Premier League 2025/26 Thread

[adejo92]

2 minutes ago, Corky said:

10 handshakes. 6 unthreatening corners. 2 theatrical drops to the floor.

 

Madderz is back.

Thats after he had combed his hair back with a toffee apple.

[Fear Of The Fox]

Spurs are officially down. West Ham are winning at Newcastle and it's going to be a bloodbath at Stamford Bridge. Again. History's repeating. 

The Spurs vs Everton game will be the biggest Big 6 funeral ever. 

[Fear Of The Fox]

4 minutes ago, Corky said:

10 handshakes. 6 unthreatening corners. 2 theatrical drops to the floor.

 

Madderz is back.

Spot on. 

[Wymsey]

14 minutes ago, AKCJ said:

Spurs fans don't give their players anywhere near enough grief.

 

 

Like Everton fans were at Goodison Park.

[Super_horns]

11 minutes ago, Fear Of The Fox said:

Spurs are officially down. West Ham are winning at Newcastle and it's going to be a bloodbath at Stamford Bridge. Again. History's repeating. 

The Spurs vs Everton game will be the biggest Big 6 funeral ever. 

Sp West Ham will be a point ahead going into the final day and then beat Leeds to get safety?

Edited 11 May by Super_horns

[jammie82uk]

9 minutes ago, Fear Of The Fox said:

it's going to be a bloodbath at Stamford Bridge.

Let’s hope so, would love to see a game like 10 years ago again 

[hebangsthedrums]

I'll have jinxed it now, but I would love it if madderz returns to play a starring rule in securing spurs relegation

[JonnyZeroFox]

I would prefer West Ham’s fixtures… they might be 2 points behind… but I look at who spurs have and they will be lucky to get more than a point from those games. It’s still very much open. I expected Spurs to win today, so glad they didn’t 

[foxfanazer]

Maddison isn't the man you want in the trenches with you is he? Not unless you need a morale boosting tiktok dance 

[don_danbury]

On 10/05/2026 at 21:41, Nalis said:

Man U getting numerous dodgy penalty decisions to help them beat us to 4th in 2020 is the hill I will die on 

i'm surprised that didnt get talked about as much as it should have. also when they won a pen when a match had finished against brighton the season after  

[foxfanazer]

3 minutes ago, don_danbury said:

i'm surprised that didnt get talked about as much as it should have. also when they won a pen when a match had finished against brighton the season after  

We've had enough go against us to prove to me that there's a big club bias when it comes to refereeing decisions. Remember Barnes getting wiped out by Ederson and the Wes Morgan "handball" against Liverpool 

[don_danbury]

6 minutes ago, foxfanazer said:

We've had enough go against us to prove to me that there's a big club bias when it comes to refereeing decisions. Remember Barnes getting wiped out by Ederson and the Wes Morgan "handball" against Liverpool 

i seem to remember ederson getting away with quite a bit bitd. such an overrated GK

[foxfanazer]

1 minute ago, don_danbury said:

i seem to remember ederson getting away with quite a bit bitd. such an overrated GK

He's probably better first choice in any outfield position for us right now though

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

1 hour ago, Fear Of The Fox said:

Spurs are officially down. West Ham are winning at Newcastle and it's going to be a bloodbath at Stamford Bridge. Again. History's repeating. 

The Spurs vs Everton game will be the biggest Big 6 funeral ever. 

 

Wish I had your confidence – I don't think West Ham will get 4 points from their last two games and I reckon that's what they'll need bare minimum with their naff GD. Spurs won't lose both games.

[don_danbury]

spurs last two games are tough. they have a terrible record against chelsea, and i can easily see them dropping points against everton. 

 

dont mind if either go down though, both horrible clubs 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

50 minutes ago, foxfanazer said:

Maddison isn't the man you want in the trenches with you is he? Not unless you need a morale boosting tiktok dance 

 

I don't dislike him but he's a proper French bulldog merchant 

[Wymsey]

34 minutes ago, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

 

I don't dislike him but he's a proper French bulldog merchant 

As fake tan as Ben White..

[Fear Of The Fox]

43 minutes ago, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

 

Wish I had your confidence – I don't think West Ham will get 4 points from their last two games and I reckon that's what they'll need bare minimum with their naff GD. Spurs won't lose both games.

Spurs are playing against 2 teams which want them relegated. Moyes has ties with West Ham. I don't even need to talk about Chelsea. It's going to be a massacre there as always.

That said, it depends on West Ham. They win at Newcastle and it's over.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

15 minutes ago, Fear Of The Fox said:

Spurs are playing against 2 teams which want them relegated. Moyes has ties with West Ham. I don't even need to talk about Chelsea. It's going to be a massacre there as always.

That said, it depends on West Ham. They win at Newcastle and it's over.

 

Again, I admire your confidence – but West Ham are down for me. Wouldn't shock me if Spurs stayed up on goal difference.

[Trent Steel]

West ham wont win at Newscastle. Maybe a draw.

It will come down to the last day of the season and there will be 1 point between them on the last day kick offs

Edited 12 May by Trent Steel

[Nalis]

The hope is Newcastle do their usual go one nil up, shit themselves like they've done all season when taking the lead and8lose two one

[Deeg67]

8 hours ago, don_danbury said:

spurs last two games are tough. they have a terrible record against chelsea, and i can easily see them dropping points against everton. 

 

dont mind if either go down though, both horrible clubs 

Chelsea and Everton are both on shlt form at the moment. Of course Chelsea loves nothing more than screwing over Spurs, as we know. As much as I'd love to see it, I think Spurs stay up. WHU has Leeds on the final day and they haven't lost a league game since the beginning of March.

[Raj]

Chelsea are a bunch of mavericks and dont have any heart for the big battle v Spurs like they should

They will get pummelled by Man City in the Cup and sulk for the remaining games.

[Wsl]

7 minutes ago, Raj said:

Chelsea are a bunch of mavericks and dont have any heart for the big battle v Spurs like they should

They will get pummelled by Man City in the Cup and sulk for the remaining games.

Agree - despite the £10,000s per week, seems most players need some other incentive to put a shift in nowadays. Ironically the Cup might be the only game they put in some effort because it’s the only hope of European football. Can’t see them trying in the league any more. They’re stuck in 9th and probably aren’t going to improve that much. The fans won’t like it, but I don’t think they’ll be the opposition they would’ve been in the past for Spurs.

[Finnegan]

10 hours ago, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

 

Wish I had your confidence – I don't think West Ham will get 4 points from their last two games and I reckon that's what they'll need bare minimum with their naff GD. Spurs won't lose both games.

 

This time of the season it's just pointless predicting isn't it tbf.

 

Everton and Chelsea both perfectly capable of absolutely murdering Spurs. Also both capable of being on the beach, giving no ****s and coughing up easy wins.