What grinds my gears...

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

its one of the hottest chilli's in the world. 

 

[Finnegan]

In... the woorrrrld*

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

Forgot to mention that I must have rubbed my eyes in my sleep as I woke up about 3am with burning eyes, took me an hour to get to sleep. Pickled jalapeños and extra hot chilli powder next time.

[bovril]

I had an incident with a chilli and a contact lens before. Sweet baby Jesus.

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

I had an incident with a chilli and a contact lens before. Sweet baby Jesus.

 

Got it lodged in your willy hole?

[bovril]

Got it lodged in your willy hole?

 

No that was another time when I decided to knock one off while making an arrabiata.

[Sir Fynwy]

Stop moaning and enjoy it, I've always wanted to go to Moscow and never had the chance.

It's not difficult to get here if you really want to, I could have said trade shows to be honest, they're all shit wherever they are.

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

No that was another time when I decided to knock one off while making an arrabiata.

 

Sounds less arrabiata more ayabastard

[purpleronnie]

Got it lodged in your willy hole?

Why did I laugh out loud when I read willy hole?

[Webbo]

I actually went for a piss once whilst using paint stripper. A similar sensation I should think.

[Ollie93]

When people don't say thank you after holding a door open for them!!!!!

[Wymsey]

When people don't say thank you after holding a door open for them!!!!!

Or those who know you're behind them, but don't hold the door open.

[act smiley]

I dropped a £20 note in the shop earlier, didn't realise until I went to pay. Nowhere to be found, some ****er must have found it and pocketed it

[Strokes]

Or those who know you're behind them, but don't hold the door open.

You just look like the type of bloke who wouldn't say thanks.

[Wymsey]

Thanks.

[Stadt]

Found s £20 note earlier

[sphericalfox]

Found s £20 note earlier

I hate when that happens too!

[bovril]

You just look like the type of bloke who wouldn't say thanks.

 

He needs to wind his neck in.

[Stadt]

I hate when that happens too!

 

 

I dropped a £20 note in the shop earlier, didn't realise until I went to pay. Nowhere to be found, some ****er must have found it and pocketed it

yeah me too

[Mike Oxlong]

Or those who know you're behind them, but don't hold the door open.

I always hold the door open for people behind me. The further behind the better as they always feel that they have to then run to get the door.

[Soar Fox]

That cvnt Anjem Choudary.

Hope he dies a slow and painful death.

[Strokes]

That cvnt Anjem Choudary.

Hope he dies a slow and painful death.

The u18s player?

[Soar Fox]

The u18s player?

He looks a cvnt aswell with that ridiculous hair.

[RonnieTodger]

Massive vans parked on street corners. Even Mesut Ozil would have no chance of seeing what's coming.

That cvnt Anjem Choudary.

Hope he dies a slow and painful death.

 

He's an absolute joke, but what's worse is the defence he gets.

Edited 18 June 2015 by RonnieTodger

[bovril]

What's he done now then?