Madonna on Eurovision

[Paninistickers]

Was that really her? Or a CGI?

 

Extraordinary amount of facial cosmetic surgery and make up. 

 

Legs still in good nick though 

 

 

[Tuna]

Weird thread.

[Paninistickers]

6 minutes ago, Tuna said:

Weird thread.

Even weirder to answer

[StanSP]

Just switched it on. She's about to perform but I feel like this is the return of the Undertaker at a wrestling event.

[EastAnglianFox]

Even more weird is that I sit and watch all 5 hours of it every year....and I enjoy it....mods feel free to start my ban at your discretion!

[Legend_in_blue]

Is it me or does this sound really shaky and out of tune?

[Buce]

Just now, EastAnglianFox said:

Even more weird is that I sit and watch all 5 hours of it every year....and I enjoy it....mods feel free to start my ban at your discretion!

 

Are the Brotherhood of Man still in it?

[Paninistickers]

2 minutes ago, Legend_in_blue said:

Is it me or does this sound really shaky and out of tune?

Agree. 

 

Madge a bit nervous at the start

[Izzy]

2 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

Are the Brotherhood of Man still in it?

According to my Mum I used to run around the kitchen as a 3 year old singing "Save all your kisses for me" 

[Mark_w]

4 minutes ago, Legend_in_blue said:

Is it me or does this sound really shaky and out of tune?

It's Eurovision.

[EastNeukFox]

Think it must be a tribute act. Not a very good one either!

[Buce]

1 minute ago, Izzy said:

According to my Mum I used to run around the kitchen as a 3 year old singing "Save all your kisses for me" 

 

So, you're what... 46?

[SouthStandUpperTier]

They're kicking the arse out of this ain't they? Get on with the voting already.

[Legend_in_blue]

She's past it based on that performance.

[MrSpaM]

Well that was dreadful

[EastAnglianFox]

Was Madonna any good? Missed her performance after having to google "brotherhood of man" ??

[Izzy]

1 minute ago, Buce said:

 

So, you're what... 46?

In August 

[Tuna]

Nil points?

[urban.spaceman]

[Izzy]

Cosmetic surgery or not, my missus is 10 years younger than Madonna and looks 20 years older 

[Paninistickers]

Nice to hear two votes so far delivered in French. Old school!

[urban.spaceman]

[Buce]

13 minutes ago, Izzy said:

Cosmetic surgery or not, my missus is 10 years younger than Madonna and looks 20 years older 

 

It only gets worse mate. 

 

Give it another ten years and she’ll look like Maradona.  

[Jimothy]

Why was the guy from Italy dressed as Quagmire?

[Stadt]

15 minutes ago, Izzy said:

Cosmetic surgery or not, my missus is 10 years younger than Madonna and looks 20 years older 

Izzy hates his wife, hates his wife, Izzy hates his wife nananananana