If You Were a Teacher, What Subject Would You Teach?

[Izzy]

7 minutes ago, Swan Lesta said:

I worked in Universities full time for over 10 years as a senior lecturer and external examiner for four HE institutions heading up subjects in the fields of offender management, criminology, criminal justice, youth justice and social practice. I’ve now gone out on my own as a consultant and work with professional athletes.

What is it specifically that you work with athletes on mate? (if you don't mind me asking...)

[Finnegan]

16 minutes ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

What is it specifically that you work with athletes on mate? (if you don't mind me asking...)

 

"Athletes" is a stretch. Singh's been training Nick as a fluffer, he went pro last year.

[stripeyfox]

I'd love to teach geography or history. I feel I could teach it in a way that kids would understand and relate to rather than the way it was taught to me. 

 

Unfortunately I don't think I'd last a morning without throttling at least one of the kids. 

 

Would be nice having a snow day though.... 

[stripeyfox]

8 minutes ago, Finnegan said:

 

"Athletes" is a stretch. Singh's been training Nick as a fluffer, he went pro last year.

Fluffing is a fine art mate.. 

[Guest Col city fan]

Good old Nick. You can always be sure we’ll get a post on how amazing he is, where he’s taught, where he’s been, who he’s fought...etc

 

[Nick]

6 minutes ago, Col city fan said:

Good old Nick. You can always be sure we’ll get a post on how amazing he is, where he’s taught, where he’s been, who he’s fought...etc

 

Bit harsh - it’s a thread asking about teaching - I didn’t start it and other teachers are posting their experience! 

 

 

[Nick]

42 minutes ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

What is it specifically that you work with athletes on mate? (if you don't mind me asking...)

Themes (usually preventative) around issues such as sextortion, blackmail, organised crime, match fixing, substance use, safeguarding and organised crime in sport.

 

Edit: I thought my cover had been blown as I was a guest on Jim Whites show on Talksport last month...

Edited 25 April 2018 by Nick

[bovril]

I am a teacher of English. If I didn't teach that I'd love to teach art to kids. 

[Izzy]

7 minutes ago, Swan Lesta said:

Themes (usually preventative) around issues such as sextortion, blackmail, organised crime, match fixing, substance use, safeguarding and organised crime in sport.

 

Edit: I thought my cover had been blown as I was a guest on Jim Whites show on Talksport last month...

Sounds fascinating mate. I often listen to Jim Whites show but must have missed the one with you on it.

 

Would you post a link to it on here? I'd be genuinely interested in having a listen...

[Finnegan]

22 minutes ago, Swan Lesta said:

Bit harsh - it’s a thread asking about teaching - I didn’t start it and other teachers are posting their experience! 

 

 

 

It's called an inferiority complex bud. Rise above.

[Nick]

6 minutes ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

Sounds fascinating mate. I often listen to Jim Whites show but must have missed the one with you on it.

 

Would you post a link to it on here? I'd be genuinely interested in having a listen...

It’s a tough one but if it’s okay I’d rather keep a degree of anonymity so I can still continue to take the piss out of @Col city fan without it being too much in the public eye.

[Izzy]

1 minute ago, Swan Lesta said:

It’s a tough one but if it’s okay I’d rather keep a degree of anonymity so I can still continue to take the piss out of @Col city fan without it being too much in the public eye.

No worries mate, I understand. Good luck with it all 

[Guest Col city fan]

10 minutes ago, Swan Lesta said:

It’s a tough one but if it’s okay I’d rather keep a degree of anonymity so I can still continue to take the piss out of @Col city fan without it being too much in the public eye.

Cmon Nick, the Op was asking what you’d like to teach, not for your fookin CV!

 

[Nick]

1 minute ago, Col city fan said:

Cmon Nick, the Op was asking what you’d like to teach, not for your fookin CV!

 

Sorry,

Then if I could teach, I’d like to help scooter riders develop the courage and skill to master real motorbikes on track and road.

 

Better?

[Guest Col city fan]

31 minutes ago, Swan Lesta said:

Sorry,

Then if I could teach, I’d like to help scooter riders develop the courage and skill to master real motorbikes on track and road.

 

Better?

Edited 25 April 2018 by Col city fan

[Tuna]

Geography, It was always my favourite subject at school.

[The Doctor]

Easy question - Chemistry. I'd be the mildly terrifying teacher where no-ones quite sure why there's so much glee when the bunsens come out (the answer is that all chemists are pyromaniacs)

[Stadt]

Pottery so I wouldn't have to teach the c unt kids 

[Alf Bentley]

 

[Wymsey]

Bladder management, so the children aren't desperate to relieve themselves in the middle of a lesson.

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

Music, it'd be like School of Rock all the time

[Carl the Llama]

How to roll spliffs properly because school kids waste so much money rolling shitty joints which barely drag.

[Guest]

Sex instructor.

[Nick]

34 minutes ago, FIF said:

Sex instructor.

You’d need experience and qualifications sadly though bud.

[Finnegan]

8 hours ago, The Doctor said:

Easy question - Chemistry. I'd be the mildly terrifying teacher where no-ones quite sure why there's so much glee when the bunsens come out (the answer is that all chemists are pyromaniacs)

 

I have a friend who teaches science at secondary level. 

 

He's set a couple of kids on fire. Like actually now.