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Stig the Lawnmower

Nigel's Hair

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I agree, it's an all too frequently overlooked aspect of the modern game.

Indeed, having a good haircut has become a necessity in football matches these days.

I'm surprised Konchesky hasn't received multiple red cards already this season, his infinite baldness must frustrate match officials no end.

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If you analyse it carefully, you'll notice the curvature of the cut boosts aerodynamics, while the overall neatness of the hair minimises air-resistance. This equates to an incredible headbutting ability - I doubt Pearson has anything other in mind when he visits his personal military barber

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I think Nige has a beautifully shape head and the sort of no nonsense hairstyle any man should be proud to sport. The superimposed hairstyles in this thread prove his mannequin like qualities. I have often heard him called a dummy, presumably in reference to his wonderful head shape.

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