What invention are you waiting for?

[Daggers]

The one I took a shine to this afternoon was 'The People Plough'.

Park up, pop it on and wander around town centres without any worry about slow moving people or those gits who just come to a halt in front of you.

[ScouseFox]

A silent fúcking hoover. Surely, one day, we can hoover in silence.

[21st Century Fox]

Dream recorders. Otherwise known as the death knell of internet porn.

[Trav Le Bleu]

I'm waiting for the Boulder In The Furrow (BITF). It will be a great invention, rather like a light weight, but extremely sturdy, overcoat made from titanium and will allow the wearer to walk however fast they wish, or stand idly gawping, without having to worry about folk on their People Plough.

[Webbo]

I'd like a clone of myself who can do the chores around the house, mow the lawn and listen to wife when she's talking about work. All the other marital duties I'll take care of myself.

[MikeyT]

[21st Century Fox]

Soon....

[Daggers]

I'd like a clone of myself who can do the chores around the house, mow the lawn and listen to wife when she's talking about work. All the other marital duties I'll take care of myself.

I'd rather have clones of my wife to do the chores - and all of a much firmer and lithe age.

[MikeyT]

I'd rather have clones of my wife to do the chores - and all of a much firmer and lithe age.

Ha

[acooling08]

It's about time somebody took on Homer's electrical hammer...

[I am Rod Hull]

I want a phone that dispenses an electrical shock after a 2 hour call to family and friends (take that Mrs BBQ)....

[Zingari]

Something that does everything beer does , but without the headaches and expanding waistline

It’s not too much to fookin ask is it ?

Come on scientists !!!

[21st Century Fox]

Something that does everything beer does , but without the headaches and expanding waistline

It’s not too much to fookin ask is it ?

Come on scientists !!!

Hangover free; check, waistline.... probably not.

http://articles.businessinsider.com/2011-09-12/europe/30155630_1_brandy-methyl-alcohol-milk-and-cheese

The beverage has been described as tasting "somewhere between normal brandy, milk and cheese," by local paper 24 Chassa.

[Zingari]

Hangover free; check, waistline.... probably not.

http://articles.busi...milk-and-cheese

The only Bulgarian drink i ever tried before was some sort of Plum brandy !

It was fookin awful !!

[ozleicester]

Where's me fvckin rocket pack?

[The People's Hero]

I've invented quite a few things recently, all of which centre around buying clothes for adults, all cues taken from buying baby's clothes.

Bam.

[Mack]

A virtual reality blow up doll that allows me to **** all my favourite ladies

[Rincewind]

Something to get me out of my chair and to the shops without walking and a machine that will instantly tidy up my room. Can't afford a wife.

[Fox92]

Time Machine!

[AdamN]

It's about time somebody took on Homer's electrical hammer...

[Saxondale]

A cheap, domesticated version of the Mealstream ovens they have in pub kitchens.

Ever wondered how they get a perfectly crisped pie to you in 10 minutes? Well now you know. It's half way between a real oven and a microwave.

[FoxyPV]

One of those time turner things from Harry Potter. I could do with an extra couple of hours a day.

[Ashley]

Silent Hoover.

[Daggers]

Some flatpack houses for the nearby site which has been going for two years.

[Captain...]

A silent fúcking hoover. Surely, one day, we can hoover in silence.

Silent Hoover.

Always had one of these, no electricity, no cords, no plug, no noise, no bag, not as powerful as your dyson, but a quick whizz over the whole flat takes about 3 minutes, a bit of extra exercise and 0 leccy cost, pretty effective over carpet and laminate flooring, mine has 2 brush settings one works better on laminate floor, the other is better on the carpet.

I love it, you can use it while watching the TV, or listening to music, it really makes cleaning much less of a headache, a lot fvcking cheaper than a dyson too. This model is £25 the one I got was £15