The People's Hero Posted 13 September 2011 Posted 13 September 2011 And I'm taking it back. By force if necessary but preferably by weak jokes and pathetic half-attempts at humour. I just need to assemble my troops. Any have Knighton Matt's number? Or shall I just navigate to Holly's chebs and assume he'll be nearby?
skinnydipper Posted 13 September 2011 Posted 13 September 2011 No chance. You've gone soft in your old age. Don't think you've even had a ban since you've started posting again. I bet you keep to the speed limit and pay your taxes too
The People's Hero Posted 13 September 2011 Author Posted 13 September 2011 No chance. You've gone soft in your old age. Don't think you've even had a ban since you've started posting again. I bet you keep to the speed limit and pay your taxes too I've sold out, haven't I? I'd better get the Ramones records and and grow my hair. Or cut it all off. Shit. I'm so confused!
AoWW Posted 13 September 2011 Posted 13 September 2011 You need to start quoting more Hefner lyrics and sort your life out. And have you really started sticking to the speed limit? Booooo.
The People's Hero Posted 13 September 2011 Author Posted 13 September 2011 You need to start quoting more Hefner lyrics and sort your life out. And have you really started sticking to the speed limit? Booooo. The aperture was set all wrong, On the only photo I have , with your hair long. That's one of my favourite couplets. Don't know why. And no - but certainly more carefully!
AoWW Posted 13 September 2011 Posted 13 September 2011 The aperture was set all wrong, On the only photo I have , with your hair long. That's one of my favourite couplets. Don't know why. And no - but certainly more carefully! The photos I take are not the photos I like, they look dull, they look crap when placed next to real life. You'll be needing these...
The Doctor Posted 13 September 2011 Posted 13 September 2011 Nice pattern on the slippers - I need a flat cap of a similar pattern (Moving to Bradford this weekend and flat caps are compulsory in Yorkshire aren't they?)
AoWW Posted 13 September 2011 Posted 13 September 2011 Nice pattern on the slippers - I need a flat cap of a similar pattern (Moving to Bradford this weekend and flat caps are compulsory in Yorkshire aren't they?) I must be tired or senile - I read that (twice) as 'cat flap' and was trying to figure out why you'd need one in a patterned variant! I imagined it to be something like those hideous wheelie-bin 'disguises' that posh people have... but I was confused as you said Bradford! Now, if you'd said Harrogate..........!!
ozleicester Posted 13 September 2011 Posted 13 September 2011 Im still looking for this domain of which you speak... http//www.iusedtobeyoungandpopular.com ?
Alexikokopops Posted 14 September 2011 Posted 14 September 2011 The photos I take are not the photos I like, they look dull, they look crap when placed next to real life. I don't suppose you have a blue iris with a hint of burnt sienna do you?
Finnegan Posted 14 September 2011 Posted 14 September 2011 No, but she has inquisitive eyebrows that make me soft-centred and her lips make a purring sound.
General Smuts Posted 14 September 2011 Posted 14 September 2011 I'm gonna make myself go blind tonight (by wanking).
Guest Bilo Posted 14 September 2011 Posted 14 September 2011 I'm gonna make myself go blind tonight (by wanking). You need to get the balance right mate, I wank occasionally and so only need glasses. Smooth.
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 14 September 2011 Posted 14 September 2011 And I'm taking it back. By force if necessary but preferably by weak jokes and pathetic half-attempts at humour. I just need to assemble my troops. Any have Knighton Matt's number? Or shall I just navigate to Holly's chebs and assume he'll be nearby? cool it, relax. and play Dylan. Great. :thumbup:
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 1 October 2011 Posted 1 October 2011 Nice pattern on the slippers - I need a flat cap of a similar pattern (Moving to Bradford this weekend and flat caps are compulsory in Yorkshire aren't they?) You have the advantage of having a flat head head, so getting one to fit you will be no problem. :thumbup:
The Doctor Posted 1 October 2011 Posted 1 October 2011 Is it just me who hasn't got the foggiest what DT is talking about?
Asha Posted 1 October 2011 Posted 1 October 2011 Makes more sense than you trying to impress us all with your 'drunken antics' by mashing the keyboard a bit. Or should I say 'druijnken aneigecs'
Charl91 Posted 1 October 2011 Posted 1 October 2011 Makes more sense than you trying to impress us all with your 'drunken antics' by mashing the keyboard a bit. Or should I say 'druijnken aneigecs' bgboio 9ai asma drfuhnk!
Trav Le Bleu Posted 1 October 2011 Posted 1 October 2011 TPH is a real plastic FT poster. Given up already. What a lightweight!
Houdini Logic Posted 1 October 2011 Posted 1 October 2011 Is it just me who hasn't got the foggiest what DT is talking about? I don't get it - surely if you have a flat head it'd just flop down in the middle, I'm fairly sure they're made for people with round heads... Makes more sense than you trying to impress us all with your 'drunken antics' by mashing the keyboard a bit. Or should I say 'druijnken aneigecs'
James. Posted 1 October 2011 Posted 1 October 2011 As Dr Dre once said, Asha you more of a bitch than a bitch
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