Birds you fancy off the telly

[phoneticerror]

2 minutes ago, Parafox said:

When you say "housework" do you mean "cleaning up"?

I didn’t, but that goes without saying 

[The Bear]

18 hours ago, Jattdogg said:

Lol it's like me and the yellow wiggle emma watkins. She's not all that but when you're a dad forced to watch the wiggles for hours with your 2 kids....the lone adult female on the show  is suddenly (and perhaps unfortunately) a sex symbol and the only way you can cope.  

 

I won't post her pic but most dads would give it a go....she wouldn't give us a go though. Creepy dads.  Mashed banana,  mashed banana.....Banana, banana, bananaaaaaaa. 

Jeez her mouth is massive. Like a female Joker. 

[Jattdogg]

7 minutes ago, The Bear said:

Jeez her mouth is massive. Like a female Joker. 

Some of us lads welcome that

[Parafox]

On 07/10/2021 at 13:04, Jattdogg said:

Some of us lads welcome that

When you say "us lads" do you mean that her gob is that big ? 

Edited 8 October 2021 by Parafox

[Bellend Sebastian]

By the look on his face I reckon this tiger would swap places with any of the interested parties

[tom27111]

On 06/10/2021 at 09:49, phoneticerror said:

As a Dad I’ve been subjected to a lot of CBeebies over the years, but Evie Pickerill has started to make these mornings a bit more pleasant. Wouldn’t say no, looks like she’d do a good job of the housework after n’all. 👌

 

 

Too late, looks like she's been ruined 

[Mike Oxlong]

9 minutes ago, Bellend Sebastian said:

By the look on his face I reckon this tiger would swap places with any of the interested parties

That’s a cute ginger pussy (someone had to !)

[Bellend Sebastian]

1 hour ago, tom27111 said:

 

 

Too late, looks like she's been ruined 

What nice girl doesn't like a face tattoo?

[tom27111]

1 minute ago, Bellend Sebastian said:

What nice girl doesn't like a face tattoo?

 

Is this where I'm going wrong? 

[Jattdogg]

4 hours ago, Bellend Sebastian said:

By the look on his face I reckon this tiger would swap places with any of the interested parties

Count me in lol. 

 

Never said she's a 10 but shes fit (ballerina) and decent looking. Not a 10 by any stretch but thats why i never posted a pic. Raj is going to blow a gasket...... or load....

[Bellend Sebastian]

7 hours ago, Jattdogg said:

Count me in lol. 

 

Never said she's a 10 but shes fit (ballerina) and decent looking. Not a 10 by any stretch but thats why i never posted a pic. Raj is going to blow a gasket...... or load....

Looks like a nice modern lady to me, and as Miss Granny Smith Apples 2009 thoroughly deserving of all our respect

[Raj]

7 hours ago, Jattdogg said:

Count me in lol. 

 

Never said she's a 10 but shes fit (ballerina) and decent looking. Not a 10 by any stretch but thats why i never posted a pic. Raj is going to blow a gasket...... or load....

Beats the snooker ref!!!!

[Bellend Sebastian]

11 hours ago, tom27111 said:

 

Is this where I'm going wrong? 

Are you booked in for one yet?

[Stuntman_Mike]

Caroline Pearce on BT.

 

 

 

 

Edited 10 October 2021 by Stuntman_Mike

[Royston.]

5 hours ago, Stuntman_Mike said:

Caroline Pearce on BT.

 

 

 

 

[HybridFox]

Kelly Brook is still a stunner 

[rico]

Joanne Froggatt anyone?

 

[Bilsthorpe Blue]

2 hours ago, rico said:

Joanne Froggatt anyone?

 

Is it just me that can see Wayne Rooney on her right knee and just make out Jamie Vardys chin on the left??

[Raj]

13 hours ago, TK95 said:

Kelly Brook is still a stunner 

 

THIS HITS THE SPOT BABY!!!!

 

7 hours ago, rico said:

Joanne Froggatt anyone?

 

NO.NO.NO.

[foxfanazer]

14 hours ago, TK95 said:

Kelly Brook is still a stunner 

She could breastfeed a creche 

[foxfanazer]

Daisy from Corrie is a bit of me

 

 

 

Edited 11 October 2021 by foxfanazer

[Guest]

Was watching a terrible film recently which I can’t recall the name of but it had this absolutely gorgeous woman in it (googled during the forgotten film) 

Jessica Lowndes is here to bless your day:

[Dr Marco]

On 07/10/2021 at 14:04, Jattdogg said:

Some of us lads welcome that

 

[Parafox]

9 hours ago, rico said:

Joanne Froggatt anyone?

 

 

7 hours ago, Bilsthorpe Blue said:

Is it just me that can see Wayne Rooney on her right knee and just make out Jamie Vardys chin on the left??

More like Paul Gascoigne before and after if you take it left to right.

[Raj]

58 minutes ago, shanetko said:

Was watching a terrible film recently which I can’t recall the name of but it had this absolutely gorgeous woman in it (googled during the forgotten film) 

Jessica Lowndes is here to bless your day:

Great pair...of images