"Mums" sayings

[PAULCFC]

On 17/09/2021 at 15:30, Webbo said:

"You look like a bag a shit tied up rough". 

 

"I'm not as green as cabbage looking"

 

"You'll be laughing on the other side of your face in a minute". 

Bag of shit tied up in the middle......when i looked scruffy

[PAULCFC]

What's for dinner....Shit with sugar on.

If you don't eat it now,you'll have it for tea(usually involved boiled cabbage)

[PAULCFC]

30 minutes ago, Royston. said:

Bloody Nora!

 

Mum, have we got anything to drink?

"Council pop!"

 

My dad used to call it "Frog Wine"

[PAULCFC]

Bought my mum a cordless phone,took her out to Loughborough and she brought it out in her pocket trying to ring someone,could'nt understand why it didn't work!She's gone now bless her.

[CosbehFox]

4 hours ago, PAULCFC said:

What's for dinner....Shit with sugar on.

If you don't eat it now,you'll have it for tea(usually involved boiled cabbage)

Literally ready to type this 

[Benguin]

I've had it up to here 

 

Give it a rest

 

Whilst you're in my house, you'll abide by my rules 

 

 

 

 

 

[Jattdogg]

What's for dinner mum?

"Shit on toast"

 

"You'll all miss me when i'm gone". (Sadly, she passed of cancer and my dad, me and my brothers were left behind. She was 100% right).

 

 

[The Quick Brown Fox]

7 hours ago, Royston. said:

Bloody Nora!

 

Mum, have we got anything to drink?

"Council pop!"

 

I said this to my wife and she had no clue what I was talking about, it was only this point (I was in my 20s) that this wasnt a common saying. 

[PAULCFC]

Frog Wine is probably a Lincolnshire saying(where my dad was from).Never heard it here.

[PAULCFC]

2 hours ago, Benguin said:

I've had it up to here 

 

Give it a rest

 

Whilst you're in my house, you'll abide by my rules 

 

 

 

 

 

Sounds like me with my two every day!

[PAULCFC]

Another one was when i wouldn't eat all of my dinner..."see all of them starving kids on the telly!" This was in the 80's when Band Aid was a thing.

Edited 18 September 2021 by PAULCFC

[surrifox]

If you were eating heartily she’d say “ you’ve lost your appetite and found the donkeys”

( for years I never understood the meaning and as a kid wondered about these missing donkeys I’d supposedly located -duh)

[Parafox]

Threatening a smack if I'd done wrong: "I'll take my hand off your face".

 

Also "that'll be the rock you'll perish on" if I was in the wrong in some way.

[Vlad the Fox]

On 17/09/2021 at 13:10, foxile5 said:

Black over bill's mothers. 

 

All brown boots no breakfast. 

 

Calling sausages 'snorkers'. 

My mrs says “it’s a bit black over bills” though she comes out with some real old wives crap at times, I reckon some of it is from the Middle Ages  

[Free Falling Foxes]

'Half past quarter to from'. When I asked what time is it.

That or, 'Two hairs past a pimple' after looking at her wrist.

 

[MustardTiger]

"I look like the wreck of the Hesperus"

[Vlad the Fox]

“Whoever has left that dreadnaught in the toilet, go and flush it you dirty thing”

[Suzie the Fox]

When asking my mum to do something for me, even something as sticking the kettle on, i will either get.. 

 

'If you fetch me a bucket of sand, i'll also sing you the desert song' or 'If you pass me a broom to stick in my ass i can sweep the floor, whilst doing it' 

 

Huuuh... 

[PAULCFC]

Instead of 25 minutes to the hour...5 and 20 to...allways confused me.

[PAULCFC]

If it's not one thing,it's your mother....Peter kay!

[Jattdogg]

7 hours ago, Suzie the Fox said:

When asking my mum to do something for me, even something as sticking the kettle on, i will either get.. 

 

'If you fetch me a bucket of sand, i'll also sing you the desert song' or 'If you pass me a broom to stick in my ass i can sweep the floor, whilst doing it' 

 

Huuuh... 

Talent right there.

[Free Falling Foxes]

20 hours ago, PAULCFC said:

Instead of 25 minutes to the hour...5 and 20 to...allways confused me.

My mam too.

[Pliskin]

“Kids dinner is ready” - runs downstairs to an empty table and mums just getting the peas out of the freezer. 
 

“don’t sit so close to the tele you’ll get square eyes”

 

“This film is ruddy far fetched”

 

”mum get me a drink please, what did your last slave die of”.

 

”Don’t worry about him, he’s had too many E numbers” 

[davieG]

This popped up on my Facebook page.

 

Not mum sayings but a bit of a fit for this thread.

 

'Ay up me duck' said me dad to me mam,

'Ah'v got us some cobs and some nice Walkers ham', 'The market was manic' he continued to speak, 'I popped up to Linekers' to get fruit for the week', He came into the room and sat down next to me, while mam poured him a nice mug of fresh brewed tetley. 'I popped int'a the aye-cross on me way back, just to av a swift arf, you know just for the craic', 'I was playin' the frootie and mindin' my own, while some nutter beyind me 'ad a raj down the phone; Ee was getting all mardy to 'is bird or 'is mate, cause he'd sed Jamie Vardy wozn't that great' 'well if you could've herd it, it got pretty scary, he was gettin quite heated and seriously larey!' Then me dad sat there chuckling away to himself while me mam got the butter down off of the shelf. He looked over at me still adorned with a grin, 'how are you anyway, where av you bin?''Ah'v bin up town' I said 'riding round Vicky Park, giving our lad a croggy on me bike till it got dark'. And that's how it went just me mam, dad and me as we ate up our cobs and had a few cups of tea; it might not be rio or LA or Rome, but teatime in Leicester will always be home.

 

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

45 minutes ago, davieG said:

This popped up on my Facebook page.

 

Not mum sayings but a bit of a fit for this thread.

 

'Ay up me duck' said me dad to me mam,

'Ah'v got us some cobs and some nice Walkers ham', 'The market was manic' he continued to speak, 'I popped up to Linekers' to get fruit for the week', He came into the room and sat down next to me, while mam poured him a nice mug of fresh brewed tetley. 'I popped int'a the aye-cross on me way back, just to av a swift arf, you know just for the craic', 'I was playin' the frootie and mindin' my own, while some nutter beyind me 'ad a raj down the phone; Ee was getting all mardy to 'is bird or 'is mate, cause he'd sed Jamie Vardy wozn't that great' 'well if you could've herd it, it got pretty scary, he was gettin quite heated and seriously larey!' Then me dad sat there chuckling away to himself while me mam got the butter down off of the shelf. He looked over at me still adorned with a grin, 'how are you anyway, where av you bin?''Ah'v bin up town' I said 'riding round Vicky Park, giving our lad a croggy on me bike till it got dark'. And that's how it went just me mam, dad and me as we ate up our cobs and had a few cups of tea; it might not be rio or LA or Rome, but teatime in Leicester will always be home.

 

 

I hate that