Bayern Munich to refund price of all tickets this season due to lack of competition

[Leicester_Loyal]

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/future-news-bayern-munich-refund-price-tickets-season-203135227.html

 

"This season has already been very successful for us," Bayern Munich president Uli Hoeness told reporters. "But it has not been very sporting. When you win most every game by many goals, you must ask if the fans are getting value for their money. And since we do not see supporters as house cats to be milked, we have decided to refund their money for what has turned out to be a season of one-sided exhibitions. After all, no one should have to pay to watch someone play FIFA 13 on amateur difficulty and clearly we do not need their money anyway. I certainly don't want it. I don't pay taxes, so I already have more money than I know what to do with. We are not greedy like the English."

 

[whoareyaaa]

amazing, you would never see United/Barca doing this.

[whoareyaaa]

loves having a dig at the English though

[glenny_fox]

If they are moaning about the lack of competition, why are they buying all the best players from Germany?

 

It is a brilliant gesture though.

[darko2k7]

What is the deal with seemingly constant attack on the English clubs, Don't get me wrong the English clubs are run badly but what are they getting out of this attacking the English model thing?

 

And what does it say about how German football is run that in his own words the league is to easy . Yes German clubs treat there fans better but i don't see this caring attitude extended to the other German clubs that the chairman is massively disrespecting in this statement also. But they won't do that because they know full well they hold a massive monopoly in the German game and they wont be giving that up will they for better enjoyment for the fans .

 

And the bit about not paying taxes and having more money that he can spend but not being greedy is just laughable 

[Guest BlueBrett]

Nobody getting that this is a pisstake then? 

[purpleronnie]

Gullible.

[VinceNoir]

Amazing how people fell for that 

[Guest Bilo]

How did it take SIX posts for people to realise it was a pisstake?!

 

 

[kylestyle06]

Look at the comments on the link 

 

How gullible can some people be 

 

lol

[whoareyaaa]

Maybe because no one actually clicked the link LOLOLOL

[darko2k7]

i should have followed the link before posting . I will leave my post there as a reminder to myself to click before i post 

[Carl the Llama]

My only regret is that BlueBrett pointed it out before more posters stuck their feet in their mouths.

[Finnegan]

You shouldn't need to click the link to know that's a pisstake.

Smacks of a bit of bitterness though, bit sore because he did put the boot in to the Prem the other day.

Generally shit satire but then it is Yahoo news.

[whoareyaaa]

You shouldn't need to click the link to know that's a pisstake.

Smacks of a bit of bitterness though, bit sore because he did put the boot in to the Prem the other day.

Generally shit satire but then it is Yahoo news.

 

Not really it was only a few days ago he was banging on about how 2m means nothing to him.

[Finnegan]

Not really it was only a few days ago he was banging on about how 2m means nothing to him.

ALL ticket sales ALL season?! They can't turn down that sort of income!!!

You've had a mare, mate, stop digging.

[whoareyaaa]

ALL ticket sales ALL season?! They can't turn down that sort of income!!!

You've had a mare, mate, stop digging.

They only charge £2 a ticket though don't they.

 

I've not had a mare I just didn't click the link

[Carl the Llama]

They only charge £2 a ticket though don't they.

 

I've not had a mare I just didn't click the link

Try €22 (£18.58).  Granted it gets cheaper the more you buy (5 cost €38), but then multiply that by avg attendance and then by all their home games in the league and cup and, as Finn says, you've had a female horse.

[whoareyaaa]

Try €22 (£18.58).  Granted it gets cheaper the more you buy (5 cost €38), but then multiply that by avg attendance and then by all their home games in the league and cup and, as Finn says, you've had a female horse.

 

OK I've had a slight mare here  

[Kitchandro]

[Fox92]

[dave_the_fox]

Did nobody read the fifa bit to realise it was a windup!?

[StanSP]

I still think Jace_Hobbs thinking Atalanta was a club in USA (SSL topic) was a bigger mare than this . But still, all who fell for this should be ashamed!

[theessexfox]

Ashamed to say that only upon reading the posts did I realise it was a wind up...

[Kitchandro]

Obviously people didn't read it til the end:

 

"The team we built is simply too good," he continued. "This is why we are bringing in Pep Guardiola next season. Hopefully with a manager less experienced than Jupp Heynckes who cares more about possession than scoring hundreds of goals, there will be closer matches and more drama on the pitch. If not, we will have the players do actual work by cleaning the homes of ticket holders after matches."