Bezzanator89 Posted 22 July 2011 Posted 22 July 2011 I've heard he moves in mysterious ways. Has a liking for fireworks and has a very long white beard...... Like Santa Claus but the pyromaniac version?
Simo86 Posted 22 July 2011 Posted 22 July 2011 I don't expect the earth, just for him to be able to trap the ball. Which he seemed to fail doing 95% of the time. Thats what happens when you try to control it with your shin
Woollett's Wellies Posted 22 July 2011 Posted 22 July 2011 Like Santa Claus but the pyromaniac version? Ummm. I'm not sure, but they do say he likes the smell of petrol....and Zip firelighters!
tylesta Posted 22 July 2011 Posted 22 July 2011 Who is Bert and how does he know everything please? Bert.....Is svens little boy. He get's information from sven for sexual favours.
Leicfox Posted 22 July 2011 Posted 22 July 2011 Who is Bert and how does he know everything please? Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the ground at night foraging for info... all we know is, he's called The Bert.
Woollett's Wellies Posted 22 July 2011 Posted 22 July 2011 Bert.....Is svens little boy. He get's information from sven for sexual favours. Such things should not be spoken!... Remember..."And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is BERT when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
Itsthejoeker Posted 22 July 2011 Posted 22 July 2011 I've heard he moves in mysterious ways. Has a liking for fireworks and has a very long white beard...... YOU! SHALL NOT! PASSSSSS!
ithuriel Posted 22 July 2011 Posted 22 July 2011 Many year's in the future, scientists and mathmaticians will analyse this thread looking for the answer to the ultimate question
Jimbo Posted 22 July 2011 Posted 22 July 2011 Many year's in the future, scientists and mathmaticians will analyse this thread looking for the answer to the ultimate question 42
Bellend Sebastian Posted 22 July 2011 Posted 22 July 2011 Many year's in the future, scientists and mathmaticians will analyse this thread looking for the answer to the ultimate question Kinky Boots
Houdini Logic Posted 22 July 2011 Posted 22 July 2011 Over on otib they're saying we're going to offer 5.5 million and Waghorn. Surely nonsense?
Woollett's Wellies Posted 22 July 2011 Posted 22 July 2011 Over on otib they're saying we're going to offer 5.5 million and Waghorn. Surely nonsense? I suspect it's just going around in circles. There are at least two BCFC fans monitoring this thread currently so it'll be going back and forth until there's some concrete information released. I'm watching for info on the BCFC squad for their friendly against Yeovil on Saturday for a possible clue as to wether a new offer has gone in and is being considered. They've already released comments on who's not available through injury and Maynard isn't one of them.
foxoffderby Posted 22 July 2011 Posted 22 July 2011 Who is Bert and how does he know everything please? He also goes by the name of Keyser Soze..... The greatest trick Bert ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist
Babylon Posted 22 July 2011 Posted 22 July 2011 Over on otib they're saying we're going to offer 5.5 million and Waghorn. Surely nonsense? Oh dear god, please, someone shoot me. This thread is like crack, bad for your health but very addictive.
bcfc1897 Posted 22 July 2011 Posted 22 July 2011 It'll all be agreed then he'll fail his medical Many a true word.... Over on otib they're saying we're going to offer 5.5 million and Waghorn. Surely nonsense? It's bulshit.
Woollett's Wellies Posted 22 July 2011 Posted 22 July 2011 Oh dear god, please, someone shoot me. This thread is like crack, bad for your health but very addictive. I just got a tenner out of my pocket and could have sworn it had a picture of Maynard on it!!! Nurse.....Nurse...The screens...The screens!
Houdini Logic Posted 22 July 2011 Posted 22 July 2011 Oh dear god, please, someone shoot me. This thread is like crack, bad for your health but very addictive. That helps I'll assume it's been mentioned before...
acooling08 Posted 22 July 2011 Posted 22 July 2011 Giving them £4million+ and Waggy is insanity. Maybe it's about time Sven gave up on Maynar, he's getting carried away now. It seems a bit like an auction to me, where something valued at about £100 has two people bidding on it until they start getting ridiculous. Sven: We want Maynard BC: No Sven: £2.5 Mill BC: No Sven: £3.5 Mill BC: No Sven: £5.5 Mill BC: No Sven: £6 Mill + Waghorn BC: No Sven: £10 Mill + Waghorn BC: No! Sven: £15 Mill + My house, my hair and my glasses + one of my ladyfriends!! BC: Deal Sven: Ohhhh shiiiit.
cc_star Posted 22 July 2011 Posted 22 July 2011 Been named in Bristol City starting line-up for their game against Yeovil tmrw City: James; Carey, Stewart, Nyatanga, McAllister; Campbell-Ryce, Skuse, Elliott, Adomah; Maynard, Stead. Subs: Carey (gk), Fontaine, Wilson, Woolford, Reid, Bolasie, Clarkson.
Babylon Posted 22 July 2011 Posted 22 July 2011 That helps I'll assume it's been mentioned before... Just once or twice (7 thousand times).
Tommy G Posted 22 July 2011 Posted 22 July 2011 There are some massive dickheads seeding all over this thread. Why can't people focus on the topic and not worry themselves who Bert is, its not ****ing heat magazine this is a fans forum. If bert wants to reveal himself then I'm sure he will. There used to be a poster on here called knowitall, I'm sure the oldies remember him, he was hounded off here by people because they begged him for info like it was a dying wish. Its a waste of peoples life reading this and hoping for more info but instead get 3 pages of utter guff from people who posess a lower IQ than matt piper. Jesus
Carlos9 Posted 22 July 2011 Posted 22 July 2011 http://aggbot.com/link.php?id=14330461&r=tw&c=165 Think that might be old, but just seen it on twitter.. @caarlosle4 follow me!
thybluefox Posted 22 July 2011 Posted 22 July 2011 Been named in Bristol City starting line-up for their game against Yeovil tmrw City: James; Carey, Stewart, Nyatanga, McAllister; Campbell-Ryce, Skuse, Elliott, Adomah; Maynard, Stead. Subs: Carey (gk), Fontaine, Wilson, Woolford, Reid, Bolasie, Clarkson. Well, no one ITK has said we've actually submitted a bid yet, so I doubt he'd be removed from the squad just in case one comes in.
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