Wout Faes

[The Doctor]

54 minutes ago, OntarioFox said:

The presence of @hfaes puts this thread in the hall of fame. Truly an all-timer, you don't even know but you're going in the same history books as Nicky Maynard, Preki and 'my mate is the ref tonight' 

 

While you're here, what do you do for Christmas in Belgium?

She's more akin to ann2 in the face of kinder.

[Lineker's Left Foot]

9 hours ago, hfaes said:

stupid check it, my name is Hilde Faes, I don’t have to hide myself, or hide my real face, like you all do,  I am no coward…..but you,people are not gonna make fun of my name!!!!! London, nicest city in the world, there are really ugly filthy hoods….even like in Cairo…….

 

Are you ok mi duck? 🦆 

[VLC86]

9 hours ago, hfaes said:

stupid check it, my name is Hilde Faes, I don’t have to hide myself, or hide my real face, like you all do,  I am no coward…..but you,people are not gonna make fun of my name!!!!! London, nicest city in the world, there are really ugly filthy hoods….even like in Cairo…….

 

Read this in your head without rapping.

[VLC86]

9 hours ago, hfaes said:

 

No, I am not better than anyone neither am I less…..but one thing I am not …..a hooligan murderer, or a character killer, the last  I do it here but that’s revenge….you have all asked for it, and i am maybe a bit retarded but I I have learned from you all….now I use that knowledge ( thanks to you all 🙏) to use it against you, and to the one who will take “that bloke”…. you have to pass first by……

We got there in the end, talking is therapy.

[shiv]

1 hour ago, OntarioFox said:

The presence of @hfaes puts this thread in the hall of fame. Truly an all-timer, you don't even know but you're going in the same history books as Nicky Maynard, Preki and 'my mate is the ref tonight' 

 

While you're here, what do you do for Christmas in Belgium?

Can’t forget the “Kermo was decent” thread too  

[fox_favourite]

Has she gone? 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Coming on here, taking a photo that shows a generous sized garden, calling Faes Braveheart and all our fans blood thirsty eunuchs. Generational run from a generational woman

[AjcW]

1 minute ago, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

Coming on here, taking a photo that shows a generous sized garden, calling Faes Braveheart and all our fans blood thirsty eunuchs. Generational run from a generational woman

Think it might be doing something to me that I’m not comfortable with.

[Corky]

23 minutes ago, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

Coming on here, taking a photo that shows a generous sized garden, calling Faes Braveheart and all our fans blood thirsty eunuchs. Generational run from a generational woman

Jonny Infant with another Peace Prize to deliver.

[BigC]

Is this Wout's mum or what hahah

[Katy]

11 hours ago, hfaes said:

stupid check it, my name is Hilde Faes, I don’t have to hide myself, or hide my real face, like you all do,  I am no coward…..but you,people are not gonna make fun of my name!!!!! London, nicest city in the world, there are really ugly filthy hoods….even like in Cairo…….

 

Jeez, love, you use more commas and eclipses than I do!

[JimJams]

25 minutes ago, Katy said:

Jeez, love, you use more commas and eclipses than I do!

You can't have many eclipses per year surely?

[Blue.Fox84]

💯 onside then! Ayew robbed that goal 

Edited 6 December 2025 by Blue.Fox84
Wrong chat 🙃🤣

[KFS]

Bye

[Wink84]

I dedicate this performance to you Helen. Thank you and Mr Braveheart

[Jimmy]

if he wants to go the the world cup he needs to leave next month, take the wage cut and go you prat if it means that much to you, otherwise actually act like you want to be here if you don't leave

[OntarioFox]

@hfaes

 

 

Edited 6 December 2025 by OntarioFox

[Donwebbio]

The Flemmish turd brush has been found out. Winks too.

[Gamble92]

Looked happy coming on the pitch with that gash at the end 

 

[Kopic]

Absolutely love the little shit. Got this done last week. I agree with Helen, we do not deserve a player of this quality and we will regret it when he's gone.

[volpeazzurro]

3 minutes ago, Kopic said:

Absolutely love the little shit. Got this done last week. I agree with Helen, we do not deserve a player of this quality and we will regret it when he's gone.

He used to sing ok in that Simply Red!

[Manc Fox J]

Get Rudkin on the phone to this lot to sort out Wout's January move. In the Heath.

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hampstead_Heathens_F.C.

[brookfox]

7 minutes ago, Kopic said:

Absolutely love the little shit. Got this done last week. I agree with Helen, we do not deserve a player of this quality and we will regret it when he's gone.

Respect. I wouldn’t tattoo the BC Game logo on my Johnson either.

[PingCower]

My kids came up with a chant about Wout:

 

To the tune of Lord of the Dance

 

Faes, Faes wherever you may be

Please don’t pass to the other team 

We love you 

and your hair is a dream

But please don’t pass to the other team

[dmayne7]

2 hours ago, Kopic said:

Absolutely love the little shit. Got this done last week. I agree with Helen, we do not deserve a player of this quality and we will regret it when he's gone.

Nightmare fuel. Skipp's face inserted into a picture of Faes