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What grinds my gears...

By Daggers, in General Chat

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Izzy

Izzy

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GET IN THE HOLE, shouted by arseholes at golf tournaments. Often after a tee shot on a par 5.

It was always mildly annoying.

It's now really grinding my gears.

Unoriginal. Attention seeking. Asinine.

I wouldn't have any objection if the organisers of golf tournaments employed spotters and CCTV and tazered the offending oxygen thieves before carting them to the exit and throwing them bodily off the grounds.

Surely a notice on the back of the ticket would make it legal...

 

"Bababooeee!" Fvck off you cvnts.

"Mashed potatoes!" Bellends

city187

city187

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Confused 18 year olds thinking that if no one has had a girlfriend before 30, life is a failure.

Probably not a failure but surely lonely and abit odd. Habitual masterbator to id imagine.

Carl the Llama

Carl the Llama

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Probably not a failure but surely lonely and abit odd. Habitual masterbator to id imagine.

Why are you talking about me?  I'm not 30 yet I can still turn this around.

leicsmac

leicsmac

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Hay fever - I'm trying to sleep you absolute ****.

 

This. Fvck the treehuggers - this is a vaild reason alone to turn the entire grass-covered portion of the planet into Coruscant.

Vicki Vixen

Vicki Vixen

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Hay fever - I'm trying to sleep you absolute ****.

 

Yep, it's enough to ruin early summer every year. 

I've switched from Loratadine (Clarityn) to Cetirizine recently and it seems to be helping.  

On the plus side, Boots now sell the Galpharm medication cheaper than their own Boots brand of hayfever tablets.

 

 
StanSP

StanSP

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My knees. Absolutely ****ed. I'm worried I'm turning in to an old person. Recovery times after football getting longer and longer!

Likewise but instead of knees it's the back and/or groins. Not cool :(
AyewJoking

AyewJoking

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so we have the two wheelie bins, one for recycling, one for household, problem is where i live i cant leave the bins out front as they block the front door so i keep them in the back garden but have to lift them over the front garden plus the neighbours bins when i take them out.

 

Luckily Im strong so it hasnt killed me (yet) but what if I were a feeble old man or a gaylord, theres no way I could do it.

 

I wont call the council because I havent paid my council tax for about 3 years :ph34r:

Rincewind

Rincewind

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You dont  have to be a feeble old man to struggle. It would be difficult if you were in a wheelchair or 4.2.

I struggle myself sometimes. We are not allowed to put them out until the night before or on the day. I am not always around to do it.

Xen

Xen

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Luckily Im strong so it hasnt killed me (yet) but what if I were a feeble old man or a gaylord, theres no way I could do it.

What grinds my gears is that these kinds of bigoted, short-sighted attitudes still exist.

Totally incorrect, totally irrelevant and totally unnecessary.

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bovril

bovril

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What grinds my gears is that these kinds of bigoted, short-sighted attitudes still exist.

Totally incorrect, totally irrelevant and totally unnecessary.

 

 

You're right. Gaylords can be as strong as normal people.

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Xen

Xen

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You're right. Gaylords can be as strong as normal people.

Of course they can, because gay people* ARE normal people.

* 'Gaylord' - really? What are you, 10?

bovril

bovril

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Of course they can, because gay people* ARE normal people.

* 'Gaylord' - really? What are you, 10?

 

I was trying to be satirical. Bad joke. Whatever.

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