stez Posted 6 September 2007 Posted 6 September 2007 reading this thread or listening to cityradio not inclusive,
Bluefoxtim Posted 6 September 2007 Posted 6 September 2007 vandalising a children's campsite building and writing my name on the wall...oh the shame, the shame of it all.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 6 September 2007 Posted 6 September 2007 Tried to overtake a lorry on a bend yesterday. Nearly killed myself and my best mate (and two occupants of a car travelling in the other direction). Oops.
MPH Posted 6 September 2007 Posted 6 September 2007 breaking up with my ex ( big mistake) who was so distraught she now wants nothing more to do with me....
Hullfox Posted 6 September 2007 Posted 6 September 2007 reading this thread or listening to cityradio not inclusive, Everything else pales into insignificance though Stez.
hebangsthedrums Posted 6 September 2007 Posted 6 September 2007 Making tea I poured the water from the kettle into the jar that holds teabags and not the pot. Worryingly its happened before.
Nick Posted 6 September 2007 Posted 6 September 2007 Admitting to my work colleagues that I dreamt I was the bastard love-child of Neil Warnock and Iain Dowie.
Lineker's Left Foot Posted 6 September 2007 Posted 6 September 2007 Singing "I've got a brand new combine harvester" by The Wurzels at work and then on various work nights outs, they expect me to always sing on Karaoke - dirty deed initially done about 2 months ago
Lineker's Left Foot Posted 6 September 2007 Posted 6 September 2007 sh*t no it wasn't, it was downloading "Happy Talk" by Captain Sensible and listening to it now on my Ipod
Fez of Mahrez Posted 6 September 2007 Posted 6 September 2007 Singing "I've got a brand new combine harvester" by The Wurzels at work and then on various work nights outs, they expect me to always sing on Karaoke - dirty deed initially done about 2 months ago sh*t no it wasn't, it was downloading "Happy Talk" by Captain Sensible and listening to it now on my Ipod Are you mental?
Head Honcho Posted 6 September 2007 Posted 6 September 2007 Failing to do the Placepot when templegate went through the card-I do his picks every saturday but had one too many the night before and only managed to do a yankee.
Rincewind Posted 7 September 2007 Posted 7 September 2007 Broke into a nuclear missile station, overpowered the guards and set the countdown to 24 hours. That was about 23 hours 59 minu
James. Posted 7 September 2007 Posted 7 September 2007 What a well timed thread. I got rather drunk last night and somehow managed to lose my wallet between paying the taxi driver (right outside my f**king house) and getting into bed. Woke up this morning and it's nowhere to be seen. Driving licence, debit card, credit card, young persons rail card, 2 Oyster cards, my boat tickets, 6 stamps, company pass, gym card and any other shit I can't remember. All gone.
Dr The Singh Posted 7 September 2007 Posted 7 September 2007 Admitting to my work colleagues that I dreamt I was the bastard love-child of Neil Warnock and Iain Dowie. That was no dream!!!!
hairy Posted 7 September 2007 Posted 7 September 2007 vandalising a children's campsite building and writing my name on the wall...oh the shame, the shame of it all.
Kent Fox Posted 7 September 2007 Posted 7 September 2007 Left my mobile phone on top of a car park pay station at a hospital in Devon, where my daughter was having an anaesthetic to have her dislocated elbow fixed. I blame her entirely and have cut her pocket money off for 7 years.
James. Posted 7 September 2007 Posted 7 September 2007 What a well timed thread.I got rather drunk last night and somehow managed to lose my wallet between paying the taxi driver (right outside my f**king house) and getting into bed. Woke up this morning and it's nowhere to be seen. Driving licence, debit card, credit card, young persons rail card, 2 Oyster cards, my boat tickets, 6 stamps, company pass, gym card and any other shit I can't remember. All gone. TOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Lost. And found! The taxi driver found it in his car, looked inside, realised his sister-in-law worked for the same company as me and is duly going to return it to me via her on Monday. Lady luck, shine on down.
Monk Posted 7 September 2007 Posted 7 September 2007 I spilt an entire full cup of coffee on my desk at work today.Ruined all my notes and made my mouse sticky. Arrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Geo V Posted 7 September 2007 Posted 7 September 2007 Too many. In the last few days... Splitting up with an on/off relationship a day before a wedding we were due to go to. So far I have had absusive texts demanding the £300 it has cost her on the new dress and her contribution to the wedding gift. At this stage, I have refused to respond Telling my son that he cant come to the wedding now as the plan was I wasn't going to drink much as I wanted to look after him with the assistance of the ex as she doesn't drink much. Now I am alone and a bit down the plan is to get wasted and try my best at pulling one of the lovelies who will be looking good due to the beer goggles and the beautiful Windsor environment and setting of the wedding. I am now officially a bad father. Saying yes to loan my brother some money to buy a house in Hull. I agreed to help with his deposit after he showed me the pics on the net of this 3 storie house for just £175k. Ive subsequently found out that he has has never even seen the property or done his own survey as yet and is entrusting a mate of his who bought one in the same area. The good news is is wasn't built on a water plane. Agreeing to go out tonight when a busy weekend lies ahead. All equally as stupid as each other.
Guest Posted 7 September 2007 Posted 7 September 2007 I've done so many stupid things, they all blend into one glorious whole.
Nationwider Posted 7 September 2007 Posted 7 September 2007 At about 12.30pm today, I told a huge whopping lie. I then spent the next 5 hours trying to extricate myself from the mess..... Don't lie, everyone. And don't make **** ups that lead to lies.
Daggers Posted 7 September 2007 Posted 7 September 2007 I bought a shirt. This shirt: If you don't rank this as stupid can you please send letters of testimony addressed to Mrs. Daggers as I have a sneaky feeling she is going to go ballistic tomorrow when she finds out. She cancelled a hair appointment this week because she said "we" couldn't afford it. Bloody good shirt though.
AoWW Posted 8 September 2007 Posted 8 September 2007 I bought a shirt.This shirt: If you don't rank this as stupid can you please send letters of testimony addressed to Mrs. Daggers as I have a sneaky feeling she is going to go ballistic tomorrow when she finds out. She cancelled a hair appointment this week because she said "we" couldn't afford it. Bloody good shirt though. Yep, you're gonna die!
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