Dogs

[Carl the Llama]

Just now, separator said:

Yes, cats are shit. A leopard in a a cardboard box isn't going to change that

I don't know how you can't be equal parts terrified and amused into submission by this evidence that cats will always be better than you.

[Carl the Llama]

I know I posted it but I can't stop laughing at that fvcking lion in a wheelbarrow.

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Dog having a bath in a wheelbarrow > Lion in a wheelbarrow

[limeydale]

7 hours ago, Unabomber said:

 

Looks more like a Shinji Okazaki to me: the grin,the hairy chin, and the short squat little legs.

[limeydale]

9 hours ago, Carl the Llama said:

I'm not sure nasty's the right term. Ignorant, delusional, lazy, lacking in self-awareness, but there's nothing deliberately malicious about her.

Think they call that narcissism.

[Carl the Llama]

1 minute ago, separator said:

Dog having a bath in a wheelbarrow > Lion in a wheelbarrow

Said nobody ever.

 

You will not win the animals in places meme war against the cats.  This is their home turf and they will happily mock other creatures while they claim absolute domination.

[Carl the Llama]

Hitler cat has a nap in the war room while he awaits the dogs' next feeble attempt at memery.

 

 

#toodankforyou

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7 minutes ago, Carl the Llama said:

Said nobody ever.

 

You will not win the animals in places meme war against the cats.  This is their home turf and they will happily mock other creatures while they claim absolute domination.

[limeydale]

3 minutes ago, separator said:

I'm sure you've got Carl madly searching now.

[Carl the Llama]

2 minutes ago, separator said:

Ha the feeble canines have to resort to fake news gifs for their propaganda drive.  The cats aren't even bothering to deploy real troops anymore, this war is too easy.

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[Carl the Llama]

Just now, separator said:

Hahaha good one that dog managed to push a creature a quarter its size just enough for it to fall off a bed without much incident, and look how proud he is.

 

Oh no here comes another canine assault.

 

Whatever will the cats do to survive this horrific onslaught of mild inconvenience?

[Carl the Llama]

Really though the cat is a noble, caring creature. all they demand is your total obedience.  Submit to your overlords now dogs and you might find it benefits you like it did this uncle tom:

 

We may even let you back down the stairs.

 

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5 minutes ago, Carl the Llama said:

Whatever will the cats do to survive this horrific onslaught of mild inconvenience?

Just don't put a hand held hoover near them...

[Carl the Llama]

2 minutes ago, separator said:

Just don't put a hand held hoover near them...

An unexpected counter attack!  We should have known the dogs would rope their poop collectors into fighting their battles for them.  This one ended in painful defeat but the war is not over, we shall acquire and weaponise this frightening technology for our own ends.

 

 

Field tests have proven successful, to the arena of combat!

 

 

 

 

[Carl the Llama]

Tonight I learned I am a cat pictures kind of drunk.  Night all, sweet dreams x

[somebum]

You need to be 100 per cent committed and you dont sound like you are

[Beliall]

you wont catch a dog being scared of vegetables 

[ozleicester]

Whatever happens, just keep in mind that Dogs are.....

NOT descended from/related to wolves.

They do not need to be dominated.

Barbara Woodhouse and her methods was/are cruel.

Training your dog properly will give you a better dog and the dog a better life.

[Sharpe's Fox]

All animals are amazing they all deserve respect and love.

[The Doctor]

6 hours ago, Carl the Llama said:

 

 

Not sure what's funniest about that, the shark costume, riding the roomba to chase the duck, or how chill that duck is just waddling away

[VLC86]

My other Husky Just decided he wanted to snack on a frozen vole in the field next to my house, lovely.

[Col city fan]

Dogs...just love em x

 

Edited 7 January 2018 by Col city fan

[Beliall]

3 hours ago, Sharpe's Fox said:

All animals are amazing they all deserve respect and love.

Except wasps

[Sharpe's Fox]

6 minutes ago, Beliall said:

Except wasps

Wasps control insect populations which helps the plants. Wasps are the worlds gardeners. When you see a wasp next make sure you thank him for making the world beautiful.