What grinds my gears...

[cambridgefox]

It's cos I didn't have a skill for the bit to impress the girls

Should have used me Una,I was a World Champion in my youth( honest) your face and charm,my skill.We would be tag teaming round Fernandos,but not too much my ticker couldn't handle it.

[Mike Oxlong]

If I was on Take Me Out I'd do a fanny impression with me belly button.

Edited 21 February 2015 by Mike Oxlong

[cambridgefox]

If I was on Take Me Out I'd do a fanny impression with me belly button.

i would prefer some of them doing belly button impressions with their fanny!

[Mike Oxlong]

i would prefer some of them doing belly button impressions with their fanny!

But you've not seen my belly button. It looks the real.

Edited 22 February 2015 by Mike Oxlong

[Stadt]

i agree.

i bet one of us has been on it and has kept it secret for now.

my money is on MTWG

I reckon you've done the holy trinity, countdown, take me out and homes under the hammer

[AyewJoking]

Most of the waiters and waitresses in England don't deserve a tip.

Always tip when I'm abroad though. When I went Vegas with my friends one of them from our group didn't tip the barman. Big mistake as it took him forever to be served whilst the rest of us got served straight the way after tipping him nearly the equivalent of a weeks wages.

 

Why didnt one of the guys that tipped just get a round of drinks?

[Danno]

why on earth do i stay up late every night for absolutely no reason doing nothing of any significance

[cambridgefox]

why on earth do i stay up late every night for absolutely no reason doing nothing of any significance

Watching crap TV,recording the ending and the next day wondering why you recorded that shite.Delete.

[bovril]

why on earth do i stay up late every night for absolutely no reason doing nothing of any significance

 

Story of my life.

[leicsmac]

So instead of showing the Prem match live as they are oft to do, my local broadcaster instead sees fit to show the Ki-Seung Yung Show for the 100th time.

 

Sometimes I get sick of this fvcking country.

 

Trying desperately to avoid having to follow the manic depressive circle jerk on the match thread in order to get reasonably timely updates.

[MooseBreath]

Why not watch the game online?

[leicsmac]

Why not watch the game online?

 

I absolutely do not support illegal streams! 

 

 

(My connection is shit so it's pretty stop-start, which is why I was hoping it would be on the box.)

[Webbo]

I thought S Korea had the fastest broadband in the world?

[Guest Kopfkino]

People saying/writing 'should of' instead of 'should have'

[Fox92]

why on earth do i stay up late every night for absolutely no reason doing nothing of any significance

 

Sometimes I do that and think to myself I could have just done this tomorrow.

[Danno]

Sometimes I do that and think to myself I could have just done this tomorrow.

i was up til 3 am last night reading pointless threads on here. just why.

[Rincewind]

I stay up till 3am making pointless replies to pointless threads

[JonnyBoy]

Waiters do see tips from card machines because they are each assigned an ID and the tips are collated and put through with hours. They're taxed though, obviously.

 

Don't know how that's awkward, really.

Ok was wrong about that bit then, but it can be awkward when they see you don't tip, especially if you have built up good rapport. If they are very good then I will happily give them a fiver myself. Very rare though these days as 9/10 waiters/waitresses can't do there job properly.

[Kinowe Soorie]

People on Foxestalk who have posted about 10 times in 5 years and just moan. Moan over!

[Rincewind]

see you again in 6 months

[leicsmac]

I thought S Korea had the fastest broadband in the world?

On average it does, for instance my workplace is nuts. However they sometimes like to throttle bandwidth for accessing any site that isn't Korean. It's not noticeable when you're just browsing the BBC website for instance but try to stream and it does get choppy.

Still better than trying to stream from most connections in the UK though.

[kingcarr21]

Toasters. Why on earth would a company make a toaster where half the bread is hanging out the top so you have to turn it around to toast the other half.

[Stadt]

Toasters. Why on earth would a company make a toaster where half the bread is hanging out the top so you have to turn it around to toast the other half.

so you end up burning the middle section

[kingcarr21]

so you end up burning the middle section

Yes so i have to toast it just a little so the middle is nicely toasted and the ends are slightly brown. The toaster was a house moving gift but we already had one. It broke last week so got the new one out. Luckily i rarely have toast but used it this morning and it just pissed me off

[lavrentis]

having a large mouthful of tea with gone off milk