Trav Le Bleu Posted 17 March 2008 Share Posted 17 March 2008 9) pubs and clubs with music so loud you cant talk to each other let alone think! whats the point. Clubs I understand loud music... but bars and pubs, no. Effectively it's being played as background music (no one is listening or dancing), yet it's right in your face and as you say, can't have a decent conversation and lets face it, you're there for the socialisation. People who believe that normal rules of traffic (one-way systems, give way signs, etc) don't apply in supermarket car parks. People who drive in the outside lane of roads with part-time bus-lanes during hours when the bus-lane is usable. Middle lane cruisers on the motorway! (Notice a lot of these are driving related) Houses that have names instead of numbers (that's just a postie thing) People who regularly have large amounts of mail, have the tiniest letterbox imaginable and are never in (again, a postie thing) People in Indian call centres who ring up and say "Hello, my name is Roderick" NO IT'S NOT!! It's Samir, or Kuldeep, or Sanjay or suchlike! (My principle being, why trust someone who will lie to you about their name.) People who say Pro-ject instead of Proj-ect (I think they're called Americans) Americans (Not all obviously, but it's not a good starting point) Hollywood films in which English people have really posh accents. Dick Van Dyke's "cockney" accent in Mary Poppins (or as most people would call it, Australian) Dick Van Dyke Jo Whiley (Don't get me started!!!) Commercial radio Commercial TV The cinema anti-piracy ad that says if you watch a pirated copy of the film it will be spoilt by people getting up and going to the toilets - yes, just like WATCHING IT IN THE CINEMA!!! I could go on but my therapist wouldn't approve!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox You Forest Posted 17 March 2008 Share Posted 17 March 2008 Train PricesParking Prices People who are indecisive when you need to be somewhere or do something quickly. Pensioners. Chavs. Chavettes. Me too but ill take that one step further and say Chavs who havnt hit there teens yet.!. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted 17 March 2008 Share Posted 17 March 2008 People who walk round with music playing on their phones. People in town that just stop and them doing that makes everyone else stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lavrentis Posted 17 March 2008 Share Posted 17 March 2008 The idiots who beep at you in their car whilst I am biking a long way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryn Posted 17 March 2008 Share Posted 17 March 2008 People who believe that normal rules of traffic (one-way systems, give way signs, etc) don't apply in supermarket car parks.People who drive in the outside lane of roads with part-time bus-lanes during hours when the bus-lane is usable. Middle lane cruisers on the motorway! To be fair, you don't really have an option other than to do that these days because EVERYONE else is doing it. The amount of times I've tried to go down the bus lane then for whatever reason needed to get back over and not been able to for ages due to heavy traffic in the right hand lane and dicks not letting me back in is unreal. There's always vans or lorries or something parked in the bus lanes round here and plus most of them are really short and merge back into a single lane anyway. Certainly won't argue with the other two points though, particularly middle lane hoggers. It's like, how fooking hard is it go to go slightly to the left to get in the correct lane really?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daggers Posted 17 March 2008 Share Posted 17 March 2008 Shannon Matthews' face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raj Posted 17 March 2008 Share Posted 17 March 2008 NIGHTSHIFT! and itchy private parts are most annoying! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nationwider Posted 17 March 2008 Share Posted 17 March 2008 Songs that insist that I want to be a big rockstar. I don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommeh Posted 17 March 2008 Share Posted 17 March 2008 People in clubs who buy pints then wonder why it gets spilt on the dancefloor, tossers. Women drivers. sorry. People who look at you all dodgey when you go into tesco after a footie sesh, in footie gear. "yes I have just been football and I want a fcking lucozade, you got a frigging problem with that??!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Albert Posted 18 March 2008 Share Posted 18 March 2008 People in clubs who buy pints then wonder why it gets spilt on the dancefloor, tossers.Women drivers. sorry. People who look at you all dodgey when you go into tesco after a footie sesh, in footie gear. "yes I have just been football and I want a fcking lucozade, you got a frigging problem with that??!!!" You are quite an angry person arent you Tommeh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StroudFox Posted 18 March 2008 Share Posted 18 March 2008 People in clubs who buy pints then wonder why it gets spilt on the dancefloor, tossers.Women drivers. sorry. People who look at you all dodgey when you go into tesco after a footie sesh, in footie gear. "yes I have just been football and I want a fcking lucozade, you got a frigging problem with that??!!!" Men who say they hate women drivers! Having to get up so early to go to bloody work People that don't organise things properly and give you duff information/lack of communication children that can't behave parents who think it is a school's job to teach said children how to behave Children who expect that they can get everything they want Why am I teacher???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 18 March 2008 Share Posted 18 March 2008 Men who say they hate women drivers! Having to get up so early to go to bloody work People that don't organise things properly and give you duff information/lack of communication children that can't behave parents who think it is a school's job to teach said children how to behave Children who expect that they can get everything they want Why am I teacher???? Are you AOWW in disguise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daggers Posted 18 March 2008 Share Posted 18 March 2008 Heather Mills' whiny voice. I just wish AOWW would drive his truck over her one-legged torso. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Hero Posted 18 March 2008 Share Posted 18 March 2008 Sorry, but I will have to NOT join in, as I am likely to take up the WHOLE thread.If you ever saw Grumpy Old Men...the series, thats me that is... no! I mean it... I hate everything and everybody... I haven't got a nice word for anything and I have an opinion ON everything!! Cheers and Grr! Sodya all! Janx had the right idea. I'm adopting this approach now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyT Posted 18 March 2008 Share Posted 18 March 2008 When I used to work with "General Public" it used to be them by a mile anyone who has to work with "General Public" gets my deepest sympathy!!!!"General Public" can be so frustrating which is why I always try to be as polite as possible to those working with them Yep id agree with that. I used to work in one of the two big music shops in the Leicester city centre and every fooking day there would be some annoying,rude and irritating bugger come in and just take all their shit out on you for no reason! Oh and i also hate the gits that dont use their indicators when driving!! Piss me right off!!! Oh one more...for now. Also people who become famous for no reason at all other than they appeared on BB or some pile of crap reality show!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyT Posted 18 March 2008 Share Posted 18 March 2008 Clubs I understand loud music... but bars and pubs, no. Effectively it's being played as background music (no one is listening or dancing), yet it's right in your face and as you say, can't have a decent conversation and lets face it, you're there for the socialisation.People who believe that normal rules of traffic (one-way systems, give way signs, etc) don't apply in supermarket car parks. People who drive in the outside lane of roads with part-time bus-lanes during hours when the bus-lane is usable. Middle lane cruisers on the motorway! (Notice a lot of these are driving related) Houses that have names instead of numbers (that's just a postie thing) People who regularly have large amounts of mail, have the tiniest letterbox imaginable and are never in (again, a postie thing) People in Indian call centres who ring up and say "Hello, my name is Roderick" NO IT'S NOT!! It's Samir, or Kuldeep, or Sanjay or suchlike! (My principle being, why trust someone who will lie to you about their name.) People who say Pro-ject instead of Proj-ect (I think they're called Americans) Americans (Not all obviously, but it's not a good starting point) Hollywood films in which English people have really posh accents. Dick Van Dyke's "cockney" accent in Mary Poppins (or as most people would call it, Australian) Dick Van Dyke Jo Whiley (Don't get me started!!!) Commercial radio Commercial TV The cinema anti-piracy ad that says if you watch a pirated copy of the film it will be spoilt by people getting up and going to the toilets - yes, just like WATCHING IT IN THE CINEMA!!! I could go on but my therapist wouldn't approve!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Fox Posted 18 March 2008 Share Posted 18 March 2008 99.8% of everything is rubbish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purpleronnie Posted 18 March 2008 Share Posted 18 March 2008 Tell me about it, cant stand them But that singer fergie is hot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purpleronnie Posted 18 March 2008 Share Posted 18 March 2008 1.People who win the lottery and go back to work. Usually as cleaners or check out girls, if its not going to change your life give the money to charity or even better me! 2.Adverts on TV 3.Edith bowman (dont even get me started) 4.People who like crap music. Cant think of anymore its 4.46am over here and I cant sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durnerz Posted 18 March 2008 Share Posted 18 March 2008 People who go into retail outlets at the height of the rush just for the most pointless complaints, these sad bastards have nothing else in their lives and choose to hold us all up as a result. Chav parents - 'OI CHELSEH EMMANUEL GERRIRE NAAAAH'!!!' then i'm forced to listen to in-depth previews of how this moron is going to perform a smack bottom on this seemingly unsuspecting infant, if you could control your kid then you wouldn't need to. Train prices Kerry Katona - Crazy in love? Hopefully Crazy in the dole queue soon, hate this whining northern biatch. The Halifax Advert - Previously praised it, now it grates on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Hero Posted 18 March 2008 Share Posted 18 March 2008 The cinema anti-piracy ad that says if you watch a pirated copy of the film it will be spoilt by people getting up and going to the toilets - yes, just like WATCHING IT IN THE CINEMA!!! I've always thought that. We could become best of buddies (if you give up your job as a postman). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabou Posted 18 March 2008 Share Posted 18 March 2008 oooh a fun thread 1) People who say "Immigrants take all the jobs. No, they dont. There's loads of jobs out there. You aren't going to be a rocket scientist, or a model, so just take the job at Walkers crisps, and stop being a drain on our society. 2) Immigrants who send their money home. Put it back into OUR economy. I have no problem whatsoever with you having social housing, placing your kids in our schools or using our National Health system. But paying income tax isn't enough. Put your money back into our economy. 3) Homophobes. Were not all the same, so don't tar us with the same brush. 4) Camp homosexuals. Giving the rest of us a bad name. It isn't neccessary. 5) Gay Pride Marches. You dont have "Straight Pride". Our aim is to be accepted by society as normal people, and live normal lives. Walking down the highstreet with a pink feather hat isnt going to help us achieve that. 6) Loss of the traditional country pubs. They are all "Foody" pubs now. We want drinking pubs. To drink in on a Sunday Afternoon 7) People who smell. It's obvious to me, and I'm 10 foot away. Sort it out. 8) Conveyancers. Your not REAL solicitors. 9) Old people with no war stories to tell. What's the point? 10) People who make noise whilst their eating. I swear I will kill whoever does that next. And I do mean KILL. Phweeeww! I feel a bit happier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danny. Posted 18 March 2008 Share Posted 18 March 2008 gay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sdb Posted 18 March 2008 Share Posted 18 March 2008 nationwider and scarby are speaking my mind! they're miserable sods like me!! people who pull out in front of you from a junction nearly killing you, before driving really slowly!! argh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trav Le Bleu Posted 18 March 2008 Share Posted 18 March 2008 oooh a fun thread 4) Camp homosexuals. Giving the rest of us a bad name. It isn't neccessary. Yep - it's the equivilant of me as a hetrosexual strutting around with my chest out, swinging my arms and speaking in a gruff deep voice. 99% of hetrosexual men don't do this, so why should gay men feel the need to emphasise their sexuality in public? edit: obviously not all - but a considerable larger percentage than straight men who act macho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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