Decent rumours.. or downright lies will do

[foxes_rule1978]

Everton are getting deducted 2 points , but not sure if I’m up for watching this turd again embarrass themselves! 

[kyleolly]

27 minutes ago, MPH said:

Luton have enquired  about taking JJ and KDH on a season long Loan.

JJ was at Wembley with the Luton players on Saturday evening 

[VLC86]

Youri Tielemans didn’t have an ankle injury recently, but had to have a breast reduction.

[Guest lcfc80]

1 hour ago, Buzzell said:

Soyuncu shagged Rodgers’s wife.

not 100 miles away from the truth i've heard 

[Buzzell]

1 minute ago, lcfc80 said:

not 100 miles away from the truth i've heard 

Who said I was lying?

 

 

[Chelmofox]

Top and Rogers fell out over Rodger’s little clap. Top wanted him to use a clapper instead. Brendan tried but couldn’t hold a clapper in his tiny hands. 

[Guest lcfc80]

1 minute ago, Buzzell said:

Who said I was lying?

 

 

i didn't

[Buzzell]

Just now, lcfc80 said:

i didn't

[Plastik Man]

Just now, Chelmofox said:

Top and Rogers fell out over Rodger’s little clap. Top wanted him to use a clapper instead. Brendan tried but couldn’t hold a clapper in his tiny hands. 

At first I misread that as Top and Rodgers fell out over Rodger's little chap! 

[Buzzell]

Rudkin is actually getting the sack.

[VLC86]

In James Maddison’s £10k kids rucksack he had a secret compartment that held chapsticks. For the first 18 months he used to apply this liberally on Brendan but the zip broke which led to Brendan’s horrendous lip issues for the last year of his time with us.

[VLC86]

Just now, Buzzell said:

Rudkin is actually getting the sack.

When you say sack, you actual mean Top’s dont you.

[Buzzell]

1 minute ago, Costock_Fox said:

When you say sack, you actual mean Top’s dont you.

[Craig]

Nicky Maynard

[Corky]

Singing section is fully to blame for our relegation.

[Poznan34]

Nigel Pearson spotted in Morrisons 

[WoodyFox]

The club were desperate for the Birch to get his boots back on but he told them Maddison had it under control

[Gravel]

Rebekah Vardy flushed Top's phone down the crapper which delayed Rodgers being sacked by 8 months.

[Bert]

Soyuncu tried sticking it on Brendan’s missus which is why he was left to rot 

[ScotFox1]

It's Tuesday

 

[FrankieADZ]

Rodgers is an elite coach

[Sly]

Everton are getting booted out of the Premier League, and we’re getting their place. 
 

Hence why no one has commented on our relegation. 

[HybridFox]

Prekki with Derek Fazackerley as assistant. You heard it here first

[Mike Oxlong]

Becky Vardy needs to earn some bunce to pay Colleen and M’learned friends so she has taken up a job on the ground staff where she  will be heading up the grass development team