Wout Faes

[hfaes]

2 minutes ago, hfaes said:

So he can in 2027 be here….

Hampstead IN the heat, edge but in…

Edited 3 December 2025 by hfaes
Mistake

[lgfualol]

👀

[foxfanazer]

Huh? 

[AjcW]

It's happening again

 

It's happening againnnnnnnn

 

 

[AjcW]

3 minutes ago, hfaes said:

So he can in 2027 be here….

You're looking well @Miquel The Work Geordie

[hfaes]

Just now, foxfanazer said:

Huh? 

HAMPSTEAD HEATH…

 

[foxfanazer]

Wait.... Is the useless prat leaving?! 

 

Don't get my hopes up

[Les-TA-Jon]

Still think this whole 'Faes has a terrible attitude and big ego' is a bit of a myth perpetuated by this forum. 

 

The rap sheet appears to be:

 

- He's had links with other clubs in his time here (fairly standard practice for players/agents)

- There's maybe 1 or 2 quotes supposedly attributed to him, about wanting to leave? (anyone got an actual source?)

- He has big floppy hair

- He throws his hands up in the air when we concede

- He cupped his ears to the home fans once after scoring the winner against Sheffield Weds

[foxfanazer]

Just now, Les-TA-Jon said:

Still think this whole 'Faes has a terrible attitude and big ego' is a bit of a myth perpetuated by this forum. 

 

The rap sheet appears to be:

 

- He's had links with other clubs in his time here (fairly standard practice for players/agents)

- There's maybe 1 or 2 quotes supposedly attributed to him, about wanting to leave? (anyone got an actual source?)

- He has big floppy hair

- He throws his hands up in the air when we concede

- He cupped his ears to the home fans once after scoring the winner against Sheffield Weds

I don't care about his ego or attitude. His lack of ability and generally embarrassing performances are the problem

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

1 minute ago, foxfanazer said:

Wait.... Is the useless prat leaving?! 

 

Don't get my hopes up

 

hfaes said HOT IN THE HEATH 2027 or something so I don't think it's imminent 

[foxfanazer]

Just now, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

 

hfaes said HOT IN THE HEATH 2027 or something so I don't think it's imminent 

Matt Heath?

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Just now, foxfanazer said:

Matt Heath?

 

Illuminati confirmed

[Basingstoke Fox]

HAMPSTEAD HEATH

 

[Les-TA-Jon]

16 minutes ago, hfaes said:

So he can in 2027 be here….

You think Wout will be seeing out his contract here then? 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Just now, Basingstoke Fox said:

 

3 pints

[Ric Flair]

18 minutes ago, hfaes said:

Hampstead IN the heat, edge but in…

Do you reckon Wout would refuse to play if we put a Hippo up front when the January window opens?

[LCFCJohn]

11 minutes ago, Les-TA-Jon said:

Still think this whole 'Faes has a terrible attitude and big ego' is a bit of a myth perpetuated by this forum. 

 

The rap sheet appears to be:

 

- He's had links with other clubs in his time here (fairly standard practice for players/agents)

- There's maybe 1 or 2 quotes supposedly attributed to him, about wanting to leave? (anyone got an actual source?)

- He has big floppy hair

- He throws his hands up in the air when we concede

- He cupped his ears to the home fans once after scoring the winner against Sheffield Weds

Yeah it’s more the crap defending the bothers me. A bit of arrogance is fine if you back it up with ability. Defensively we are an absolute shambles and Faes, Vestergaard and Thomas are the worse culprits.

[CosbehFox]

13 minutes ago, Les-TA-Jon said:

Still think this whole 'Faes has a terrible attitude and big ego' is a bit of a myth perpetuated by this forum. 

 

The rap sheet appears to be:

 

- He's had links with other clubs in his time here (fairly standard practice for players/agents)

- There's maybe 1 or 2 quotes supposedly attributed to him, about wanting to leave? (anyone got an actual source?)

- He has big floppy hair

- He throws his hands up in the air when we concede

- He cupped his ears to the home fans once after scoring the winner against Sheffield Weds

His agent putting a video of a highlights reel on LinkedIn was a good one trying to boost interest in his client. 

[teblin]

Sometimes I wonder what has happened to this world. This is one of those moments.

 

Then i also think, why the hell am I commenting.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Just now, teblin said:

Sometimes I wonder what has happened to this world. This is one of those moments.

 

Then i also think, why the hell am I commenting.

 

If you can't take the HEATH get out of the kitchen

[teblin]

1 minute ago, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

 

If you can't take the HEATH get out of the kitchen

You'v just made it worthwhile 

[Libertine]

He roams wild on Hampstead Heath... close to the meat.

[AjcW]

Did the doctors manage to pop his remaining brain cell back in after the head cut on Saturday mummy Faes? @hfaes

[foxfanazer]

I didn't even know Hampstead Heath had a team but good luck to him

[AjcW]

4 minutes ago, foxfanazer said:

I didn't even know Hampstead Heath had a team but good luck to him

They do, they share a very similar nickname to Fulham actually* 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*niche that...