Tea and consent

[Buce]

 

I know this is a serious subject but this is probably the most unintentionally funny thing I've ever heard.

 

 

[pSinatra]

Would you like a shag?

 

Oh my God.  I'd love a shag

[urban.spaceman]

Not being funny but the amount of times I've regained consciousness to find a cup of tea someone had brought me, that I didn't ask for, but actually really appreciated during the drinking, is probably in the thousands.

 

Have I been tea raped?

 

Mixed messages.

[Buce]

 

My daughter put me on to this - apparently they show it at the beginning of every new school year and everyone is in hysterics.

 

I just don't get the need to euphemize it.

 

[VLC86]

58 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

I know this is a serious subject but this is probably the most unintentionally funny thing I've ever heard.

 

 

If I was unconscious I’d be gagging for a brew in all fairness.

[Buce]

1 minute ago, Costock_Fox said:

If I was unconscious I’d be gagging for a brew in all fairness.

 

Your consent can be taken for granted, mate.

[VLC86]

1 minute ago, Buce said:

 

Your consent can be taken for granted, mate.

Cheeky bugger  

[Izzy]

Before I got married I was offered tea on a regular basis. I drank lots of different tea and most of it was really good.

 

Since I got married and we had kids, I seem to drink a lot less tea these days. Sometimes I drink tea on special occasions but it's pretty rare.

 

When I do have the odd cup of tea I seem to drink it quite quickly. Other times it takes ages to drink it and then I can't finish it.

 

I might try some of that new tea I've seen advertised 

[Jon the Hat]

4 hours ago, pSinatra said:

Would you like a shag?

 

Oh my God.  I'd love a shag

 

You aren’t actually Frank Sinatra are you? Gutted.

[leicsmac]

An incredibly important issue explained in a fantastically funny way.

 

Kudos to whoever came up with it.

[Trav Le Bleu]

13 hours ago, pSinatra said:

Would you like a shag?

 

Oh my God.  I'd love a shag

[Trav Le Bleu]

If they don't want to drink tea, don't make them swallow.

[Trav Le Bleu]

 

[Free Falling Foxes]

At the end the fella says he is going to make himself a cuppa.

To carry on with the analogy; is he going for a pedal and crank?

[boots60]

If you make someone a cup of tea remember to leave the bag to brew for at least a couple of minutes or it won't taste like tea & leave them frustrated.

 

A bit like sex 

 

 

[Collymore]

I'm having a tea party tonight if anyone wants to join me? 

[Izzy]

When we were kids our Gran used to sing this...

 

I like a nice cup of tea before breakfast

I like a nice cup of tea after tea

And at quarter past eleven

My idea of heaven

Is a nice, cup of tea!

 

Now I know what she meant the dirty old cow...

 

[brucey]

I don’t drink tea, and can vouch for the fact that having a cup of tea made for you without being asked first is awkward and annoying. I waited until the person left the room and poured it down the sink. At least they didn’t try to pour it down my throat.

 

The above is not an euphemism, it happened at work a few years ago. Please don’t make tea for people without asking.

[urban.spaceman]

On 31/08/2019 at 19:29, urban.spaceman said:

Not being funny but the amount of times I've regained consciousness to find a cup of tea someone had brought me, that I didn't ask for, but actually really appreciated during the drinking, is probably in the thousands.

 

Have I been tea raped?

 

Mixed messages.

Happened again this morning. #MeToo

[VLC86]

15 hours ago, Izzy said:

When we were kids our Gran used to sing this...

 

I like a nice cup of tea before breakfast

I like a nice cup of tea after tea

And at quarter past eleven

My idea of heaven

Is a nice, cup of tea!

 

Now I know what she meant the dirty old cow...

 

Did your Grandad die of exhaustion?

[Trav Le Bleu]

1 hour ago, Costock_Fox said:

Did your Grandad die of exhaustion?

Syphilis