Jaspa Posted 31 May 2013 Share Posted 31 May 2013 Claim to be a Derby fan and say you dont really care about Forest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walshy5 Posted 31 May 2013 Share Posted 31 May 2013 Ask them if they realise that brain clough is dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Raj Posted 31 May 2013 Share Posted 31 May 2013 This is my first thread so hear goes. I'm working on site and have just realised everyone I'm working with is a forest fan, I see forest badges in all the vans and want to wind them up. Any ideas?? its bugging me so i ll ask....is your username supposed to be Englandlcfc???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglandlcfc Posted 31 May 2013 Author Share Posted 31 May 2013 Claim to be a Derby fan and say you dont really care about ForestI can't really do that I have a city badge tattoo on my arm its bugging me so i ll ask....is your username supposed to be Englandlcfc????No eagland is my last name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coley1884 Posted 31 May 2013 Share Posted 31 May 2013 Always refer to them as "Notts" Forest. Not very original I know but never fails Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rincewind Posted 31 May 2013 Share Posted 31 May 2013 Hopefully the City team will do the talking for you when the meet on the field of play. If not keep stum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudulike Posted 31 May 2013 Share Posted 31 May 2013 Always refer to them as "Notts" Forest. Not very original I know but never fails Snotties or Snotters always goes down well (after all, Snottingham was the correct name of the dump). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaspa Posted 31 May 2013 Share Posted 31 May 2013 Snotties or Snotters always goes down well (after all, Snottingham was the correct name of the dump). True Snott/Snot used to mean Wise though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vacamion Posted 1 June 2013 Share Posted 1 June 2013 Tell them that you heard about a team in Nottingham with a proud history and then bang on about Notts County being the oldest professional club their kit inspiring Juve's team colours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicester_Numan Posted 1 June 2013 Share Posted 1 June 2013 Nick their car keys and chuck a rabid fox with rabies in the boot.That double rabies is nasty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmer Posted 1 June 2013 Share Posted 1 June 2013 Notts Forest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonthefox Posted 1 June 2013 Share Posted 1 June 2013 Thrash them all to death with a broken bottle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banks Posted 1 June 2013 Share Posted 1 June 2013 To be fair to him, at least he's got himself a job, the majority of Forest fans live off benefits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wight88 Posted 1 June 2013 Share Posted 1 June 2013 Ask em to juxtapose their views on their Kuwaiti owners with their time honoured assertions that Leicesters pakistani population is of noteworthy magnitude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trav Le Bleu Posted 1 June 2013 Share Posted 1 June 2013 Forest fans have a job? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerrytaggart Posted 1 June 2013 Share Posted 1 June 2013 shag their mums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad the Fox Posted 1 June 2013 Share Posted 1 June 2013 shag their mums. When they're not shooting each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooksy Posted 1 June 2013 Share Posted 1 June 2013 Claim to be a Derby fan and say you dont really care about Forest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 1 June 2013 Share Posted 1 June 2013 Better dead than red? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave-Foxes Posted 1 June 2013 Share Posted 1 June 2013 Someone I know, his transport manager was interviewing for hgv driver and a forest fan turned up, his words were "Forest Bastard Han no chance, I stopped listening when he said he was a forest fan" Great attitude!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rincewind Posted 2 June 2013 Share Posted 2 June 2013 Tell them you heard that the club were twinned with this club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 2 June 2013 Share Posted 2 June 2013 Tell them you heard that the club were twinned with this club. Nice one, Ken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted 2 June 2013 Share Posted 2 June 2013 Ask em to juxtapose their views on their Kuwaiti owners with their time honoured assertions that Leicesters pakistani population is of noteworthy magnitude. But in a more simplistic way that that - they'd get stuck at juxtapose and need to go and find a dictionary. Or more likely just shoot you to save themselves the trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Weasel Fox Posted 2 June 2013 Share Posted 2 June 2013 Can't you just shit in one of thems lunch boxes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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