Euphemisms to describe our current plight.

[Free Falling Foxes]

After reading this and the piece describing a rocket blowing up as it soared into space as, 'a rapid unscheduled disassembly during its ascent burn', I wondered how the current failings across the board (no pun intended) at LCFC could be discribed in equally vague and embellished terms.

Perhaps a variation on the above for example.

A rapid unscheduled disassembly of the defence during an oppositions attack.

 

Over to you......

Edited 17 January by Free Falling Foxes

[ScotFox1]

If I may.. I would prefer to use an old acronym from WW2 which sums things up when spoken aloud..

 

F.U.B.A.R

 

Apologies for the deviation 

[OntarioFox]

F.O.A.D has never been more relevant 

Edited 17 January by OntarioFox

[chuddy8]

A.F.R.F.T.H.D 

[SecretPro]

1 minute ago, chuddy8 said:

A.F.R.F.T.H.D 

Read that as Apartheid and thought it was a bit harsh.

[NewquayFox]

SWALK…

[Torten]

I asked AI to generate some euphemisms and some of them have me giggling:

• Deciding to pursue a gap year in the land of cold pies and tinpot dreams.
• Getting upgraded to first-class seats on the 'Train to Nowhere' league.
• Enrolling in the ‘How to Cope With Hull City’ support group.
• Trading VAR for ‘the bloke with a whistle and a guess.

[Gravel]

I think people are getting a bit confused between euphemism and acronym here

[teblin]

2 minutes ago, Gravel said:

I think people are getting a bit confused between euphemism and acronym here

Indeed!

[Cameron Davidson]

Our pond has lost its toad

 

[Bilo]

Jon Rudkin is about as useful as Anne Frank's drum kit.

[filthyfox]

The fax machine is well and truly broken this time

[Foxdiamond]

Dire Straits in need of a Sultan

[filthyfox]

Just now, Bilo said:

Jon Rudkin is about as useful as Anne Frank's drum kit.

Maybe change this to "Gary Glitter's guitar"?

[Cameron Davidson]

Just now, filthyfox said:

Maybe change this to "Gary Glitter's guitar"?

At least it wasn't his banjo string

 

[filthyfox]

2 minutes ago, Cameron Davidson said:

At least it wasn't his banjo string

 

Rolf Harris' didge?

[Cameron Davidson]

1 minute ago, filthyfox said:

Rolf Harris' didge?

A kangaroo in need of tying down

[ParkerPen]

Bunch of Richard the Thirds.

[It'sblueupnorth]

We’ve fell into a bath full of boobs and come out sucking our thumb

[Stuntman_Mike]

Another trophy for being the 21st best team in the country to come around again 

[HereBeFoxes]

I think that “rapid unscheduled disassembly” works just fine for us too. 

[OntarioFox]

22 minutes ago, Gravel said:

I think people are getting a bit confused between euphemism and acronym here

[HybridFox]

Mufasa (fallen king)

[Nalis]

David Ward is not the right fit to be a professional goalkeeper. His best quality is unsaving shots.

[String fellow]

Our graph of points gained against games played is currently flat-lining over a longer than expected period of time.