa has played more games than us as they went a round further in cup before getting knocked out. Do you understand now???!! do you understand why we are more rested. Dummies.

Also, we have a large proportion of the squad who are accustomed to playing more games in a short space of time due to their experience in the Championship.

Our sport science team are used to working to that schedule, so having those extra days to help with recovery is obviously having a positive effect.

I've said it a few times, I'll say it again- Arsenal fans are freaks of nature. They should be focusing on Wilshere and Rosicky's allegations of cocain abuse if they're bored and want something to talk about.

Now that really is doping...

[stretch1965]

Plus N'Golo has tiny springs in his studs developed by NASA. Riyad's gloves have electronic devises that interfere with goal line technology and Huth uses hypnotism on opposition goalies during corners and Vardy is actually an alien.

Did you have to tell everybody this, the secret is now out...............

[Wasyls Pec Deck]

Haha Metresacker, Ramsey and Gabriel all injured in the FA Cup last night vs Hull.

 

Whoever posted the Raymond Veiheijen link in this thread has it bang on. He was revolutionary 20 years ago, but if you still apply the same methods now you're an old dinosaur. Maybe it's time for a change for them.

[Sol thewall Bamba]

The medical team at Arsenal are stealing a living... 

[notnow john]

This is what you call an instant recovery

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOh2xNpuSwQ

How to embarrass yourself!

[Fox Ulike]

N'Golo Kante is actually a set of identical twins - both on the pitch at the same time...

 

How else do you explain the amount of ground he covers?

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

This is what you call an instant recovery

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOh2xNpuSwQ

 

 

What a dickweed, so glad we don't have players like that

[Corky]

They seem to know an awful lot about our training regime yet not too much about their own.

[Chester Dontlie]

This is what you call an instant recovery

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOh2xNpuSwQ

 

No wonder they get injured so often, doing stunts like that That's what Arsenal's training routine must look like:

 

[sylofox]

The medical team at Arsenal are stealing a living...

What medical team?

[Captain...]

What medical team?

 

[lgfualol]

From what I've heard, Ramsey didn't even warm up or stretch properly before going on the pitch. No wonder he lasted 10 minutes. Arsenal's fitness/medical staff are really incompetent.

I also read Gabriel was never injured at his old club but onto his 3rd injury already with Arsenal.

[Captain...]

From what I've heard, Ramsey didn't even warm up or stretch properly before going on the pitch. No wonder he lasted 10 minutes. Arsenal's fitness/medical staff are really incompetent.

I also read Gabriel was never injured at his old club but onto his 3rd injury already with Arsenal.

 

Not even the first time this season, league cup away at Sheffield Wednesday Oxlade Chamberlain goes off injued after 5 minutes, Walcott thrown on without properly warming up, comes off injured 10 minutes later. 

 

http://metro.co.uk/2015/10/27/arsene-wenger-sent-theo-walcott-on-without-sufficient-warm-up-before-injury-during-arsenal-v-sheffield-wednesday-5465905/

 

They really are clueless, lets not forget playing Sanchez after admitting he had a hamstring problem mid week against Norwich, maybe you risk the health of a multi million pound investment (and human being) in a do or die, all or nothing match like a cup final, but not away to Norwich in November.