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Ross 'LCFC' Turner

Heros in Blue & White - Bit Of Fun

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Bit of fun, can anybody think of any decent / funny lines that could be added to the song?

Here's a couple of my poor attempts;

'Ricardo couldn't catch a thing, we're the f**k is Andy King'

'John Painstil praying to god, how did Peltier get the nod?'

'Paul Koncheskey with his thumb, Wise & Davidson not best chums'

'Svens 10 game play off dash, Aiyawattas wad of cash'

Shocking lol anyone got anything?

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Ben Mee concussed, Sol Bamba isn't fussed.

Sergio Hellings' dead, no he's not he's alive.

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Jamie vardy cutting in, stephen hughes looking very thin.

Sven goran spending money, david nugent thinks he's funny.

Paolo sousa with his style, jermaine's headbutt put on file.

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Richie wellens takes the flack, Big wes, Sean or maybe Zak

Super Lloyd down flank, fook me dyer that cross was wank

Mr Consistent Paul Konchesky, everyone calling out for Heskey

Kasper Schmeicel our own great dane, let's all hope it's promotion we gain

Pearaon's as happy as ebeneezer scrooge, 20 goals each for beckford and Nuge

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Big Matt Millsy always banned, Sean St Ledger for Ireland

Kasper Schmeichel like his Dad, Ricardo, not that bad

Gallagher's penalties, David Nugent what a tease

Erikssen got the sack, Westley Morgan at the back

Benny Marshall no tap-ins, Neil Danns couldn't sing

Wasted money one could say, but Sol Sol Bamba, he could play

Struggling to actually put them into a verse, the original song is so impressive.

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Gally wins a header and the crowds they cry

In other news, pigs can fly

Matty Mills is long gone, replaced by Wes' massive dong

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FoxesTalk seems to have degenerated into a 'Rupert Bear' annual ! What the hell are you all taking and can I have some, please ?

Some forums have a junior section where the young ones can get merry on Lemonade & crisps and entertain themselves.

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Some forums have a junior section where the young ones can get merry on Lemonade & crisps and entertain themselves.

To be honest, Daggers, at my time of life, I'm rubbing my hands together at the prospect of that as a night out !! What flavour ??
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Kermogants lost the plot Chipping from the peno spot

Beckford has a sissy fit, wellens is so f***ing sh1t

Davey nugey is a trier

Lloydys crosses are so dier

Konchesky got no hair,f*** ugly but we dont care

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To be honest, Daggers, at my time of life, I'm rubbing my hands together at the prospect of that as a night out !! What flavour ??

This is FT - Monster Munch flavour, of course :thumbup:

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Agnews bald, Philpotts flair, Ian Marshalls pube like hair,

Walshys head everywhere face or ball he don't care,

Joachims pace, Lennons grit, Robbie Savage what a tit,

Emile Heskeys Bruno strength, Dion Dublins amazing length (apparently!!),

Coatsworth, Willis liked a scrap, Svens agent liked a tap,

Elliott, Taggart, like the two towers, plenty of clean sheets with Timmy Flowers,

Keller from good ol' USA, Wise was a twat, but was born that way,

Pearson, Pearson, Pearson . . . It's not over till its over Izzet!?

. . . TAXI!

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Crncic cannot be found, sell matt mills for one pound

jermaine beckford's killer stare, wes morgan everywhere,

ricardo couldn't catch a cold, what the fvk knockesky's bald

andy king disapperaing, weale in net, we are fearing - it will go under him duh duh duh duh

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