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Weller in Tights

Arsenal fans and their conspiracy theory

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I want some of what Mahrez and Vardy are on.

It's a combination of EPO, anabolic steroids and a magic drug that allows you to score 30 yard volleys and turn defenders inside out at will.

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there's always players tested after the game. and I'm pretty sure they're picked randomly.

 

Vardy's missus said on Twitter it's been about 30 times that he's been tested this season and was tested just last week.

 

And he's had his wrist injury for months as it's not properly healed hence the protective cast. The groin injury he had been playing with since Nov :).

Yes he's played through it,maybe if Sturridge had played through it a bit more Liverpool might be higher than they are!

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Fans of other teams are asking how Kante could come back from a hamstring so quickly. It was always said to be a tight hamstring rather than a hamstring pull. When Schlupp picked up a proper injury he was out for a longer spell as you would expect.

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We are injecting the spinal fluid of the 3 unicorns we have tied up in a shed at the training ground, into our poorlies. Something tells me that this is going to come out in the open in the summer, and we'll be ejected from the Champs League. :(

It's sound, think they took unicorn spinal fluid off the banned substances list.

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If we covered the most ground then I could understand their whinging. (Though the injury stuff is just bizarre and as others have said they should look at their own naval rather than ours)

Don't think we are even close to the top. We just cover ground intelligently. Taking turns to close down. Not carrying anyone.

once the season is over and we've won it, they will turn their angst towards thair management and players where it belongs. The gooners at my workplace are full of admiration for us and have long realised their own shortcomings.

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Arsenal need to seriously look at their own sports science set-up. I'm also sure Arsenal players have complained about hard training pitches for years.

If doping was easy to get away with, all the top sides would already be doing it.

When we hire Lance Armstrong as 'head of fridge management', then I'll believe this nonsense.

Arsenal lack mental strength and have done for years. I used to have a soft spot for them when I lived in North London, not anymore.

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Or maybe it's just that our sports science is cutting edge. With the amount of injuries at Arsenal, you can see why they can't understand...

My flatmate is an Arsenal fan. I've not heard any ridiculous accusations of this nature from him, but what I have heard from him typifies fans of these 'bigger clubs' losing their rag.

He genuinely thinks it's the worst season ever and it's not good to watch for entertainment etc - it can't be good for a none establishment team to breakthrough and challenge.

Just mad. Surely it's better in relation to entertainment? It says that almost anyone can win it... After all this is sport, where no one has a God given right to win.

Sick of these people who have a sense of entitlement. Although this probably plays into our hands a little bit.

I'm getting about as much joy from fans of 'bigger clubs' having a meltdown than I am at us being title contenders.

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Arsenal need to seriously look at their own sports science set-up. I'm also sure Arsenal players have complained about hard training pitches for years.

If doping was easy to get away with, all the top sides would already be doing it.

When we hire Lance Armstrong as 'head of fridge management', then I'll believe this nonsense.

Arsenal lack mental strength and have done for years. I used to have a soft spot for them when I lived in North London, not anymore.

Same here - I currently live in North London, and they've seriously gone down in my estimations.

Yes I believe they have complained about hard training pitches for years.

This issue really irks me. It's a lack of humility and respect. How dare someone with a smaller budget have more points than you? Makes my blood boil.

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Despite that Ranieri often gives them an extra day off, there is a concerted effort in and around the club to keep our players fit. These are millions of pounds worth of assets that generate millions in terms of revenue, it would only be logical to spend millions on ensuring they are able to do their job.

I think that is the key. Ranieri has had enough experience to know that muscles need to rest before training. He gives his players time off to repose their bodies. Then he starts with hard training the easy and so on. His fitness coach Andrea Azzalin is a fecking genius too!

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What did José call Wenger???

Master in Failure??...This seems to have spread throughout the whole club.

Their best chance in a decade to win the league and they may fook up to their rivals or little old City!!!

Shambolic.

They don't realise we have one of the best sports science Dept around???

Tw@ts

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Fans, players and manager alike, they're all an embarrassment. Screaming and whinging should be written into their football clubs moto. How dare Leicester City have a decent football side... How dare we make this league a better competition.

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I didn't think you needed drugs to put ten men behind the ball and hoof it aimlessly up field where a referee will give you a ridiculous decision because he wants the underdog to win?

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Love how much we've riled up the glory supporters. Doping won't fix injuries; hence why James is still to make his return 10 months on and why Schlupp was out for 2 and a half months recently. What we do is manage injuries sensibly with top of the line sports science, and don't tell people to run off broken legs like some in this division.

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lol Not gonna lie this has crossed my mind, I'm half expecting a massive scandal 10 years from now. A lance Armstrong esq. But do I care do I ffffffff.......
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hahaha Arsenal are pathetic. they can't take it. they spent all this money and 12 years trying to win the league and they always fail and now little us come and destroy they dreams hahahahah. bunch of cowards and bottlers they are. 

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I HATE Alexis Sanchez with a passion, the guy makes me vomit just to look at him. All he does every game is wave the imaginary cards at the ref., both games against them this season he did it constantly (last season too), every time our player touched him he was waving the fake red/yellow cards at the ref. he is a slimeball. 

 

It's not just us, he does it all the time. Moans and whines constantly too, and most games he just runs around like a headless chicken and constantly loses the ball. think he has scored 6 or 7 goals this season. Diver and a cheat. 

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Lost all respect for this club and their fans now. Hope they win **** all for the next 20 years and Wenger stays on. 

 

Stupid classless fans can't accept how crap their team really is.

 

Imagine having nearly 200 million to spend on players and only spending a fraction of that.

 

Imagine your manager saying 4th is like a trophy 

 

Imagine going to the emirates every week and its louder in a library 

 

Imagine having Piers Morgan as a fan and constantly turning fans against each other 

 

What a joke club they have become deserve everything they get this season - especially after their title winning celebrations against us 

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I think there is a consipracy theory against Arsenal actually.

 

Everyone else has conspired to improve, and theyve conspired to go backwards.

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