Plymouth (H) - Match Thread 01/09/26

[LFC bear]

Just now, The Doctor said:

McCarthy's got the passing ability of a sunday league keeper who's been on a stag do the night before.

Veg Lasso thinks he's prime Buffon

[Fazzer 7]

Just now, Sly said:

He’s shite, worse than Carranza and he was horse as well. 

Another donkey we're saddled with for four years. 

[burleighfox]

When we get to fvcking around with the ball across the box, we’d be better off not having a keeper to call upon.

[FoxTimmy2]

Martin’s football only works if your side is so much better than the other lot that you can get away with it. Anything less than prime Man City-level dominance and it just becomes suicideball, because he refuses to adapt.

[lnkstern]

Whoever said that we're playing Suicideball in the back with the tippy tappy passes, you are spot-on!

 

On the other hand, we have looked dangerous a few times going forward.

[TheGoldenGod]

We have never been a worse watch btw. Tuning into this makes me feel worse about myself. 

 

[DJ Barry Hammond]

Biscuit needs to protect that ball into him better when played to him in the middle of midfield.

[Cincinnati Fox]

Just over complicating league one so much.

[The Doctor]

1 minute ago, TrentFox said:

I don’t buy into this need to give players months before we can form an opinion. Because mine on Bristric is rapidly forming. And it’s not favourable. 

Lot of energy and effort but his control of the ball is second to a brick wall.

[DZ-LCFC]

WHY TF ARE WE PLAYING LIKE THAT 

[The Quick Brown Fox]

1 minute ago, The Doctor said:

McCarthy's got the passing ability of a sunday league keeper who's been on a stag do the night before.

I've had those that pass better than him. A mate once threw up while kneeling to make a save, I'd take him in that condition before McCarthy 

[sphericalfox]

Everytime I see McCarthy playing out

 

[Taz_The_Fox]

Bristric needs to work on his hold up play. Proven he can link the play. Just needs to be stronger. 

[The Quick Brown Fox]

Just now, DZ-LCFC said:

WHY TF ARE WE PLAYING LIKE THAT 

Lucy's Fella insists on it

[Leicester_Loyal]

Ha ha, this is awful. Martin another failed experiment, as we all knew. 

[Sly]

Bristric can go in the bloody bin I think. 

[MC Prussian]

Looking forward to another 20+ shots on goal, and no goals.

[Gav_LCFC14]

This team is incapable of getting a shot on target

[HankMarvin]

Just now, Rubbersoul said:

Jake Evans scores again. 
 

Meanwhile Bob Reid…

Apparently didn’t fancy him as striker, but did Bobby shitbag.

 

Then people will give him a pass and say we are creating loads it’s not the managers fault.

That we are on course for 2 goals scored in 3.5 games in league one 

 

[foxile5]

Just now, DZ-LCFC said:

WHY TF ARE WE PLAYING LIKE THAT 

It's the philosophy, you philistine. 

[EnderbyFox]

Please can our forward players have an ounce of composure. Poor fans in row z are getting absolutely peppered here 

[kingfox]

Hope we ditch BC Game for Pampers, because we all need nappies watching this suicidal football.

[foxfanazer]

1 minute ago, DZ-LCFC said:

WHY TF ARE WE PLAYING LIKE THAT 

Because we're Top and Martin's vanity project 

[BigGibbo]

If the quality of the league wasn't so heinous we'd have been rightfully hit for 3 or 4 by now.

 

I'm starting to think we will get away with it so bad are most of the opposition, but we're doing our best to still fall short.

[sphericalfox]

1 minute ago, Taz_The_Fox said:

Bristric needs to work on his hold up play. Proven he can link the play. Just needs to be stronger. 

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