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The Hadron Collider

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Trav Le Bleu

Trav Le Bleu

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It's only been turned on hasn't it?

Isn't the possibility of world destruction from the actual collision of the particles? I thought so far all they've done is spun them round

Yeah. The collisions are happening in a month or so.

Apparently the start up went so well this morning, that, and I quote Brian Cox (CERN physicist) on Radio 5 this afternoon, "we may try colliding particles later tonight." :whistle:

Floating Fox

Floating Fox

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Even if that is the case, which I have no idea about, I'm not sure that discussing this on a public forum would help anybody's issues with confidence or anxiety.

All the more reason to take the piss then surely? :whistle:

Guest

Guest

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I just wish they'd hurry up and get it over and done with.

MC Prussian

MC Prussian

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I just wish they'd hurry up and get it over and done with.

They. Are. Currently. Working. On. It. Alex. Still. Alive. No. Immediate. Effects. On. Me. So. Far.

Not. As. Far. As. I. Can. T

l444ry

l444ry

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Large Hardon Collider Ready to Test Theories of Condom Mechanics.

Hardon Collider Scientists are near to beginning tests with the Large Hardon Collider, located on the Swiss-French border. The collider, which will feature male porn stars from around the world, will be used to test the strength and properties of new condom materials.

The porn stars, after being properly prepared by their female (or male) "fluffers" and draped with the test materials, will begin running toward each other from opposite sides of a track spanning the border. At the moment of impact, a detector array consisting of several thousand webcams will capture the collision from multiple angles as the condoms shatter and millions of small particles of "quantum foam" are sprayed into the device.

By piecing together these collisions, the scientists hope to discover entirely new information about the nature of condom rupture and condom mechanics.

Several porn stars from Latino, South Asian and African countries are also expected to be brought in for special tests of the additional effects of "dark energy" on condom mechanics.

According to Asian porn star Higgs "Bone" San, "The start of the collider will be a massive advance for the international scientific community".

At the end of each day's testing, the subjects and their partners will all get together for a "Big Bang", which will of course be filmed to generate funding for future experiments.

On a more downbeat note, a group in Hawaii has filed a lawsuit to stop the experiments out of fears that a last minute reversal on the track by one of the gay African porn stars could lead to the sudden compression of a "black hole", resulting in unpredictable but clearly disastrous consequences.

Guest

Guest

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My stream to the england game has gone.... it's finally happening!!!!

Probably for the best.....

Corky

Corky

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Dead yet ? :yawn:

Another situation which got taken out of context.

Yes, I went at 11am (I wish I had after the annoying tutor I suffered with <_< )

ozleicester

ozleicester

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Large Hardon Collider Ready to Test Theories of Condom Mechanics.

Hardon Collider Scientists are near to beginning tests with the Large Hardon Collider, located on the Swiss-French border. The collider, which will feature male porn stars from around the world, will be used to test the strength and properties of new condom materials.

The porn stars, after being properly prepared by their female (or male) "fluffers" and draped with the test materials, will begin running toward each other from opposite sides of a track spanning the border. At the moment of impact, a detector array consisting of several thousand webcams will capture the collision from multiple angles as the condoms shatter and millions of small particles of "quantum foam" are sprayed into the device.

By piecing together these collisions, the scientists hope to discover entirely new information about the nature of condom rupture and condom mechanics.

Several porn stars from Latino, South Asian and African countries are also expected to be brought in for special tests of the additional effects of "dark energy" on condom mechanics.

According to Asian porn star Higgs "Bone" San, "The start of the collider will be a massive advance for the international scientific community".

At the end of each day's testing, the subjects and their partners will all get together for a "Big Bang", which will of course be filmed to generate funding for future experiments.

On a more downbeat note, a group in Hawaii has filed a lawsuit to stop the experiments out of fears that a last minute reversal on the track by one of the gay African porn stars could lead to the sudden compression of a "black hole", resulting in unpredictable but clearly disastrous consequences.

Gold :crylaugh:

shen

shen

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Large Hardon Collider Ready to Test Theories of Condom Mechanics.

Hardon Collider Scientists are near to beginning tests with the Large Hardon Collider, located on the Swiss-French border. The collider, which will feature male porn stars from around the world, will be used to test the strength and properties of new condom materials.

The porn stars, after being properly prepared by their female (or male) "fluffers" and draped with the test materials, will begin running toward each other from opposite sides of a track spanning the border. At the moment of impact, a detector array consisting of several thousand webcams will capture the collision from multiple angles as the condoms shatter and millions of small particles of "quantum foam" are sprayed into the device.

By piecing together these collisions, the scientists hope to discover entirely new information about the nature of condom rupture and condom mechanics.

Several porn stars from Latino, South Asian and African countries are also expected to be brought in for special tests of the additional effects of "dark energy" on condom mechanics.

According to Asian porn star Higgs "Bone" San, "The start of the collider will be a massive advance for the international scientific community".

At the end of each day's testing, the subjects and their partners will all get together for a "Big Bang", which will of course be filmed to generate funding for future experiments.

On a more downbeat note, a group in Hawaii has filed a lawsuit to stop the experiments out of fears that a last minute reversal on the track by one of the gay African porn stars could lead to the sudden compression of a "black hole", resulting in unpredictable but clearly disastrous consequences.

:giggle::thumbup:

superb

Zingari

Zingari

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how the fook does a "magnet " fail ?

it's one of the simplest devices in the world to construct :dunno:

i'm losing confidence in these boffins

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