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Daggers

What grinds my gears...

By Daggers, in General Chat

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surrifox

surrifox

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Ed Milliband being all over the TV.  Really - who cares what he has to say?  Never seen such a numpty as a leader of a major party.  It is embarrassing.  Can you imgaine Ed representing us on the world stage? Jesus.

its the muppet show season isn't it- I assume the Lib dems must have already  held theirs in a village hall somewhere - they are usually first  to go - I must have missed that

cambridgefox

cambridgefox

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Not to mention those crop top thingies.

What on earth makes them think everyone wants to see their flabby guts?

That reminds me years ago I went in a local shop and there was this girl in one if those crop top thingies and she really shouldn't have been wearing it,met up with a whole load of the lads and went into great over the top detail about Jabba the hut,looked like a hernia,put me off my food,do they know what they Look like etc when one of my mates piped up and said" that's my little sister" probably little wasn't the right word.Absolutely p!ssing ourselves.oh magoo Youve done it again.
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Alf Bentley

Alf Bentley

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lol

 

its about time he learned to speak properly too.  WTF it's  BIZ-NESS  Ed  not BUS-NUSS

 

 

Maybe he's a secret Kiwi? In my experience, New Zealanders like to "have six" with their partners at least "sex times a week" and enjoy eating "fush and chups"....

Strokes

Strokes

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People who don't indicate - I mean why it's not hard is it?

Men who drive BMW 1 Series or Audi TT's.

I don't indicate because it makes it easier to change my mind at the last minute. I also like the sound of horns.
Unabomber

Unabomber

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I don't indicate because it makes it easier to change my mind at the last minute. I also like the sound of horns.

You won't like the sound of metal on metal when it happens one day pal. Cos it will.

 

 

also yesterday someone on pointless was wearing a vest the paedophile

Was it like a tropical special filmed in the Maldives or some shit?

Miquel The Work Geordie

Miquel The Work Geordie

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Those ****ing Oak Furniture Land adverts......" I gotta knock, on wood".

 

I'll knock you out with some wood you repetitive shitcvnt!

 

God dammit, now it's stuck in my head. My day is ruined.

 

hahaha yesyesyes

 

and that guy dancing like a clown in his ill fitting shirt

 

I GOTTA KNOCK BANG BANG ON WOOOOOD

cambridgefox

cambridgefox

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Eating out and then being rewarded with a family of three sat next to you, all soaked in a heavy cloud of perfume.

next time this happens lean over and say " I've got a top tip,when you get perfume in a bottle,you don't have to put it all on at once"
Buce

Buce

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The only person I'm less likely to follow on Twitter than a footballer is probably Louise Mensch

You would, though, wouldn't you..?

Haydos

Haydos

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Only followed Wes Morgan for about 5 minutes before I had to unfollow. What a horrific tweeter he is.

 

I thought you were talking real life for about 80% of that sentence, thought it was a very weird thing to say lol

sphericalfox

sphericalfox

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Eating out and then being rewarded with a family of three sat next to you, all soaked in a heavy cloud of perfume.

 

Am I the only one who smutted that post right up? Was tempted to make an unphunny joke about fellatio, and being put off your meal etc but decided to save it for the tinder thread instead

FoxesAreBlue

FoxesAreBlue

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People on quiz shows who decide to explain the thought process to get to their answer as they've clearly been told to do this by producers to pad out the show.

This isn't a school exam and you don't get fcking points for showing your workings out, answer the question and STFU

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Unabomber

Unabomber

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People on quiz shows that say "bit before my time, this."

You get well mad at quiz shows, you been on one and ****ing fell off or something?

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